Why If YOU Own A iPhone You Are A Fucking Asshole

[Kristy]

One hell of an interesting read written by sociologist Niki Lisa Cole

http://21centurynomad.com/2013/09/23...d-consumption/

Oh, and listen to Project Censored which is a lot like InfoWars only without the mental illness, the gun nuts, the teabaggin, cocksucking Libertardians and that annoying F A T fuck himself who tends it steal from Project Censored. In other words, REAL media. Or don't listen. See if I care. Be a fucking asshole. Most of you are already.

http://www.projectcensored.org/

Enjoy and have a crummy day.

[VAiN]

So what's your excuse?

[Kristy]

I would never own an overpriced piece of shit Apple product you middle-aged Neo-Nazi neophyte nincompoop. Go back to your Minoxidil and just shut the fuck up, okay?

[VAiN]

That one went over your head, so I'll explain it - I know you can't afford nice things like an iPhone, so what's your excuse for being a fucking asshole?

[Kristy]

iPhones are nice? For whom? Grey pathetic pubic ball sacks like yourself? Chances are also quite good I make way, way more money than you monkey boy.

[VAiN]

Not with that weed habit, you don't.

[Kristy]

Riiiiiight, I can afford my weed habit. No fucking problem. You can barely survive on your food stamps.

[Seshmeister]

It seems a bit crazy to pick out Apple because they make stuff in China because it's cheaper when just about everything else in your house is also made there.

My problem with Apple is that despite being just about the richest company on the planet they don't pay tax and are very shitty when it comes to charitable donations.

[VAiN]

It seems a bit crazy to pick out Apple because they make stuff in China because it's cheaper when just about everything else in your house is also made there.

My problem with Apple is that despite being just about the richest company on the planet they don't pay tax and are very shitty when it comes to charitable donations.

So they're basically like every other big corp. I like their products, but I'm not defending them in anyway.

[TFM_Dale]

Not sure I agree with the article but iPhones do fucking suck, their laptops are overpriced, and while I do like iPods the fact that you have to use iTunes means they are barely worth the hassle. Have a galaxy 4 for work and a Nokia Lumia 1520 for personal use and both blow the iPhone out of the water.

[Seshmeister]

Well they seem to be like every other big corp except a bit worse. They are getting a little better now with the charity donations now Jobs is dead but they still lag way behind.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...e-company.html


They are amazing at marketing that they somehow have blinded part of their customer base to this.

I say this as an iPhone 5S owner...

[Kristy]

Wrong, dumbass. Apple is getting away with violating China labor laws, breaking up families, devastating village for factories and forcing their workers into social isolation and mental exhaustion. All for your shitty little iPhone that does not make you cool, more intellectual or culturally elite.

[Mushroom]

Kristy my dear, how short your memory is. Do you remember that romantic night we had last November? We watched the Led Zep tribute band, went back to your place... You said you like it kinky so I stuck my iPhone up your hoo hoo (it kept slipping out but you loved it), then we added the charger and you said it reminded you of a love bead. Damn that was a fun night.

[Kristy]

Not sure I agree with the article but iPhones do fucking suck, their laptops are overpriced, and while I do like iPods the fact that you have to use iTunes means they are barely worth the hassle. Have a galaxy 4 for work and a Nokia Lumia 1520 for personal use and both blow the iPhone out of the water.

"Apple product users are living in the moment, soaking up all the sentimental experiences of pleasure, love, satisfaction, and jubilation that the brand promises, and that the products appear to deliver upon. This promise is what sells Apple products. It shows us what we can have if we make the purchase, and in doing so, convinces us to turn a blind eye to the labor and environmental abuses in the company’s Chinese supply chain."

This is why people are assholes for owing a Apple product.

See here how they fuck over their workers:

"Apple has zero tolerance for lapses in the quality of its products. If a quality issue arises, Apple will do everything it can to have it corrected immediately. But a lower level of urgency apparently applies in responding to labor rights abuses. Despite its professed high standards for the treatment of Apple workers, serious labor violations have persisted year after year. Apple must prioritize its efforts into halting the abuse of the workers making Apple products."

http://www.chinalaborwatch.org/news/new-459.html

So blow me, old man.

[Mushroom]

The most absurd statistic is that we tend to buy a new cellphone once every 2 years and send all the leftover waste to Asian countries so they can toil in the hazardous waste of lead, mercury and cadmium just to reclaim the copper, gold, and silver, and some unhealthy side effects. We should be embarrassed.

[TFM_Dale]

"Apple product users are living in the moment, soaking up all the sentimental experiences of pleasure, love, satisfaction, and jubilation that the brand promises, and that the products appear to deliver upon. This promise is what sells Apple products. It shows us what we can have if we make the purchase, and in doing so, convinces us to turn a blind eye to the labor and environmental abuses in the company’s Chinese supply chain."

This is why people are assholes for owing a Apple product.

See here how they fuck over their workers:

"Apple has zero tolerance for lapses in the quality of its products. If a quality issue arises, Apple will do everything it can to have it corrected immediately. But a lower level of urgency apparently applies in responding to labor rights abuses. Despite its professed high standards for the treatment of Apple workers, serious labor violations have persisted year after year. Apple must prioritize its efforts into halting the abuse of the workers making Apple products."

http://www.chinalaborwatch.org/news/new-459.html

So blow me, old man.

I'm not old! My liver may be but I am not

[Kristy]

I wasn't talking to you. That was for that middle-aged moron.

Grey pube monkey boy has always been an asshole. And now I know why.

[DONNIEP]

www.meetthebrick.com

[ELVIS]

I don't see how it's the Apple consumer's fault for the circumstances of how and where the product is made...

Human rights and child labor violations are nothing new in China and Steve Jobs certainly didn't start it...

And as Sesh pointed out, almost everything we use has been made in China for nearly three decades...

And fuck off, Krusty...

[DONNIEP]

What? Is China running out of people now? I have to be worried about that now?

[vandeleur]

I've got an iPhone and it's class , it's better than the blackberry shitty work thing I bounce about or the daft galaxy big thing we had .
Any hoo it's a choice thing , if you don't like apple being a bunch of cunts go buy a different phone off a company trying to be a bigger bunch of cunts than apple but haven't Sussed the loop holes yet .

Capitalism is a fuck but so is having principles .

[vandeleur]

Oh I like the post with krusty bragging how much money she makes

[vandeleur]

Definition of an asshoe ....

Bragging to pretend people how much money you make .......

I make twelvty

[FORD]

Uh-oh.... does Alex Jones know that ELVIS listens to his fearcast on an iphone?

[FORD]

Of course if you don't have an iPhone, then you have Android, and the phones are made in the same Chinese sweatshops... plus you have a Googlespyware operating system.

Functionally, Android's probably a good OS for wireless devices. Not so much for a stationery media player though. I wiped that shit immediately and installed a Linux based XBMC on mine. That would be kinda hard to do on a phone though.

And don't even get me started on Mozilla hiring some Prop H8 funding douchebag as their new CEO...... Hate to dump Firefox, and I have no idea what to replace Thunderbird with, but I don't want my computer turning into a mobile branch of the Westboro Baptist Church or Chick FilA.

[ELVIS]

iPhone is the best device for streaming media...

[ashstralia]

Oh wow Kristy, you're so edgy and, like cool. Like the people on 'portlandia'.

What you gen y fuckers/hipsters don't get is you're actually the biggest sheep. The perceived 'non conformity' is actually very strict conformity.

I use apple stuff for one simple reason: like my music gear, when I switch it on, I want it to WORK. first time, every time. I don't care if an Indonesian rainforest got shat upon, I've paid for my ticket.

I suspect the reason you are here so much is that people your own age think you're an insufferable pretentious bore.

We already know this.

Sent from my '95 Mac power pc

[SunisinuS]

I love ageism....it is like fucking a 14yr old and complaining that when they called their Indian pimp that they used an iphone4. Bitching makes you like an old person. I will never be that old. My Grandmother taught me that.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCss0kZXeyE

Btw for Ford from a friend of ours from the ARMY:

i signed up. got a plan that, although not top of the line overall, is top of the line for what i need it for. (cheap meds, dr visits, ER visits)
: also has no deductible
[ at aprox $25.00 a month, i will be saving about $150.00 a month on meds, so, barring any unforeseen problems, am pleased.

[TFM_Dale]

I don't see how it's the Apple consumer's fault for the circumstances of how and where the product is made...

Human rights and child labor violations are nothing new in China and Steve Jobs certainly didn't start it...

And as Sesh pointed out, almost everything we use has been made in China for nearly three decades...

And fuck off, Krusty...

Almost every company only cares about their profit margins, Apple is far from alone in that aspect. It is their fault that their phones suck though

[TFM_Dale]

I've got an iPhone and it's class , it's better than the blackberry shitty work thing I bounce about or the daft galaxy big thing we had .
Any hoo it's a choice thing , if you don't like apple being a bunch of cunts go buy a different phone off a company trying to be a bigger bunch of cunts than apple but haven't Sussed the loop holes yet .

Capitalism is a fuck but so is having principles .

Everything is better then BlackBerry, those fucking things are useless.

[TFM_Dale]

Of course if you don't have an iPhone, then you have Android, and the phones are made in the same Chinese sweatshops... plus you have a Googlespyware operating system.

Functionally, Android's probably a good OS for wireless devices. Not so much for a stationery media player though. I wiped that shit immediately and installed a Linux based XBMC on mine. That would be kinda hard to do on a phone though.

And don't even get me started on Mozilla hiring some Prop H8 funding douchebag as their new CEO...... Hate to dump Firefox, and I have no idea what to replace Thunderbird with, but I don't want my computer turning into a mobile branch of the Westboro Baptist Church or Chick FilA.

It is all spyware now, every cell phone you buy. You could do pre pay and toss the phone after every call but all that will do is cost a lot of money and get you fitted for a padded cell quicker.

[TFM_Dale]

iPhone is the best device for streaming media...

For a newborn maybe

[TFM_Dale]

Oh wow Kristy, you're so edgy and, like cool. Like the people on 'portlandia'.

What you gen y fuckers/hipsters don't get is you're actually the biggest sheep. The perceived 'non conformity' is actually very strict conformity.

I use apple stuff for one simple reason: like my music gear, when I switch it on, I want it to WORK. first time, every time. I don't care if an Indonesian rainforest got shat upon, I've paid for my ticket.

I suspect the reason you are here so much is that people your own age think you're an insufferable pretentious bore.

We already know this.

Sent from my '95 Mac power pc

I tried liking the iPhone, I always felt ripped off though, they have such a limited OS I just didn't see the point. Granted you have to be very careful buying an android phone because they do have a lot of cheap crap that companies pump out trying to bump the numbers up but if you spend the amount you were going to pay on an iPhone on an android device I feel you get a far better, more functional device, and no, I am not bragging about money, I work far to many hours to earn mine to do any bragging

[twonabomber]

Functionally, Android's probably a good OS for wireless devices. Not so much for a stationery media player though. I wiped that shit immediately and installed a Linux based XBMC on mine. That would be kinda hard to do on a phone though.

I dunno, I can drag and drop WAVs to my LG Android phone and don't have to deal with syncing to iTunes or whatever. I do have XBMC on my Ouya though.

[ZahZoo]

I really don't care where my phone was made or any labor issues related to it's manufacture...

I'm just happy it makes phone calls when I want it... plus it's got a flashlight feature. Who gives a shit about text, data and functionality... It's got a fucking flashlight built in!!!

[Kristy]

I don't see how it's the Apple consumer's fault for the circumstances of how and where the product is made...[

Human rights and child labor violations are nothing new in China and Steve Jobs certainly didn't start it...

And as Sesh pointed out, almost everything we use has been made in China for nearly three decades...

And fuck off, Krusty...

Wow. You're just a fucking idiot on so many levels.

Tell me more about your fictional "Savior" and turning the other cheek, cocksucker.

[Kristy]

and the phones are made in the same Chinese sweatshops... (

No they're not. Apple has their own factories where they can circumvent Chinese labor laws. Read the god damn link. I'm not saying Samsuck is ay better but I'm willing to bet their labor practices are.

[Kristy]

I really don't care where my phone was made or any labor issues related to it's manufacture...

I'm just happy it makes phone calls when I want it... plus it's got a flashlight feature. Who gives a shit about text, data and functionality... It's got a fucking flashlight built in!!!

You also masturbate in Wal-Mart parking lots.

[Kristy]

Oh wow Kristy, you're so edgy and, like cool. Like the people on 'portlandia'.

What you gen y fuckers/hipsters don't get is you're actually the biggest sheep. The perceived 'non conformity' is actually very strict conformity.

I use apple stuff for one simple reason: like my music gear, when I switch it on, I want it to WORK. first time, every time. I don't care if an Indonesian rainforest got shat upon, I've paid for my ticket.

I suspect the reason you are here so much is that people your own age think you're an insufferable pretentious bore.

We already know this.

Sent from my '95 Mac power pc

I can see owing a Mac hasn't made you a better person with minimal grammar skills. Go back to humping kangaroos and slowly die of a cross-species disease.

[Kristy]

For a newborn maybe

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