Why If YOU Own A iPhone You Are A Fucking Asshole

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You also masturbate in Wal-Mart parking lots.

target lots are more fun

[FORD]

I really don't care where my phone was made or any labor issues related to it's manufacture...

I'm just happy it makes phone calls when I want it... plus it's got a flashlight feature. Who gives a shit about text, data and functionality... It's got a fucking flashlight built in!!!

Wouldn't that drain the battery in about 2 minutes?

[TFM_Dale]

Wouldn't that drain the battery in about 2 minutes?

double Z is so old his phone runs on coal.

[Kristy]

Smellvis' phone runs on racism.

[TFM_Dale]

He gets double the battery life with conspiracy theories.

[DONNIEP]

You also masturbate in Wal-Mart parking lots.

Oh hell. Now you're against whacking in the Walmart parking lot???

[vandeleur]

Smellvis' iPhone:

That is so childish , love it

[DONNIEP]

I really don't care where my phone was made or any labor issues related to it's manufacture...

I'm just happy it makes phone calls when I want it... plus it's got a flashlight feature. Who gives a shit about text, data and functionality... It's got a fucking flashlight built in!!!

My Brick has a flashlight too! A really shitty one, but it does have one. And that's about all it has. And I could care less too where this shit comes from. China, Taiwan, Mars, I don't care. Every industrialized country has gone through their shit labor practices era. Why should China be any different? Nah, you tell Xu Yang to get his ass back in that sweat shop and crank out some more iphones and stereos and EVH flip flops. I got my finger on the Buy It Now button!

[vandeleur]

It's to find ya cock in wal marts car park

[Kristy]

Oh hell. Now you're against whacking in the Walmart parking lot???

Hey, just because you have been served a restraining order from them is no reason to take it out on me.

[Kristy]

My Brick has a flashlight too!

You know what else has a flashlight, chronic masturbatory boy? A god damn flashlight.

[DONNIEP]

You know what else has a flashlight, chronic masturbatory boy? A god damn flashlight.

Well, yeah, when you put it like that...party pooper.

I wonder if there is such a thing as chronic masturbation. Would it be a habit or an addiction if it was chronic? And wouldn't you get tired of it after a while? I mean, geez, all that work over and over and over again. There's not enough college cheerleader porn on the planet to keep me that interested.

[vandeleur]

Dude I sent you the link for your wankers elbow , there is a 12 stroke programme to ween you off ya Weener

[lesfunk]

I got an I phone because I was ignorant of the product at the time. it does a couple things to my satisfaction but if i could get out of my cuntract I'd get rid of it

[ELVIS]

I tried liking the iPhone, I always felt ripped off though, they have such a limited OS I just didn't see the point.

It's a mobile phone, not a full blown computer...

The operating system is just fine by me and its very user friendly...

[DONNIEP]

And Elvis knows how to fix em if you break one! So...ha!

[ELVIS]

Gets easier every time...

[DONNIEP]

I gotta get my daughter's fixed. Again. Wasn't her fault, she was here in the house and tripped. Damn things are pretty fragile.

[ELVIS]

They are...

Tell ya what though...

Mail me the phone and a good quality replacement screen and I'll fix it for nuthin...

But hurry...

This friendly offer expires without notice...

[DONNIEP]

They are...

Tell ya what though...

Mail me the phone and a good quality replacement screen and I'll fix it for nuthin...

But hurry...

This friendly offer expires without notice...

Thanks E. I found a place here in town that does it for 50 bucks so I'll be taking it there probably since mine's cracked too.

[Kristy]

I can't wait for the day when you old fucks start showing signs of Alzheimers so I can put you all away in homes.

[DONNIEP]

Ah, you'll be right there with us. It'll be like a reunion - except we won't remember half the shit that went down here.

[Nitro Express]

I can't wait for the day when you old fucks start showing signs of Alzheimers so I can put you all away in homes.

Fuck that. I'm not going to rot away and die in some retirement home. I'm going to be shot dead at 82 crawling out a window by a jealous lover.

[Nitro Express]

You know what else has a flashlight, chronic masturbatory boy? A god damn flashlight.

If Don was into chronic masturbation which I know he is. He would have a Fleshlight instead of a flashlight. Now if the makers of that lame jerkoff tool had any brains, they would put some LED's in it so you could actually use it as a flashlight. Hell put a tazer in it as well.

[Nitro Express]

One hell of an interesting read written by sociologist Niki Lisa Cole

http://21centurynomad.com/2013/09/23...d-consumption/

Oh, and listen to Project Censored which is a lot like InfoWars only without the mental illness, the gun nuts, the teabaggin, cocksucking Libertardians and that annoying F A T fuck himself who tends it steal from Project Censored. In other words, REAL media. Or don't listen. See if I care. Be a fucking asshole. Most of you are already.

http://www.projectcensored.org/

Enjoy and have a crummy day.

I'm going to put an Infowars sticker on my truck and get an AR-15 covered in tactical rails all over it. Then I'm going to hang a bunch of junk on the rails like lazers, Aim Point sights, Fleshlights, and iPhones. Then I'm going to get about 3,000 rounds of .223 ammo, a big bundle of toilet paper and a pallet of pork and beans and live in a cave figuring out how to run a Harbor Freight generator off of methane gas generated by the pork and beans.

[ZahZoo]

Wouldn't that drain the battery in about 2 minutes?

Nah it's just a tiny LED that doubles as a flash for the camera... You could run it for hours on the LiOn batteries in these phones.

[VAiN]

Nah it's just a tiny LED that doubles as a flash for the camera... You could run it for hours on the LiOn batteries in these phones.

Probably the most useful thing on these things.. I was very happy when it became built-in to the iPhone.

[Kristy]

Right. Because who would ever think of using a phone as a phone?

[Kristy]

That is so childish , love it

Smellvis' iPhone also comes with a FREE clothesline app.

[ZahZoo]

Right. Because who would ever think of using a phone as a phone?

True point...

95% of my cell phone usage is as a phone.

But see I quit smoking over a year ago... but when I smoked I always had a lighter with me. Which can serve as an alternative light source. I never gave much thought of the phone as much beyond a phone until I discovered the flashlight function, plus I've always got it with me. Drop something and it rolls under a piece of furniture or try to read a menu in a dimly lit restaurant... all of a sudden I've got a handy tool!!

Why are you so grumpy Kristy? Did the vibrate feature on your phone quit working?

[Kristy]

Believe or not, Wal-Mart Poster Boy, I don't have a cell phone. More of a pain in the ass then what they are worth. Texting is for assholes, endless apps for the chronically unfuckable, family plans for the mentally ill and "4G coverage" for the gullible. If I want to talk to some asshole over something I'll pick up a land line and call that miserable idiot. I don't need to know their Facecrook status or the latest Katy Perry tune.

Cell phones are for assholes. End of story.

[DONNIEP]

Cell phones are for assholes

Well I've obviously been using mine wrong...

[binnie]

It seems a bit crazy to pick out Apple because they make stuff in China because it's cheaper when just about everything else in your house is also made there.

My problem with Apple is that despite being just about the richest company on the planet they don't pay tax and are very shitty when it comes to charitable donations.

I would add to that: they style themselves as a forward-thinking, post-modern company but clearly treat their workers (at least the non-white ones) like utter shit.

Fuckers like this have gotten to me now. I no longer use Google since their CEO bragged about not paying tax in the UK; and I'll never, ever own an Iphone. The only thing these corporations understand is $$$, and if lots of people move away from them then they will change.

[ZahZoo]

Well I've obviously been using mine wrong...

I would advise against using the speakerphone function much... you wouldn't want folks saying you talk out your ass all the time!!

[DONNIEP]

I would advise against using the speakerphone function much... you wouldn't folks saying you talk out your ass all the time!!

Ah, everybody knows I do that all the time anyway, lol. Lying is like 95% of what I do.

[Kristy]

Well I've obviously been using mine wrong...

You're so funny, I almost forgot to laugh.

[DONNIEP]

You're so funny, I almost forgot to laugh.

I love you too, dear.

[Kristy]

Apple tin

"In 2013 many tech companies admitted to purchasing tin, used in soldering virtually every electronic device, from unregulated mines in Indonesia. Apple however refused to disclose where it sources its tin, even after Friends of the Earth, an international network of environmental organizations, mobilized 25,000 people to write to the company in protest. Use of unlawful labor extends into China where reports from SACOM and China Labor Watch document deplorable working conditions, including 100-hour workweeks, high levels of underage student labor, and unlivable wages—even though Apple had joined the Fair Labor Association in 2012."

Buy an Apple, get surveyed

http://www.projectcensored.org/apple...llance-profit/

"iBeacon, a new feature in iOS 7 that Apple claims acts as a “personal shopper,” went live in early December. The app guides i-device toting Apple Store customers to products, and updates employees on customer orders. The app uses push technology to let iPhone customers know if they are eligible for an upgrade while they browse in the store.

The technology is poised to be deployed by retailers all over the world, requiring only an iPad or iPhone with iOS 7 to serve as an iBeacon device within a store. TechCrunch reports that as many as 190 million iOS devices are iBeacon-ready, and this number will swell to over 250 million soon. An Android version is in development.

The scale of this consumerist technology is unsettling, as is its surveillance function. While Apple has taken a public stance against the widespread digital surveillance of the PRISM program, despite its historical compliance with it, the company clearly has no moral qualms about using surveillance technology for its own profit."

Let's see your pussy liberal news bias creepy college professor guy and lesbian captain top that, Ford.

[twonabomber]

Well I've obviously been using mine wrong...

Put it on vibrate before inserting, then wait for the fun to start.

[ELVIS]

I don't use iOS 7...