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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    #16
    Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
    Do a Google image search, major boob jobbery....


    amazingly, not much
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    • vandeleur
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Sep 2009
      • 9865

      #17
      Jeez it's hard to type with one hand and a squint
      fuck your fucking framing

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      • Va Beach VH Fan
        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
        • Dec 2003
        • 17913

        #18
        Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
        Let's try that again. Kristina Montuori......
        Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

        "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

        "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19144

          #19
          Been here 8 years - when do the complimentary blow jobs kick in?
          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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          • vandeleur
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Sep 2009
            • 9865

            #20
            Originally posted by binnie
            Been here 8 years - when do the complimentary blow jobs kick in?
            Soon as von's cold sore clears up
            fuck your fucking framing

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            • binnie
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2006
              • 19144

              #21
              They'd compliment the herpes I got from Elvis
              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12678

                #22
                Originally posted by binnie
                Been here 8 years - when do the complimentary blow jobs kick in?
                donniep has been mailin' them out for a coupla years now
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • ZahZoo
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8967

                  #23
                  Mail order BJ's are highly overrated...
                  "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                  • binnie
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2006
                    • 19144

                    #24
                    Paper-cuts?
                    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                    • ZahZoo
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8967

                      #25
                      Always insist on those priority mail plastic shipping envelopes... helps keep it fresh!!
                      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                      • Fairwrning
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 11371

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                        Do a Google image search, major boob jobbery....
                        Shes had a little work done for sure..but who doesnt love a woman that cares enough to give her hubby some big ol titties to play with..

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                        • Seshmeister
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Oct 2003
                          • 35160

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Hardrock69
                          This is not the Roth Army.

                          This is a troll site that looks like the Roth Army.
                          Oh grow a pair you big scaredy cat girl.

                          That post is soooo 2013 and it was gay then.

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32555

                            #28
                            I'm just here for the PTA Meeting.



                            Heard they're a great spot to pick up MILF's
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                            • VetteLS5
                              Commando
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 1130

                              #29
                              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                              I'm just here for the PTA Meeting.



                              Heard they're a great spot to pick up MILF's
                              Odd... you've claimed in a couple recent threads now that you barely have the time, interest, or inclination to visit, let alone post. You're not fibbing to us now are you?

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                              • ZahZoo
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 8967

                                #30
                                Kinda cliche... But that whole "You can check out, but you can never leave" thing is in play...

                                For the record... Lounge never quit. Didn't issue any crybaby, pussy good-bye thread... Just logged out for a bit and lurked. Appears he's proud of his absence and making sure most the boneheads are aware of the occurrence...

                                Based on the responses he's generated upon his return, while not a ticker-tape parade event... I think he received a properly deserved welcome back. Pretty much along the lines of "what the hell are you doing back here, asshole?"...

                                That's old school Army tradition for ya!!
                                "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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