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    Happy 15th Birthday Roth Army

    Even though the forums weren't launched until May 2000, this site was launched on April 30, 1999.

    Roth on, fellas!

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    Right on, and congrats to those celebrating 10-years of membership this year... except for kristy. She/he/it can eat a dick.
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    That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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    This site is almost old enough to buy a pack of cigarettes lol

    It's eligible for it drivers permit in a couple weeks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    This site is almost old enough to buy a pack of cigarettes lol

    It's eligible for it drivers permit in a couple weeks!
    Not where I live. In New York, it's 16.
    How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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    It is holding to form and acting like a rebellious teenager...
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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    Despite all the pressure to be more PTA newsletter yes that's exactly what it's doing.

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    In Iowa you can get your learner's permit at 14.
    I brought my pencil!!!

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    This is not the Roth Army.

    This is a troll site that looks like the Roth Army.

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    Happy Bday to the site..a little present...our (my) local weather girl....

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    We need some new weather girls in Michigan

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    We need some new weather girls in Michigan
    I know right..where else do you DVR the weather..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Despite all the pressure to be more PTA newsletter yes that's exactly what it's doing.
    If you're lucky maybe in 3-4 years it will discover responsibility and take a part time job to cover some of it's own expenses...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairwrning View Post
    Happy Bday to the site..a little present...our (my) local weather girl....
    I love her
    fuck your fucking framing

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    Do a Google image search, major boob jobbery....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Do a Google image search, major boob jobbery....
    https://www.google.com/search?q=majo...w=1422&bih=711

    amazingly, not much
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Jeez it's hard to type with one hand and a squint

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    Let's try that again. Kristina Montuori......

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    Been here 8 years - when do the complimentary blow jobs kick in?
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    Been here 8 years - when do the complimentary blow jobs kick in?
    Soon as von's cold sore clears up

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    They'd compliment the herpes I got from Elvis

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    Been here 8 years - when do the complimentary blow jobs kick in?
    donniep has been mailin' them out for a coupla years now

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    Mail order BJ's are highly overrated...

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    Paper-cuts?

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    Always insist on those priority mail plastic shipping envelopes... helps keep it fresh!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Do a Google image search, major boob jobbery....
    Shes had a little work done for sure..but who doesnt love a woman that cares enough to give her hubby some big ol titties to play with..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    This is not the Roth Army.

    This is a troll site that looks like the Roth Army.
    Oh grow a pair you big scaredy cat girl.

    That post is soooo 2013 and it was gay then.

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    I'm just here for the PTA Meeting.



    Heard they're a great spot to pick up MILF's
    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    I'm just here for the PTA Meeting.



    Heard they're a great spot to pick up MILF's
    Odd... you've claimed in a couple recent threads now that you barely have the time, interest, or inclination to visit, let alone post. You're not fibbing to us now are you?

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    Kinda cliche... But that whole "You can check out, but you can never leave" thing is in play...

    For the record... Lounge never quit. Didn't issue any crybaby, pussy good-bye thread... Just logged out for a bit and lurked. Appears he's proud of his absence and making sure most the boneheads are aware of the occurrence...

    Based on the responses he's generated upon his return, while not a ticker-tape parade event... I think he received a properly deserved welcome back. Pretty much along the lines of "what the hell are you doing back here, asshole?"...

    That's old school Army tradition for ya!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Kinda cliche... But that whole "You can check out, but you can never leave" thing is in play...
    Thanks, now that damn song will be stuck in my head all day. Damn you zahzoo!

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    mine to

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    Thanks, now that damn song will be stuck in my head all day. Damn you zahzoo!
    Anytime...

    Just call me "Shifty"...

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    15 years, no shit!
    Approaching 10 years for me. Best Roth site of all time!
    Today's trolls can't even compare to trolls of the past. Zero game, but still fun to slap around when appropriate ...


    Roth on fuckers!
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    Been here since the Slaughterhouse days. From the very beginning. My registration date doesn't represent my original commitment to DLR ARMY. ROTH N ROLL motherfuckers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TAKIN WHISKEY View Post
    Been here since the Slaughterhouse days. From the very beginning. My registration date doesn't represent my original commitment to DLR ARMY. ROTH N ROLL motherfuckers!
    I registered at Slaughterhouse and the original Army. Never posted though. Dial-up was soooo slow, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    I'm just here for the PTA Meeting.



    Heard they're a great spot to pick up MILF's
    If you can get past all the children running around knocking stuff over.

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