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    I'm sure you all know who Amy Bouzaglo AKA "somehow a restaurant owner" is, there was a thread about the Kitchen Nightmares episode about The Menstru-ant AKA Amy's Baking Company run by an Israeli gangster and his wife, the biggest bitch in the world.

    Well, to start off Season 7 of Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon decided to make a mini "documentary" about his experience in the restaurant and the social media explosion that ensued, also you get to see one of the most insane interviews I have ever seen with Crazy Amy B.
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    Amy looks like a fish. Her hubby is a half click from killing someone.
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    They are both cunts obviously but it's a very manufactured artificial show that puts it's own narrative onto events. There are various things come up on the screen saying 'These events may not have happened in the order or way shown, blah blah'.

    Also a quick google after each episode shows that at least half if not most of the restaurants on the show are closed within a year.
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    Yeah I doubt there is much reality on reality television. They just do reality shows now because people watch them and they are cheaper to produce than hiring professional union card carrying actors and union card carrying writers. Just find some assholes (no problem there) and let the cameras roll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Yeah I doubt there is much reality on reality television. They just do reality shows now because people watch them and they are cheaper to produce than hiring professional union card carrying actors and union card carrying writers. Just find some assholes (no problem there) and let the cameras roll.
    We could get three or four shows out of this forum alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zing! View Post
    We could get three or four shows out of this forum alone.
    Them Duck Dynasty pricks have nothing on us. We have more assholes and create more drama than those big beard motherfuckers can dream about. Now. We need to get merchandising some Roth Army junk in Wal-Mart and truck stops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Them Duck Dynasty pricks have nothing on us. We have more assholes and create more drama than those big beard motherfuckers can dream about. Now. We need to get merchandising some Roth Army junk in Wal-Mart and truck stops.
    singapore dicksling franchises world wide
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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    singapore dicksling franchises world wide
    I take it's not a cocktail.

    Singapore is a pretty boring place. You would need a sling for your dick after a few nights in Bangkok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    I take it's not a cocktail.

    Singapore is a pretty boring place. You would need a sling for your dick after a few nights in Bangkok.
    you were part of the original tm trademark naming of the things...i thought
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    Thought dp invented the Singapore dick sling .

    Invented ... Inverted ... Same thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Thought dp invented the Singapore dick sling .

    Invented ... Inverted ... Same thing
    i'm sure he inverted it first

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    They are both cunts obviously but it's a very manufactured artificial show that puts it's own narrative onto events. There are various things come up on the screen saying 'These events may not have happened in the order or way shown, blah blah'.

    Also a quick google after each episode shows that at least half if not most of the restaurants on the show are closed within a year.
    In the show, all Chef Ramsay does is show these restaurant owners and these chefs a better way to be. Just because they listen to his advice doesn't mean that they internalize it and as soon as Gordon walks out that door, they disregard everything he says and go back to their old, dysfunctional ways.

    Being on Kitchen Nightmares brings publicity, but not necessarily success.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Thought dp invented the Singapore dick sling .

    Invented ... Inverted ... Same thing
    I invented the term... DP did all the product development and user acceptance testing. Nitro prepared the marketing "briefs"...

    It's no wonder his neighbors won't speak to him and just look at him funny when he drives by now... Especially when he's cruisin with the top down!!
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    I like this "Christley knows best" show on USA. Guy HAS to be gay but he has a wife and 5 kids and a walk-in closet bigger than my living room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Thought dp invented the Singapore dick sling .

    Invented ... Inverted ... Same thing
    You use a Singapore dick sling to DP?



    Here's a Texas dick sling.

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    I thought this thread was about Krusty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITEYOASS View Post
    I thought this thread was about Krusty.
    I thought it was about me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    What's the difference ??
    One is the High Times pet of the month?
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    They have that ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    They have that ??
    I don't think they really do but if they did i can't think of anyone more qualified.

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    I'd like to see a show where Gordon Ramsey and Piers Morgan fight to the death.
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    And Piers loses...

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    I think it's pretty clear that Piers would lose.

    Shit, Gordon would probably knock him out with a miss.....

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    Is the answer Kristy ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    I think it's pretty clear that Piers would lose.

    Shit, Gordon would probably knock him out with a miss.....
    Isn't Gordon really athletic? He would probably kick Piers' ass.

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    Any good chef has a collection of sharp knives near him. Piss Morgan wouldn't have a chance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    I like this "Christley knows best" show on USA. Guy HAS to be gay but he has a wife and 5 kids and a walk-in closet bigger than my living room.
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