It's the End of The World As We Know It..... at least according to Fat Bastard Hagee

[Nitro Express]

Me too. Stayed out on my deck for an hour in 25 degrees freezing my nuts off, only to drag my arse out of bed three hours later. Saw a bitchin falling star though that seemed like a tear drop falling right out of the bottom of the moon. That alone was worth the near frostbite.

I was cold too. The wind was blowing and after just sitting there in the chair the chill found itself through my hoodie. The coyotes were sure making a racket last night.

[FORD]

Pat Robertson: Jesus said an asteroid could destroy Earth next week

By David Edwards
Monday, April 21, 2014 11:48 EDT


Televangelist Pat Robertson warned on Monday that Jesus had said that an asteroid would destroy the Earth — and it could happen as soon as next week.

On Tuesday, three former NASA astronauts are expected to present their findings that the Earth had experienced far more impacts from large asteroids than previously thought.

For Robertson, the news was just the latest reason to hype his book, The End of the Age, which asserts that the End Times predicted in Revelation will be brought on by a meteor.

“I wrote a book!” Robertson advised viewers. “It deals with an asteroid hitting the Earth. I don’t see anything else that fulfills the prophetic words of Jesus Christ other than an asteroid strike.”

“There isn’t anything that will cause the seas to roil, that will, you know, cause the skies to darken, the moon and the sun not to give their light, the nations terrified on Earth of what’s happening. There isn’t anything that’s going to do that.”

He continued: “We’re big enough to draw some of them in. And as somebody said, it’s ‘blind luck.’ Well, it’s the mercy of the Lord. But if that mercy ever got lifted, whew.”

Robertson advised his viewers to “read what Jesus said” about “nobody living on the face of the Earth.”

“That’s what Jesus himself said!” he advised. “So, hey, just get ready. Get right. And stay right with the Lord.”

“It could be next week, it could be 1,000 years from now. But nevertheless, we want to be ready whenever the Lord says, ‘I’m wrapping it up, and it’s time to come home.’”

[FORD]

Son of Fat Bastard ties ridiculous Ukraine nazi rumours to his daddy's "prophecy"....

[Kristy]

He is just fucking insane. Israel is organized terrorism.

[FORD]

Don't recognize that other guy, but he sounds like he swallowed about a half-dozen valium to prepare for Fat Bastard to be on the set with him.

Guess I can't blame him for that......