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  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49125

    Powdered Alcohol Available Soon


    US approves 'Palcohol' - powdered alcohol is on the way
    A new brand of powdered alcohol - designed to be mixed into a drink or sprinkled over food - has been signed off by the US government and will be available


    By Zachary Davies Boren

    3:08PM BST 19 Apr 2014

    American drinkers could find themselves sprinkling their favourite beverage rather than pouring it, as powdered alcohol brand 'Palcohol' is now fully approved by the US government.

    The Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau this week signed off on seven versions of Palcohol, including Margarita and Cosmopolitan flavours, which will be made available in autumn of this year.

    The company's website, which has been changed since approval from the TTB, pitched the product as a solution to the ever-escalating cost of liquid alcohol.

    "What's worse than going to a concert, sporting event, etc. and having to pay $10, $15, $20 for a mixed drink with tax and tip. Are you kidding me?! Take Palcohol into the venue and enjoy a mixed drink for a fraction of the cost," the product's promotional material read.

    The site also suggested that users add Palcohol to their food: "Sprinkle Palcohol on almost any dish and give it an extra kick. Some of our favourites are the Kamikaze in guacamole, Rum on a BBQ sandwich, Cosmo on a salad and Vodka on eggs in the morning to start your day off right. Experiment.

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    #2
    Some fool will kill himself snorting the shit, and it will be off the market within 6 months. Unless it's marketed by a Big Pharma corporation, in which case nothing will happen.
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49125

      #3
      I actually shocked they allowed this....

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32555

        #4
        'Murica



        smh
        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35158

          #5
          Eating yourself drunk, only in America...

          Could be bad news for club and venue owners though...

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          • vandeleur
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Sep 2009
            • 9865

            #6
            you could get lifted ... look officer am off my head on biscuits
            fuck your fucking framing

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            • vandeleur
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Sep 2009
              • 9865

              #7
              People will just put this in normal drinks and have super drinks
              fuck your fucking framing

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              • Coyote
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 8185

                #8
                Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                [B]The site also suggested that users add Palcohol to their food: "Sprinkle Palcohol on almost any dish and give it an extra kick. Some of our favourites are the Kamikaze in guacamole, Rum on a BBQ sandwich, Cosmo on a salad and Vodka on eggs in the morning to start your day off right. Experiment.
                Vodka on eggs? Isn't that a Prairie Oyster?
                Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                • Coyote
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8185

                  #9
                  You know this was comin'...

                  Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                  It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49125

                    #10
                    This will go the way of synthetic drugs I think. It ain't gonna last long.

                    A couple teen deaths away though...

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                      I actually shocked they allowed this....
                      They who ??

                      The corrupt paid-off bastards in Washington ??

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                      • VAiN
                        Use my hand, I won't look
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Nov 2006
                        • 5056

                        #12
                        BLEGH... I'll continue to enjoy my booze the old fashioned way.
                        Originally posted by wiseguy
                        That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          #13
                          Yeah, like drinking it is a big problem...

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                          • FORD
                            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 58754

                            #14
                            Looks like the Feds might have changed their minds already?

                            Eat Us And Smile

                            Cenk For America 2024!!

                            Justice Democrats


                            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                            • ODShowtime
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Jun 2004
                              • 5812

                              #15
                              I like the idea of going to a concert and just blasting the stuff like pixie sticks. Fuck it.
                              gnaw on it

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