It all sounds a bit fat fetched
It all sounds a bit fat fetched
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vandeleur (07-28-2014)
14.5 in metric?
Shoes aren't metric or imperial, they are just on different scales.
Doesn't matter how you dress it up FORD is a freak in any country.
PETE'S BROTHER (07-28-2014)
All the offshoot productions that you're supposed to follow in order to know the full back story only aid in the destruction of the film series. If I didn't hate the prequels enough, everyone was just expected to have watched the Clone Wars animated series before getting to the film of episode III. It's all too scattered. They (Lucas and crew) knew how starved all the fans were, so they gave too much of a good thing that turned out to be not very good at all.
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There were the two "microseasons" of Clone Wars that came out before Ep III, but the regular half hour shows came out after. The short series introduced General Grievous but other than that I didn't feel that it was a must-view before seeing Revenge Of The Sith. I didn't keep up with the half hour shows.
Disney is also planning spinoff movies but I think that's going to be more about individual character origins instead of filling in the blanks between the main movies.
Now that Lucas has said the original six movies are canon, all the books may as well be an alternate universe. I've only read maybe seven out of the hundred (?) that they put out.
Solo and Boba Fett, after Ep II. Who's gonna care about some diplomat's back story? Maybe make one about Calrissian, but do it like an old blaxploitation film!
DONNIEP (07-28-2014),High Life Man (07-28-2014)
III starts of with Annikan having a scar on his head that was supposedly explained in the mini cartoon series I didn't care to watch. I guess I just didn't give enough of a hoot since I and II were, for the most part, God awful.
I also don't care to see any part of a real life movie be done in animation. Didn't work for me in Kill Bill, either.
The first two prequels sucked balls and the third one only got good at the end. And speaking of spinoffs and such, you guys missed the Phineas and Ferb Star Wars hour long special. It was pretty funny and had some good references, including the Han shot first line.
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J.J. Abrams formula for shit movie making: take a popular sci-fi trope/tv show/movie and CGI it to fucking death. Second, buy up all the rights including merchandising. Third, write fast-paced and nonsensical scripts with little character development and place them in a plot line so sparse and gaping with holes as much as possible. Fourth, pick up all sorts of superfluous awards given out by geeks with zits who still live with their parents and stink of wank simply because you are not Micheal Bay.
Fuck this film. Fuck you for going to see it and you know you are going to do.
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Abrams won't have the merchandising. No way Lucas or Disney lets that go. Abrams isn't even doing the next two episodes.
You left out the lens flare...
You mean that highly annoying blueish tinting? Some conspiracy trolls seriously believe that is some sort of Illuminati subconscious programming that somehow "awakens" brain theta waves or some such shit to get us hypnotized or whatever. It's just annoying.
Didn't like most of I, but I kind of get why it had to happen. Other than Binks, that is. Liked most of II. Had a pretty good idea what was going to happen in III but liked it, of course on the way out of the theater I thought that was going to be the last one forever.
No dish or cable, but I found last night's show on the torrents...should be done in 20 minutes.
Yeah. After watching his take on Star Trek I am hoping Abrams doesn't fuck this up more than Lucas could.
Existed all over the last one Into A Bad Plot Line or whatever it was called. Makes me a hypocrite because I enjoyed the revamped Star Trek (well, the second one did kind of suck) in that it was a wonderfully casted movie which goes to show JJ can do some things right - or hire the right people to do his films right but this cheesy CGI overkill effects need to go.
I was glad to see another IJ movie, but if they do another one I'd prefer they leave LaPoof out of it.
I didn't like the way the second Trek went back to the well with Spock Prime. It was okay ONCE, to do it again reeked of desperation for acceptance.
I wasn't really a huge Trek fan. The only one I saw in the theater was the first one. I remember my dad falling asleep, and that it was a boring movie. Watched the rest of them on cable or whatever but never got into the other TV series or the movies past the Borg one.
Yeah, the whole Khan storyline that had already been done. Out of all the original Star Trek Episode Abrams had to work with he went with the one that had already been done. This upcoming Star Wars will blow baby diaper chunks.
Star Wars VII: Handjob of the Jedi....
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Fuck Stars Wars. The new ones suck and this one will suck just as bad. If you want to toss your junk to Padme or curse at Jar Jar Binks or die of boredom. These movies are for you.
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I like the way Abrams has morphed bits and pieces of the original Star Trek story lines into the new movies, but also added fresh elements too. To me it at least draws some correlation to an altered reality with the same characters within their lifetime. He brought us up through Star Trek 3 with the latest... I only wished he'd have found a way to work in whales so we could have gotten 4 outta the way...
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As far as Star Trek goes, screw those whales. And I don't wanna see any more time travel. None! If it was that easy to travel through time, some wacko like me would have went back, nuked half the Federation and taken over like Castro riding a donkey through the streets of Havana. So no more time travel. Dammit!
And Higgy, I have to disagree. This new Star Wars ain't gonna suck. It's gonna be awesome. Disney knows if it sucks there are gonna be gangs of nerds roaming the streets that make the LA Riots look like a day at the Magic Kingdom.
And lastly, Indy. Yes, there should be another Indy movie. No, that little fag LaPoof shouldn't be anywhere near it. Can't he just get stepped on by a transformer or something? Skinny little fag. And it doesn't have be some magical thing Indy's going after. Just stick him in the middle of the jungle somewhere with a French bad guy after him and give me my damn popcorn. No UFOs. No nuclear bombs. No nothing. Indy: dirty pants, dirty shirt, dirty old beat all to hell jacket, dirty old gas mask bag that he couldn't have possibly been carrying because it wasn't issued until after Raiders was set but that don't matter, his beat up pistol, that old hat and his whip. And toss in a semi hot but totally attainable chick and boom - you just made 400 million in domestic box office alone.
ZahZoo (08-03-2014)
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Anyone else think Donnie has some serious anger issues?
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DONNIEP (08-14-2014)
A candid snap of Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill
relaxing during the filming of Star Wars 7
VAiN (08-14-2014)
So, that's what you and the SM do with your free time ??
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I haven't even seen the last 3.
And still you're a trekie ??
Nope what gave you that idea?
And what's that got to do with Star Wars?
Are you feeling ok, you seem to be having some sort of a fit?
It was a joke...
You know, those things that go over your head...
A bit like an aeroplane...
If it was a joke it was weaker than an asthmatic ant.
But no one is going to buy that attempt at a save...
When we went to Celebration 2 and 3 we found ourselves saying "aren't you a little fat to be a Stormtrooper?" a lot.
And what did Seshticle say back to you ??
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