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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35157

    Official Star Wars VII Thread

    Might as well get started on it...

    Here is the cast and crew.





    This is the first proper concrete actual news about Star Wars Episode VII since it was announced that Disney had bought it and were producing new movies.



    Most importantly though, the main character is going to be played by ace John Boyega from Attack the Block:



    There’s also Max von Sydow, aka Ming the Merciless from Flash Gordon, and Oscar Isaac, who was nominated for a Golden Globe for his lead role in last year’s Inside Llewyn Davis.

    Meanwhile there’s slightly more dismal news for Star Wars fans of the lady persuasion as of the seven new cast members, just ONE is a woman.

    She’s the rather mysterious Daisy Ridley, late of Mr Selfridge and Toast of London:



    The internet in general could be said to be “WELL EXCITED” by this news and the fact that this thing is actually happening



    Star Wars Episode VII already has a release date of the 18th December 2015.
  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35157

    #2
    I think this has a much better chance of working without Lucas.

    Who knew Luke Skywalker was 62 already!!??

    Max von Sydow is 85!

    Even the fucking wookie is 70.

    They will be lucky to get through this without someone pulling an Oliver Reed and checking out during production...
    Last edited by Seshmeister; 04-30-2014, 02:08 PM.

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    • sonrisa salvaje
      Veteran
      • Jun 2005
      • 2098

      #3
      Mark Hamill looks about 20 years younger in the seated group photo than he does in that captioned photo up top.
      RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
      LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678

        #4
        oh how i wish bueno would be here for this...
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35157

          #5
          Well he has 18 months to show up or did I miss another death around here...?

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          • vandeleur
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Sep 2009
            • 9865

            #6
            can I be first to say number two is R2D2
            fuck your fucking framing

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35157

              #7
              I think that's where Harrison keeps his wife...

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              • Zing!
                Veteran
                • Oct 2011
                • 2363

                #8
                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                I think this has a much better chance of working without Lucas...
                THAT'S the understatement of the decade.
                My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12678

                  #9
                  i've met Peter Mayhew. very nice man.
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    Well he has 18 months to show up or did I miss another death around here...?
                    he is alive and well.....well
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • Kristy
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 16336

                      #11
                      Sit back and watch Abrams fuck this one up.

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35157

                        #12
                        Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                        i've met Peter Mayhew. very nice man.
                        I hope you kept him off the furniture.

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                        • Von Halen
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Dec 2003
                          • 7500

                          #13
                          Who gives a fuck about stupid Star Wars?

                          I've not seen one of these movies, nor will I.

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                          • vandeleur
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 9865

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Von Halen
                            Who gives a fuck about stupid Star Wars?

                            I've not seen one of these movies, nor will I.
                            you havent seen star wars ....you strange fucker
                            fuck your fucking framing

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                            • DONNIEP
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 13373

                              #15
                              There was a rumor going 'round that the production company was building another full size Millenium Falcon. And that it might be put in place at Disney's Hollywood Studios park in Florida. The population of Florida would triple overnight, lol.
                              American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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