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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    #31
    KISS. Star Wars. Some people need to grow the fuck up.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • vandeleur
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Sep 2009
      • 9870

      #32
      Originally posted by Nitro Express
      KISS. Star Wars. Some people need to grow the fuck up.

      Nah tried it , it's shit
      fuck your fucking framing

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32798

        #33
        Originally posted by DONNIEP
        As long as there aren't any Ewoks I'll be happy.
        Damn was that the biggest cheese ass movie ending ever. It was gayer than Van Hagar or a Castro District bath house.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • Zing!
          Veteran
          • Oct 2011
          • 2363

          #34
          Originally posted by vandeleur
          We want the hairy motherfucker back
          Who? DonnieP? He was just here a second ago...
          My karma just ran over your dogma.

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32798

            #35
            Ok. Pitch me another ewok. I got my light saber and I'm ready. Man I love cutting these little guys in two but damn do they make a noise if you just wing them a bit and take an arm off.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • Zing!
              Veteran
              • Oct 2011
              • 2363

              #36
              Originally posted by Nitro Express
              Ok. Pitch me another ewok. I got my light saber and I'm ready. Man I love cutting these little guys in two but damn do they make a noise if you just wing them a bit and take an arm off.
              Somebody needs to look up the Robot Chicken clip of the biker scout running over the ewok on his speeder-bike, stat!
              My karma just ran over your dogma.

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12682

                #37
                Originally posted by vandeleur
                I want one more tour with the ewoks , it's not the same without the ewoks . It's not classic Star Wars .
                We want the hairy motherfucker back
                always about the hair
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • DLR Bridge
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Mar 2011
                  • 5470

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Zing!
                  Somebody needs to look up the Robot Chicken clip of the biker scout running over the ewok on his speeder-bike, stat!
                  This one?

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                  • DONNIEP
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13390

                    #39
                    Here's one just for Ford:

                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • Zing!
                      Veteran
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 2363

                      #40
                      "Boooring. Let's fight!"

                      I imagine that was Dubya's reaction to intelligence briefings before his two illegal wars.
                      My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                      • FORD
                        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 58755

                        #41
                        In reality, Darth Lincoln would have kicked Chimpy's ass of course.
                        Eat Us And Smile

                        Cenk For America 2024!!

                        Justice Democrats


                        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32798

                          #42
                          Originally posted by Seshmeister
                          I think this has a much better chance of working without Lucas.

                          Who knew Luke Skywalker was 62 already!!??

                          Max von Sydow is 85!

                          Even the fucking wookie is 70.

                          They will be lucky to get through this without someone pulling an Oliver Reed and checking out during production...
                          Lucas redid and ruined his own movies. Yeah. Stay away George!
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32798

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Von Halen
                            Who gives a fuck about stupid Star Wars?

                            I've not seen one of these movies, nor will I.
                            I was done because of that Jar Jar Binks shit.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • IceCreamBlondie
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 378

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              Lucas redid and ruined his own movies. Yeah. Stay away George!
                              That's what I thought about Star Wars Eps 1-3. Too much special effects, too little script.

                              Long live ep 4, "A New Hope"!

                              BTW, I can't believe that Mark Hamill is 62 either.........I guess he will always be young Luke Skywalker in my mind. This ought to be interesting with most of the original actors back
                              I'm Stayin' Frosty!

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                              • DLR Bridge
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Mar 2011
                                • 5470

                                #45
                                I cringe at the thought of Disney being involved. And I don't really understand why Abrams is the go-to person for all things science fiction these days. If they can't find a way to bring the Irvin Kershner (Empire director) magic and mystique to these new films, they should just quit while they're ahead.

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