Kristy's Top Stoner Chill Albums For Summer 2014

[Kristy]

The majority of the Roth Army today:

[vandeleur]

Massive attack is great mood music mezzanine is a great album . But hey this stoner thing isn't my thing .

[Mushroom]

Dear Kristy, interesting. I think I will waste some time sampling your suggestions.

You forgot (hint: too much weed) three major releases in June 2014: Led Zeppelin I, II, and III Remasters!!! Including rare never before heard versions of many songs, and a live performance from Paris, 1969

exempli gratia...

[Mushroom]

Summer is here and the time is right for getting stoned on your back patio..."

`Mick Jagger & Keith Richards


That's right, you fucking (unemployed) cretins, summer is here. And what does summer mean to you? Parties, pussy, your shitty 2 week vacation to some even shittier tourist destination shithole? For me it's weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! Loadsa and loadsa of weed. Seems the both need a soundtrack to me so here is some suggestions. Granted this isn't another 1985 homoerotic post about some washed up, balding singer who once wore spandex on stage but music to rather enjoy life by. Or anything that has to do with gay metal. Now if you smoke quality weed and waste it on listening to gay metal you should up and fucking kill yourself now.

Thievery Corporation - Radio Retaliation


Never much cared for these fuckbutts, but this is some smooth shit.

Moondeluxe - Afternoon Cocktail

No album art but you can fuck to this.

Massive Attack - Lounge Hotel


Eh, they are fuckbutts, too. Here is 3 god damn CD's of summer fun by the most under appreciated sample stealers ever.

Sinner's Lounge - Pure Pleasure


Get this for that JEM/Solar Moon tune alone.

Fashion Vibes - Deep Grooves 1


Some eclectic shit for serious stoners. Better than the second offering

Lounge Deluxe 2


Eh, hit and miss with this one. Has that "bitchin'" Nightmares On Wax tune on it.

Jazz For Summer


Has JoJo Effect. Fucking cool or what!?

Deborah Jordan - The Light


Did not like this at first but with more weed, the better it becomes.

New York Smooth


Sounds pretentious because it is. But anything on here certainty beats 'Jump' or 'Panama" for weed sunsets and summer fun.


Well there you have it. Don't like it? Good. That means you are old, stale and stupid. But try to have a safe summer anyway.

OMG Snooze fest. Sounds like hooker music. May I kill myself now?

[Nitro Express]

Whatever. I prefer to smoke cigars and drink expensive booze while listening to The Chairman of the Board. Yeah I was born too late but some things never go out of style. People will be digging Frank long after the stoner songs are forgotten.

[Nitro Express]

The good ol' days!

[Kristy]

Dear Kristy, interesting. I think I will waste some time sampling your suggestions.

You forgot (hint: too much weed) three major releases in June 2014: Led Zeppelin I, II, and III Remasters!!! Including rare never before heard versions of many songs, and a live performance from Paris, 1969

exempli gratia...

Fuck you.

[Kristy]

This kid is going places

[ELVIS]

So that's what you look like ??

[Kristy]

Dear Kristy, interesting. I think I will waste some time sampling your suggestions.

You forgot (hint: too much weed) three major releases in June 2014: Led Zeppelin I, II, and III Remasters!!! Including rare never before heard versions of many songs, and a live performance from Paris, 1969

By the way, that cocksucker is going to be on Fallon tonight promoting this shit.

[Mushroom]

By the way, that cocksucker is going to be on Fallon tonight promoting this shit.

Watch it and report back to us tomorrow

[Kristy]

You fucking watch it. You're the one who wants to blow him.

[Mushroom]

This kid is going places

I am concerned for your tastes. First you post the chillin' elevator muzak, and now you think this kid is going places??

[Kristy]

That kid already hates Zeppelin. That's a plus.

[Mushroom]

this is chillin'