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  • TJMKID
    Veteran
    • Mar 2004
    • 1533

    DLR and EVH drive-thru pranks

    He needs to work on the "whistle scream" a little bit, but overall this dude is funny:


  • ZahZoo
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 8967

    #2
    That guy's probably 86'ed from every fast food joint within a 4 county radius...

    Somewhere in the Midwest I'd figure.
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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    • DavidLeeNatra
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 10704

      #3
      before Elvis can say it...that guy sucks...
      Roth Army Icon
      First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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      • TJMKID
        Veteran
        • Mar 2004
        • 1533

        #4
        Originally posted by ZahZoo
        That guy's probably 86'ed from every fast food joint within a 4 county radius...

        Somewhere in the Midwest I'd figure.

        The black girl looks most disgusted with his Diamond Dave schtick --- but that's really no surprise.

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32797

          #5
          Hey. You're that Dr. Rockso dude from Blazzspazmitazz or whatever the fuck it is. You wan't cocaine? We don't sell it here at Wendy's. You have to go to McDonald's for that. Yeah. Say McSpastic for the code word. They use to sell acid in the 70's. That's why them old commercials are so fucked up with crazy characters and bright colors and shit. Yeah. So over to McD's because it's the cocaine depot for crazy ass clowns. Just watch out for a clown called Sammy Hagar. He tries to fuck you up the ass when you get too high.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32797

            #6
            Originally posted by TJMKID
            The black girl looks most disgusted with his Diamond Dave schtick --- but that's really no surprise.
            Black people hate that 80's hair band shit. LOL! What they hate even more is being forced to watch Monty Python.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • TJMKID
              Veteran
              • Mar 2004
              • 1533

              #7
              Originally posted by Nitro Express
              Black people hate that 80's hair band shit. LOL! What they hate even more is being forced to watch Monty Python.

              If I was a young black girl raised on Beyonce and TLC music --- I'd prolly fly into a murderous rage seeing a Diamond Dave comedy routine at my job


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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32797

                #8
                Who's Beyonce?
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • TJMKID
                  Veteran
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 1533

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  Who's Beyonce?
                  Some black bitch who thinks she's better than Whitney Houston

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                  • 78/84 guy
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 2557

                    #10
                    Get a hair cut and get a real job !!

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                    • ZahZoo
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8967

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TJMKID
                      The black girl looks most disgusted with his Diamond Dave schtick --- but that's really no surprise.
                      Appeared she had no idea what the whole act was about... but maintained her reaction. While thinking... some village is missing an idiot and debating should she call the police or just shut the window and hope he drives away!!
                      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                      • TJMKID
                        Veteran
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 1533

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ZahZoo
                        Appeared she had no idea what the whole act was about... but maintained her reaction. While thinking... some village is missing an idiot and debating should she call the police or just shut the window and hope he drives away!!
                        It's a sad reflection of the times when the fat biddy is the only person who knows who David Lee Roth or Eddie Van Halen is.

                        The Pakistani, black chick and white nerd hadn't a clue.
                        Last edited by TJMKID; 05-29-2014, 10:52 AM.

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                        • Von Halen
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Dec 2003
                          • 7500

                          #13
                          I hope that guy posts more of those, so I have to decide whether I am going to watch his stuff, or The Roth Show.

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                          • vandeleur
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 9865

                            #14
                            We are all the fat biddy sensei
                            fuck your fucking framing

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                            • ZahZoo
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8967

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TJMKID
                              It's a sad reflection of the times when the fat biddy is the only person who knows who David Lee Roth or Eddie Van Halen is.

                              The Pakistani, black chick and white nerd hadn't a clue.
                              Not so sad. Just the reality of time... that has long past...

                              All those youngsters weren't even born when the legends emerged. They wouldn't recognize a Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin or Jim Morrison impression either... The world was a much smaller place in our youth. Look at all the crap kids today are inundated with...
                              "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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