Worst band name ever?

[Seshmeister]

Name actually manages to make their music less accessible...

[ELVIS]

There went 48 seconds I'll never get back...

[FORD]

How did I know it was going to be Cookie Monster metal?

[gbranton]

Try listening to it while looking at Sesh's avatar. It looks like Kermit is jacking Fozz's dick to the music. Amusing.

[FORD]

Well, I guess another Muppet singing the soundtrack to that would be appropriate, oddly enough.

[ELVIS]

That's some serious bullshit, but for worst band name, my pick is Steel Panther...

[Mr. Vengeance]

Anal Cunt.

Which coincidentally was Kristy's nickname in high school.....

[Mr. Vengeance]

By the way, A.C. has some of the most hilarious song titles in music history.

[ELVIS]

I'll pass...

[fraroc]

By the way, A.C. has some of the most hilarious song titles in music history.

Who can't love such undeniable classics such as I Became A Grief Counselor For The Sole Purpose Of Telling Rape Victims They Asked For It.

[cadaverdog]

If this is a contest I nominate The Fabulous Poodles. I actually saw The Poodles live in concert at The California World Music Festival. One of the headliners at the two day festival was Van Halen. The Poodles had one almost hit with "Roll Your Own". At the end of the song the lead singer tried to yell "and roll one up for me" but he was hit in the chest with a cup full of dirt right when he got to the end. It sounded more like "and roll one up for me eeee". Here's a link if you're not familiar with the song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rqMgTNZrN4

[binnie]

There went 48 seconds I'll never get back...

....said Mrs Elvis every Saturday night

[binnie]

I actually think that Anal Cunt is a great band name.

Here are some awful ones:

Iwrestledabearonce

Thursday (hardly say's 'let's rock' does it?)

Velvet Revolver (clumsy)

Chickenfoot

Helloween (love 'em, but it's a stinker of a name)

The Ace Diamond Experience.

[ELVIS]

....said Mrs Elvis every Saturday night

Hey, my wife is 20 years younger, you'd be quick too...

[binnie]

Hey, my wife is 20 years younger, you'd be quick too...

Good come-back.

[vandeleur]

Hey, my wife is 20 years younger, you'd be quick too...

Think of Alex jones ... Should slow you down

[binnie]

Think of Alex jones ... Should slow you down

Not sure thinking about cuntspiracies would help matters......

[Dave's Bitch]

Saw some no mark band on the TV the other day called "Enter the Lexicon". What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[Anonymous]

I actually think that Anal Cunt is a great band name.

Here are some awful ones:

Iwrestledabearonce

Thursday (hardly say's 'let's rock' does it?)

Velvet Revolver (clumsy)

Chickenfoot

Helloween (love 'em, but it's a stinker of a name)

The Ace Diamond Experience.

Hey, Helloween is a BRILLIANT band name. One of the best names - and bands - out there.

I'll agree with the rest, though I have to say The Ace Diamond Experience is a good description of what is about to happen when you click play... though nothing can really prepare you for that Experience.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

Name actually manages to make their music less accessible...

How do you search for that band, unless you've already found it?

Copy paste is your friend, but typing it... good lord!

Cheers!

[Kristy]

Iron Maiden.

[Kristy]

Although this is great!

[Nitro Express]

They need a distortion pedal.

[Kristy]

That is pointless and stupid. These friggin' metal heads.

[Nitro Express]

Sammy Hagar was right. It's all masturbation.

[Kristy]

Now you're just being an asshole.

[Nitro Express]

We ate at a restaurant that had a harp player. It got old and started to grate on my nerves. I can listen to a good piano player all night. The harp thing gets old quick.

[Anonymous]

Iron Maiden.

You know, you could've just said you want your lovely bottom spanked, I'll be happy to oblige.

There's really no need to go to such lengths.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

We ate at a restaurant that had a harp player. It got old and started to grate on my nerves. I can listen to a good piano player all night. The harp thing gets old quick.

Harpsichord.

There's not enough harpsichord music in the world. It gets me right in the vena cavas & pulmonary arteries.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

Look at the douchy looking guy coming up on stage at around one minute in.

Wear a proper powdered wig, you filthy hippie!

Cheers!

[FORD]

Harpsichord.

There's not enough harpsichord music in the world. It gets me right in the vena cavas & pulmonary arteries.

Cheers!

Pretty sure the last time anybody (at least anybody you ever heard of) made a song with a harpsichord in it, it was the Stones, about 20 years ago.....



It was a total throwback to songs like "Lady Jane" that they did in their early days.

[Nitro Express]

We need more accordions as well. See I see why the US has just said fuck it and allows the Mexicans to come in unchallenged. They have the hot shot accordion players and we want them here.

[Anonymous]

Pretty sure the last time anybody (at least anybody you ever heard of) made a song with a harpsichord in it, it was the Stones, about 20 years ago.....

It was a total throwback to songs like "Lady Jane" that they did in their early days.

The Beatles bragging about how they had done "everything there is to do" in music just shows how overrated they are as Musicians.

Corporate pop garbage performed by average players.

The Rolling Stones did so much more than the Beatles, & they're not exactly the Alpha & Omega of music.

Honestly, a world without the Stones would be a much more boring world. A world without the Beatles? Well, possibly no Ozzy, which means the first albums of Black Sabbath could've been with a better singer, which would've made them EVEN MORE CLASSIC!

TEH POSSIBILATEHS!

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

We need more accordions as well.

Kristy's right. You're just being an asshole.

Cheers!

[FORD]

We need more accordions as well. See I see why the US has just said fuck it and allows the Mexicans to come in unchallenged. They have the hot shot accordion players and we want them here.

The only two guys in the US who still play accordion are Weird Al Yankovic and Krist Novoselic. So apparently the Croatians can challenge the Mexicans, at least.....

[cadaverdog]

The only two guys in the US who still play accordion are Weird Al Yankovic and Krist Novoselic. So apparently the Croatians can challenge the Mexicans, at least.....

I guess you've never heard of Zydeco music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRRW3aine6Y

[FORD]

No, I've heard of it. I was just speaking within a rock n roll context.