Name actually manages to make their music less accessible...
Name actually manages to make their music less accessible...
There went 48 seconds I'll never get back...
How did I know it was going to be Cookie Monster metal?
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Try listening to it while looking at Sesh's avatar. It looks like Kermit is jacking Fozz's dick to the music. Amusing.
"Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth
Well, I guess another Muppet singing the soundtrack to that would be appropriate, oddly enough.
That's some serious bullshit, but for worst band name, my pick is Steel Panther...
Anal Cunt.
Which coincidentally was Kristy's nickname in high school.....
Stay Frosty, muthas!
By the way, A.C. has some of the most hilarious song titles in music history.
I'll pass...
If this is a contest I nominate The Fabulous Poodles. I actually saw The Poodles live in concert at The California World Music Festival. One of the headliners at the two day festival was Van Halen. The Poodles had one almost hit with "Roll Your Own". At the end of the song the lead singer tried to yell "and roll one up for me" but he was hit in the chest with a cup full of dirt right when he got to the end. It sounded more like "and roll one up for me eeee". Here's a link if you're not familiar with the song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rqMgTNZrN4
Last edited by cadaverdog; 06-15-2014 at 07:38 PM.
I actually think that Anal Cunt is a great band name.
Here are some awful ones:
Iwrestledabearonce
Thursday (hardly say's 'let's rock' does it?)
Velvet Revolver (clumsy)
Chickenfoot
Helloween (love 'em, but it's a stinker of a name)
The Ace Diamond Experience.
Saw some no mark band on the TV the other day called "Enter the Lexicon". What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hot
Hey, Helloween is a BRILLIANT band name. One of the best names - and bands - out there.
I'll agree with the rest, though I have to say The Ace Diamond Experience is a good description of what is about to happen when you click play... though nothing can really prepare you for that Experience.
Cheers!
Iron Maiden.
Although this is great!
They need a distortion pedal.
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
That is pointless and stupid. These friggin' metal heads.
Sammy Hagar was right. It's all masturbation.
Now you're just being an asshole.
We ate at a restaurant that had a harp player. It got old and started to grate on my nerves. I can listen to a good piano player all night. The harp thing gets old quick.
Look at the douchy looking guy coming up on stage at around one minute in.
Wear a proper powdered wig, you filthy hippie!
Cheers!
We need more accordions as well. See I see why the US has just said fuck it and allows the Mexicans to come in unchallenged. They have the hot shot accordion players and we want them here.
The Beatles bragging about how they had done "everything there is to do" in music just shows how overrated they are as Musicians.
Corporate pop garbage performed by average players.
The Rolling Stones did so much more than the Beatles, & they're not exactly the Alpha & Omega of music.
Honestly, a world without the Stones would be a much more boring world. A world without the Beatles? Well, possibly no Ozzy, which means the first albums of Black Sabbath could've been with a better singer, which would've made them EVEN MORE CLASSIC!
TEH POSSIBILATEHS!
Cheers!
I guess you've never heard of Zydeco music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRRW3aine6Y
No, I've heard of it. I was just speaking within a rock n roll context.
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