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    Not the brightest pig though, really. Jumping off the right side of the truck into the grass probably would have been a better idea. At least there wasn't any oncoming traffic, which would have pretty much defeated the whole purpose of escaping the slaughter house.

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    Pigs aren't bright at all, dumbass...

    They're also unfit for human consumption...
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    Have some pork...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Pigs aren't bright at all, dumbass...

    They're also unfit for human consumption...
    Geezus... last night you were posting anti-semitic tirades. Now you're going all Kosher on us.

    Oy vey, make up your mind!

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    I actually eat very little pork though. For some reason, it always gave me the shits.

    But I'll admit to the occasional bacon double cheeseburger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Geezus... last night you were posting anti-semitic tirades. Now you're going all Kosher on us.

    Oy vey, make up your mind!
    Maybe you should try to understand the Word of God instead of cherry pick scripture for your faux jesus character...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Pigs aren't bright at all, dumbass...
    Compared to what?

    http://list25.com/25-most-intelligen...ls-on-earth/2/
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    Gimme a pork chop samitch... Bitch!!
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    Muslims won't eat pork either. The word of their god says pigs are unpure animals. Good on them. But those religious writings they refer to - like Christians and Jews do - date back to times when there were no fridges nor freezers.

    Pointing at pigs eating whatever they find is true; but then chickens will eat mice and about anything eatable for them that comes within reach.

    Was the meat and bone flour that was used to feed cattle (in a great scale in most western countries) any better than occasional pigs raised in apalling conditions?
    What about HORMONES?... Beef doesn't really seem any saner. That said, I'm a meat eater all the same, go figure.
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    We need more Jerome posts!

    I don't eat pigs, for the same reason I don't eat cats or dogs. They're cool funny smart creatures.
    I'd stop eating meat altogether again (full vego '92-'95) if there was an easily accessible replacement for all the bio available proteins and nutrients.

    i.e. which weren't created in a lab somewhere. Or peddled to me by a shyster ex b grade 'athlete'.
    Or a fat lunatic radio host.
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    I gots one word for you odd people who don't eat pig... Bacon!!!

    Thanks for skipping the pig... those of us who like bacon appreciate your sacrifice!!

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    Well the Bible says not to even touch it...

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    So what... the bible says a lot of stuff that was just nonsense. The whole don't eat pork business most likely is some pagan bullshit carried over from a bunch of tribal idiots who worshiped fucking cows... as sacred animals.

    If you buy into creationism... then god created the food chain. Any ole hawg will eat you without a second thought. Eat or be eaten...

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    We could fill the pages of the internet with the stupid, ignorant shit the bible says.
    But hey if it makes people happy and keeps them all warm and toastie at night as long as they arn't inflicting it on others or stoning any one for it so be it.
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    How intolerant...

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    How insecure .... Actually it was tolerant . Not like you to read something and project your own opinion on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    So what... the bible says a lot of stuff that was just nonsense. The whole don't eat pork business most likely is some pagan bullshit carried over from a bunch of tribal idiots who worshiped fucking cows... as sacred animals.

    If you buy into creationism... then god created the food chain. Any ole hawg will eat you without a second thought. Eat or be eaten...
    You're ignorant, my friend...

    It would have done you some good to pick that book up and try to understand it...

    And all the years you went to church with your wife and children, for what ??

    To remain ignorant ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    How insecure .... Actually it was tolerant . Not like you to read something and project your own opinion on it
    No, actually it was at least seven times more ignorant than ZZzzz...

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    And it's not my opinion...

    Pork is unfit for humans, both scientifically and Biblically...

    Eat it if you want to die a slow miserable death...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    No, actually it was at least seven times more ignorant than ZZzzz...

    Seven times , you measured it how cool

    Are you so afraid your opinions may not be true or accurate that you have to leap up and down if someone says something that may not fall into line with your own.

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    No, this is a message board...

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    Cool

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    Fuck the Bible and the Koran. I love pork!!
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    Keep eating it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Pigs aren't bright at all, dumbass...

    They're also unfit for human consumption...
    Tell that to a billion chinese. They eat every part of the pig but the squeal. Eating pork hasn't seemed to do them in.
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    Oh yeah right...

    Like China honestly reports on the death of it's citizens...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    And it's not my opinion...

    Pork is unfit for humans, both scientifically and Biblically...

    Eat it if you want to die a slow miserable death...
    Isn't that what you start doing the minute you're born?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post

    And all the years you went to church with your wife and children, for what ??

    Well exactly.

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    I'll come clean... I never went to church seeking dietary spiritual guidance. I guess that's where I fucked up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Pigs aren't bright at all, dumbass...
    Uh...yes, they are. Pigs are extremely bright....they're also lean and clean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Uh...yes, they are. Pigs are extremely bright....they're also lean and clean.
    You forgot yummy.
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    Pork's alright, but I prefer beef & poultry.

    Someday, I'll have to make a sandwich. A large, thick, bleeding steak between two chicken breasts - extra cheese, hold the salad.

    But I know that life won't be the same ever again... everything else will pale in comparison.

    I'll wait a few more years.

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Uh...yes, they are. Pigs are extremely bright....they're also lean and clean.
    These pigs might be lean but they're sure as hell not clean...


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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    These pigs might be lean but they're sure as hell not clean...

    I wouldn't mind those pigs in my plate.

    I'd hate myself in the morning, & I sure as hell wouldn't respect them - seeing as they don't respect themselves, in the first place -, but hey, life's too short not to.

    Cheers!

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