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    Sexy?

    I could see things getting a bit weird in a few years time...

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    An animatronic life sized Barbie that looks like Lady Gaga? I would hump it like a dog.
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    Well, until they get the actual sex dolls perfected, there's always the Chinese Blow Job Machine......



    Doesn't look very attractive, but apparently it gets the job done.
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    You wouldn't want to buy the model that's been on display...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    You wouldn't want to buy the model that's been on display...
    You've seen enough Internet to know that bidding will go in to the stratosphere... Literally!
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    Not sexy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    I could see things getting a bit weird in a few years time...
    Great. This will be just one more reason for the Replicants to turn against their masters...
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    Disgusting...
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    Butt... can you pee on 'em? Or will they rust?

    That's an important question.

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    How long until they're just like this?


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    Or this...


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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Or this...

    Pr3v3rt!

    I'll take one that looks like Cindy Crawford circa 35-40.

    Scratch that, I'll take TWO.

    Can they make a Cindy Crawford tranny? That would be... intriguing...

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    Butt... can you pee on 'em? Or will they rust?

    That's an important question.

    Cheers!
    I'd advise against that... it's an electrical device. Without proper grounding... a short circuit could have debilitating results if that DC voltage comes in contact with your pee stream. There's only one path for it to follow...

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    Well, it's useless, then.

    Cheers!

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    I know there's a fascination with mechanical things... but electricity and certain body parts are not a good combination.

    Here's a short clip... it's safe for work but should give you an idea what you're working with Izzy...


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    Moving on to smaller consumer electronics...


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    Certain body parts or crevices.

    And what makes you think I'm interested in one of those things?

    I'm just curious about the possibilities, is all.

    I don't want something dripping sticky fluids all over my clean floors. If I did, I'd've married by now. Oy Vey!

    Cheers!

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    I know there's nothin wrong with curiosity. Just pointing out some of the practical considerations of safe sex where man made objects are concerned.

    Back in my earlier days... safe sex meant a padded headboard on the bed!!

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    You're lucky.

    Back in MY earlier days, safe sex meant stopping all the time to turn to the next page.

    Cheers!

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