The scandal of fiddled global warming data

[Nitro Express]

Right , right . Hold the fuck up people .

I've spoke to sesh ( that's a complete lie , or as it's known in the army a fact )

He has agreed to the vandy ruling .

1. No posting calling out others who are calling out others .
2. No whining about environmental people twining on , by twining on yourself .
3. Telling everyone you invented the Internet ( that's for warf really )

All the above are only ok if they are :
A. Funny
B. have a picture of a naked lady
C. Have a funny picture of a naked lady .


Back to your desks

I'm starting a "Save The Pussy" fund. Now while I wait for the money to roll in I'm going to have a Newcastle Brown Ale.

[Nitro Express]

The earth doesn't need to be saved...

It will be around long after we're all gone...

The people need to be saved...

Just because we went from the Wright Brothers to having an international space station we think we not only can save the earth but reinvent it and geoengineer it better. The mass majority of the world's population live in poverty and we are always having wars somewhere and we think we can save the planet? That's like saying termites are going to save the house. So no wonder some people are saying we just need to off ourselves to save the planet. Get rid of the humans. Do what's right for the environment and find a tall bridge and jump. Jump before Rick Flair's boat crashes into it. Wooooooooooo!

[Anonymous]

Right , right . Hold the fuck up people .

I've spoke to sesh ( that's a complete lie , or as it's known in the army a fact )

He has agreed to the vandy ruling .

1. No posting calling out others who are calling out others .
2. No whining about environmental people twining on , by twining on yourself .
3. Telling everyone you invented the Internet ( that's for warf really )

All the above are only ok if they are :
A. Funny
B. have a picture of a naked lady
C. Have a funny picture of a naked lady .


Back to your desks

I'm sorry Vandy, I truly am. You're right, of course. It's just that it gets old after a while.

Imagine you have a leaky faucet. You can't mend it, so you call your know-it-all neighbour for help. He tells you the faucet is NOT leaking. So, you ask another neighbour for help & he'll agree that the faucet is leaking. The know-it-all will tell the newcomer that the faucet is not leaking, so nothing should be done. Then you call another neighbour, who agrees that the faucet is indeed leaking, but the know-it -all will still claim it's not.

Rinse, repeat.

Pretty soon, you'll have 99 people arguing with the know-it-all. Meanwhile, the faucet is still leaking, the hours drag on, discussion is more heated than ever, you've got charts all over your kitchen, test tubes in the living room, laptops scattered around the house with everybody coming up with undeniable proof that the faucet is leaking, yet not one fucking iota of brain power has been devoted to fixing the fucking problem.

Sure, plumbing is not their speciality, but you can't tell me that among all those brainiacs, none of them can come up with a solution.

It's enough to make you run them all off your property with a shotgun.

Praise the South, goddammit.

Cheers!

[Nitro Express]

What kind of dumb shit can't tell if a faucet is leaking? It's obvious.

[Nitro Express]

Shampoo rinse and repeat. Fill shower with naked women. Shampoo them. Repeat.

[Nitro Express]

bring family dog into shower. Shampoo dog. Repeat.

[Anonymous]

What kind of dumb shit can't tell if a faucet is leaking? It's obvious.

What kind of retards devote their entire brain power to come up with research that proves that the faucet is leaking instead of doing something about it?

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

bring family dog into shower. Shampoo dog. Repeat.

Sounds like a party at the Van Halen's.

Cheers!

[FORD]

The earth doesn't need to be saved...

It will be around long after we're all gone...

The people need to be saved...

Sounds like that piece of fucking shit that Reagan/BCE hired for Secretary of Interior.

Yeah, that tool who said the Beach Boys attracted the "wrong element". The dumbass who described his own staff as "A black, a woman, 2 jews, and a cripple". And his most ridiculous comment was that he didn't care about preserving the environment because "I don't know how many generations we can count on before the Lord returns".

Well that was a generation ago, and the Lord hasn't returned yet. (Other than His posts on this website, of course) So how many more generations should we gamble away the only planet we have, because "Jesus will fix it all when He shows up"??

What if Jesus decides He doesn't want to fix this fucked up planet? Could you blame Him? I'd start over from scratch, like a computer with malware, and you're never really sure your Malware Bytes found everything.

Good old Darik's Boot & Nuke for the planet, completely wipe out everything and start over.

[Anonymous]

"A black, a woman, 2 jews, and a cripple"

Sounds like a grate setup for a joke. Or a damn interesting porno flick!

Cheers!

[ELVIS]

That's like saying termites are going to save the house.

Nice...

That's a good one...

[ELVIS]

What if Jesus decides He doesn't want to fix this fucked up planet? Could you blame Him? I'd start over from scratch, like a computer with malware, and you're never really sure your Malware Bytes found everything.

Good old Darik's Boot & Nuke for the planet, completely wipe out everything and start over.

You're loopy...

[FORD]

Sounds like a grate setup for a joke. Or a damn interesting porno flick!

Cheers!

Sadly, nothing that interesting.... just one of many dumb statements from a BCE political appointee....

[ELVIS]

No worse than your dumb statements...

[Nitro Express]

Ok. I tottaly get the christian concept. It's based on the human race being hopelessly fucked which is a true observation. Everyone needs a reason why. They just can't accept "just because". So you have the Adam and Eve story and the earth falls. Adam and Eve's children fuck each other. Cain kills Abel and the big fuck up rolls forth. The flood happened because people got too fucked up. There seems to be a cycle of fuck ups.

Now we are gloriously fucked up and have technology to do more damage than ever. Instead of a flood the earth will be cleansed with fire. Jesus saves the ones who didn't fuck up too much and finally says "You people are too fucked. I'm running things now. Well at least for a thousand years."