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    Housewife on Acid

    Would be a good name for a band.




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    Better than Gaye Bykers on Acid?

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    It's kinda freaky knowing what adults were doing around the time of my birth...
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    Fighting red indians?

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    I believe the politically correct term is Injuns.
    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.


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    I always liked the name Oyster Squirt.
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    She got on the bus. I wonder if she is still on it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I believe the politically correct term is Injuns.
    The politically correct term is Native Americans cracker.

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    Must have been very strong stuff: she says everything is in colour, whereas it's obviously all in black and white.

    Time for some Pretty Things

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jérôme Frenchise View Post
    Must have been very strong stuff: she says everything is in colour, whereas it's obviously all in black and white.
    That's the colour they knew. To us, it's black & white, even though it's really all grey, but to them it's colour. It's all they had, they didn't know better.

    Everyone knows that colour was only made possible in the 1950s. Before that, there was no technology available to filter sunlight through the satellites as we do now.

    Just imagine, if that had been invented by someone who was colour-blind, you'd probably be looking at purple trees right now, or some other weird shit. Red lakes & blue grass. And you wouldn't even know that it'd be wrong, 'coz it'd be all you knew.

    Wait! What if it WAS invented by someone who WAS colour-blind? That means that the people we call colour-blind now are the only people who can see REAL COLOURS!

    Woah!

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    The politically correct term is Native Americans cracker.
    Nope. First Nations is the pc term....well, up here anyway...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Fighting red indians?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    That's the colour they knew. To us, it's black & white, even though it's really all grey, but to them it's colour. It's all they had, they didn't know better.

    Everyone knows that colour was only made possible in the 1950s. Before that, there was no technology available to filter sunlight through the satellites as we do now.

    Just imagine, if that had been invented by someone who was colour-blind, you'd probably be looking at purple trees right now, or some other weird shit. Red lakes & blue grass. And you wouldn't even know that it'd be wrong, 'coz it'd be all you knew.

    Wait! What if it WAS invented by someone who WAS colour-blind? That means that the people we call colour-blind now are the only people who can see REAL COLOURS!

    Woah!

    Cheers!
    Well... I was only playing on words!

    But do you think colour-blind folks would have been in charge of developing technicolor?

    The philosopher's description, that eternity within an hour, is very accurate.
    I doubt this will remain online for long, as it can easily be perceived as apology for drug use...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Nope. First Nations is the pc term....well, up here anyway...
    I'm curious... not bi-curious, just plain, old fashioned, curious... when they come up with these completely ridiculous terms, do they actually speak with anyone of the minorities they're allegedly trying to protect to see if they agree with the new terms, or do they just do it without consulting anyone?

    'Coz if they do, that's pretty much patronizing, which, in this particular instance, translates as being far, far more racist than "insulting" the minorities with the old terms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jérôme Frenchise View Post
    Well... I was only playing on words!

    But do you think colour-blind folks would have been in charge of developing technicolor?

    The philosopher's description, that eternity within an hour, is very accurate.
    I doubt this will remain online for long, as it can easily be perceived as apology for drug use...
    That's the thing, innit?

    If they were, then that means that the sun rays that are being filtered by our satellites are translating into the colours we've been seeing since we were born.

    Which means that we don't know better, because we really have no way to compare.

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    That's the thing, innit?

    If they were, then that means that the sun rays that are being filtered by our satellites are translating into the colours we've been seeing since we were born.

    Which means that we don't know better, because we really have no way to compare.

    Cheers!
    Hehe... Timothy Leary- and Syd Barrett-based technicolor... swwweeeet!

    BTW, I recommend this album, The Pretty Thing's "Parachute".


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    In the case of Native Americans... how come nobody ever brings up the human civilizations they displaced when they migrated to the continent.

    There are several known and identified that were not biologically their ancestors but existed around the time Indians arrived in North America...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    In the case of Native Americans... how come nobody ever brings up the human civilizations they displaced when they migrated to the continent.

    There are several known and identified that were not biologically their ancestors but existed around the time Indians arrived in North America...
    Oh, now that can't be true! Indians were kind, peace loving people who lived in harmony with the people who were already here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Oh, now that can't be true! Indians were kind, peace loving people who lived in harmony with the people who were already here.
    https://www.google.com/search?q=tran...x-a&channel=sb
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    In the case of Native Americans... how come nobody ever brings up the human civilizations they displaced when they migrated to the continent.
    The same reason they don't mention the fact that tribes took away territory from other tribes by force just like the white man did when he wanted land. If a smaller or weaker tribe had something a stronger tribe wanted they killed them and took it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    The same reason they don't mention the fact that tribes took away territory from other tribes by force just like the white man did when he wanted land. If a smaller or weaker tribe had something a stronger tribe wanted they killed them and took it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    There's Trannie Injuns?? Who knew...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Oh, now that can't be true! Indians were kind, peace loving people who lived in harmony with the people who were already here.
    Everyone was dirty. The Bear River Massacre shows this. Some native americans (let's be politically correct shall we) raided a wagon train. Just for fun they chopped a little gir's legs off at the knee and made her run around on the stumps until she died.

    Word of the atrocities got to the US Calvary who came in, massacred the native americans and raped their women.

    Let's call it a push. There are no angels in either case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    There's Trannie Injuns?? Who knew...
    Sounds like a Bollywood freaky fuck fest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Nope. First Nations is the pc term....well, up here anyway...
    The question is were they really first? They might have wiped out another civilization we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Word of the atrocities got to the US Calvary who came in, massacred the native americans and raped their women.
    Yes, but did they get the message?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    The question is were they really first? They might have wiped out another civilization we don't know about.
    The Nephites??
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    In the case of Native Americans... how come nobody ever brings up the human civilizations they displaced when they migrated to the continent.

    There are several known and identified that were not biologically their ancestors but existed around the time Indians arrived in North America...
    Well yeah, but every displaced civilization gets to be the underdog. As soon as teh Wetbacks take over, everybody'll forget what you did to them Injuns & you guys will be the new underdog. Until then, no dice.

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Everyone was dirty. The Bear River Massacre shows this. Some native americans (let's be politically correct shall we) raided a wagon train. Just for fun they chopped a little gir's legs off at the knee and made her run around on the stumps until she died.

    Word of the atrocities got to the US Calvary who came in, massacred the native americans and raped their women.

    Let's call it a push. There are no angels in either case.
    That's fucking sick.

    Yeah, I wouldn't be naive enough to believe that among ALL the Injuns that were around back then, NOT ONE of them would be capable of comitting monstrosities to children.

    I'm betting there were a few better Nazi soldiers than some Jews during WWII. Or are you gonna believe that some Jews didn't try to get ahead by assisting the Germans in atrocities & that some Germans weren't disgusted by what they saw?

    That's humans, dude... ain't no bigger monster than a human. And they come in all races, creed & nationality. History neatly separates winners & losers, good & evil. But I'll bet it never happened that neatly.

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    I'm curious... not bi-curious, just plain, old fashioned, curious... when they come up with these completely ridiculous terms, do they actually speak with anyone of the minorities they're allegedly trying to protect to see if they agree with the new terms, or do they just do it without consulting anyone?

    'Coz if they do, that's pretty much patronizing, which, in this particular instance, translates as being far, far more racist than "insulting" the minorities with the old terms.

    Haw! Big White Chiefs know best for Redskin Brothers. Heyhowareya, heyhowareya. Manitou. Pemmican.

    Cheers!
    This ia the name chosen by the First Nations people...

    We are also, albeit slowly, renaming areas. I.e. Queen Charlotte Islands are now called Haida Gwai (sp?).

    The term "Indian" is still used legally due to the "Indian Act".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Everyone was dirty. The Bear River Massacre shows this. Some native americans (let's be politically correct shall we) raided a wagon train. Just for fun they chopped a little gir's legs off at the knee and made her run around on the stumps until she died.

    Word of the atrocities got to the US Calvary who came in, massacred the native americans and raped their women.

    Let's call it a push. There are no angels in either case.
    That's a load of shit. You're talking about the Shoshone...and that story is not true. They did kidnap a young lad, but released him a few days later.

    The Shoshone were a relatively peaceful tribe...although they did torture settlers when their food supplies were decimated.

    The Iroquois were nasty, as were the Commanche...
    Last edited by Angel; 06-25-2014 at 07:23 PM.

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    How did a thread about LSD experimentation turn into a thread about native Americans and First Nations people? It started with one comment suggesting Zahzoo is older than dirt. Now it's going to turn into a thread about dirt. I don't like dirt. It's too dirty for my liking.

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    Dirt sucks. Especially when it gets in your eye. Or your butt crack.

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    Or vagina.

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    I love dirt. My garden is growing in it as we speak. Think I'll go play in the dirt in a bit here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Or vagina.
    Mmmm....vagina....

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    My liquid head open to the rain. I walk through a bushel and a peck of grain. I hear in my ear a hurricane and speak to the man about a train.

    Touch with my hand an aeroplane. Eyes wide open on the coast of Maine. Red signs outside which I contain some sensuality that I can't explain.

    Some sensuality that I can't explain


    Now THAT is what dropping a tab is like. I love Sonic Boom's guitar work here:

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    Those are good lyrics. But they can't hold a candle to these:

    Now I'm walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
    I'm yellin at these hoochies and I'm lookin for a party
    Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain't no mo'
    Run outta do', slap the hoe,
    get the do' and go back to that liquor sto'

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    No, not anything like dropping a tab.

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    This song makes me frisky.

    Makin' love under the summer night
    Bodies sweating into liquid life
    Little girl sighs
    Slidin' sweeter down her velvet thighs
    Leopard movement, animal surprise
    Sweet, sweet cries

    Slide on, champagne siren, ah it's only sweeter babe..

    I wanna feel your body burnin' all night long
    I want to taste the magic hidden in your charms


    Surely, even YOU can't say that this Metal is gay, Kristy.

    Cheers!

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