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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798
    #166
    Originally posted by vandeleur
    I don't want a women who looks like she is getting a piggy back off bob Marley
    pubic dreds.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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      • DONNIEP
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 13390
        #167
        Originally posted by vandeleur
        I don't want a women who looks like she is getting a piggy back off bob Marley
        That's why you gotta keep a couple chick razors in your bathroom at home. One of those bitches comes over all furry, you send her in there to take care of bidness!
        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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          • vandeleur
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Sep 2009
            • 9870
            #168
            Tho it can have its advantages , it's how I learnt I would look killer with a goatee
            fuck your fucking framing

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32798
                #169
                I don't want a jungle. I want a landing strip.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32798
                    #170
                    But hey. If she's wearing platform heels and bell bottom pants. I'm going to be disappointed if there isn't a tangy wet mop in the closet. Joyce DeWitt with no crotch garden? I think not.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • DONNIEP
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 13390
                        #171
                        Originally posted by Nitro Express
                        But hey. If she's wearing platform heels and bell bottom pants. I'm going to be disappointed if there isn't a tangy wet mop in the closet. Joyce DeWitt with no crotch garden? I think not.
                        Oh...you just hit my weak spot. Joyce DeWitt? Oh yeah, she's gotta have a full bush. Now, I would need to trim that back some. But that's some fine prime time poontang right there!
                        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32798
                            #172
                            Originally posted by DONNIEP
                            Oh...you just hit my weak spot. Joyce DeWitt? Oh yeah, she's gotta have a full bush. Now, I would need to trim that back some. But that's some fine prime time poontang right there!
                            Well you don't want a rat's nest. Nothing wrong with a rug as long as it's clean and shampooed.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                              • DONNIEP
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 13390
                                #173
                                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                Well you don't want a rat's nest. Nothing wrong with a rug as long as it's clean and shampooed.
                                I bet Janet's pussy smelled like honeysuckle...mmm mmmm...
                                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                  • Nitro Express
                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 32798
                                    #174
                                    Originally posted by DONNIEP
                                    I bet Janet's pussy smelled like honeysuckle...mmm mmmm...
                                    It's the 70's. Shag carpeting.
                                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                      • I8OU812
                                        Full On Cocktard
                                        • Apr 2009
                                        • 37
                                        #175
                                        Whether it's 2002, 2004 or 2014, we will always be discussing the banning of Flappo.

                                        Almost makes me wonder if we should keep this jackass around!

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                                          • ZahZoo
                                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 8961
                                            #176
                                            Looks like the carpet baggers took over... Fuck Flappo!!! Who needs him around...

                                            Oh and why is Sesh pushing an electric mower in his PR Photo Op..? Those things are so wimpy they couldn't even trim an average 70's muff!!!
                                            "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                                              • DONNIEP
                                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                                • Mar 2004
                                                • 13390
                                                #177
                                                Originally posted by ZahZoo
                                                Oh and why is Sesh pushing an electric mower in his PR Photo Op..? Those things are so wimpy they couldn't even trim an average 70's muff!!!
                                                I had a neighbor back in the 80s that had one of those electric mowers. He'd have to drag that extension cord all over the yard. Little bitty push mower. I'd laugh at him while I rode our Wheel Horse all over the yard.
                                                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                                  • Nitro Express
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 32798
                                                    #178
                                                    Originally posted by ZahZoo
                                                    Looks like the carpet baggers took over... Fuck Flappo!!! Who needs him around...

                                                    Oh and why is Sesh pushing an electric mower in his PR Photo Op..? Those things are so wimpy they couldn't even trim an average 70's muff!!!
                                                    Sesh might be trying to trim some Italian muff. He's going to need a better mower for that.
                                                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                                      • Nitro Express
                                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                        • 32798
                                                        #179
                                                        Originally posted by DONNIEP
                                                        I had a neighbor back in the 80s that had one of those electric mowers. He'd have to drag that extension cord all over the yard. Little bitty push mower. I'd laugh at him while I rode our Wheel Horse all over the yard.
                                                        My mom bought me one so I could mow the lawn. I was too little to push the big gas mower. I had a 100 foot extension cord and what a pain in the ass it was. I ran over it a few times.
                                                        Last edited by Nitro Express; 07-09-2014, 01:10 PM.
                                                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                                          • Nitro Express
                                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 32798
                                                            #180


                                                            Talk about mechanical overkill. This thing could take off a few fingers. Probably runs on moonshine.
                                                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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