Bring Flappo back!

[Anonymous]

They just beg for it. Let's become con artists and go in 50/50.

Let's.

Since I had the idea,your 50% will be taken out of my 50%.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

Man, you couldn't have a roof garden here. It's almost a hundred just about every day and sunny. The only thing you could grow is dirt.

There's that Global Wrming thing again.

It's Man's fault.

The WHITE man's fault.

Cheers!

[Nitro Express]

Flat roofs get crushed by the snow load here.

[Nitro Express]

There's that Global Wrming thing again.

It's Man's fault.

The WHITE man's fault.

Cheers!

I hear if we have sex with black virgins the curse is lifted and goes away.

[DONNIEP]

There's that Global Wrming thing again.

It's Man's fault.

The WHITE man's fault.

Cheers!

Nah, it's just your typical dry summer here. Just like all the rest. Besides, everybody knows the weather has nothing to do with how hot the earth is. So nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous]

I hear if we have sex with black virgins the curse is lifted and goes away.

Do they have to be virgins?

Virgins aren't very interesting... tell you what, you & Donnie break 'em up a bit for me. Teach them a few tricks, get it sorted out. I'll go in when they're good & ready.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

I hear if we have sex with black virgins the curse is lifted and goes away.

Will they look like the young Chaka Khan?

[Anonymous]

Besides, everybody knows the weather has nothing to do with how hot the earth is. So nothing to worry about.

Wait, what?

Well, fuck this shit. Between this & Obama's "the Earth will boil over", I give up trying to figure out this hoax. Too many people adding to it, no official canon, a shitload of fan-fiction, it's just too complicated.

The Moon landing, now THERE's a good, clean hoax. No back-pedalling, no revisions, a beginning & an ending. THAT is how I like my fiction.

Cheers!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Do you?

Well, just try to borrow his lawnmower, see if he'll lend it to you. Or a ladder.

Not a hope.

Cheers!

he gave Donnie the box

[Anonymous]

he gave Donnie the box

Well, I didn't say he was a HORRIBLE neighbour, did I?

Just a not very good one, is all.

Cheers!

[Nitro Express]

Will they look like the young Chaka Khan?

See. That's why the 80's was such a great decade. There was lot's of black virgin sex going on. When everyone turned gay is when the weather started changing.

[Nitro Express]

Wait, what?

Well, fuck this shit. Between this & Obama's "the Earth will boil over", I give up trying to figure out this hoax. Too many people adding to it, no official canon, a shitload of fan-fiction, it's just too complicated.

The Moon landing, now THERE's a good, clean hoax. No back-pedalling, no revisions, a beginning & an ending. THAT is how I like my fiction.

Cheers!

I blame it all on Obama. He can't keep his lies straight and this adds to the confusion. He came in Mr. Clean Coal and nows he's coal will kill us all and we need to go nuclear. Obama isn't even a good liar. People got too taken with his charisma and failed to see the lack of substance in the man.

Listen to these coal miner dip shits. Ha! ha! ha! ha! How you feel now?

[DONNIEP]

he gave Donnie the box

Gave?? Why sir, I'll have you know that was a concession to one of my outlandish demands! Ok, so he actually just gave it to me. But don't tell anybody else.

[ZahZoo]

What job needs both a ladder and a lawnmower ... You do get some people actual read these posts ima

You also need a cinder block...

Here's a tip... take a 6 foot (2m) step ladder. Lay it flat on the ground. Place the cinder-block under to top portion of the ladder raising it about 15 inches off the ground.

Now take your Craftsman 1500 42" mower and drive the front wheels up onto the bottom side-rails of the ladder. Now you have a solid secure lift for changing oil or replacing drive-belts. Although it's best to remove the mower deck before driving up onto the improvised lift when changing belts...

You asked...

[ZahZoo]

he gave Donnie the box

Few men would make such a claim... but among married women in the Carolinas... well that's where legends are born.