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    Bring Flappo back!

    Why is Flappo still banned?

    Things have quieted down, everything's hunky dory, lots of fannying about, I put forth the motion that FlappoSpammo be reinstated.

    A forum without Flappo just isn't the same, as per Joe Rogan himself, whoever the hell he is.

    These are our demands. If they are not met by 12:00 tomorrow, we shall dispose of one hostage every hour until you comply.

    Cheers!

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    He's gone for good reason. If you miss him so much, create your own site and invite him...
    "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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    I don't want that little shit smear anywhere near me again. Fuck him.
    How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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    You guys are too thin skinned.

    I love Flappo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    Why is Flappo still banned?

    Things have quieted down, everything's hunky dory, lots of fannying about, I put forth the motion that FlappoSpammo be reinstated.

    A forum without Flappo just isn't the same, as per Joe Rogan himself, whoever the hell he is.

    These are our demands. If they are not met by 12:00 tomorrow, we shall dispose of one hostage every hour until you comply.

    Cheers!
    You have to have a thick skin to hang with Flappo. The thing is some people don't have it. Flappo is an equal opportunity offender. Anyone is fair game. It's just internet bullshit to me. I don't care. What's going to make me come after you is if you steal money from me. Slander all you want. I don't care.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    You guys are too thin skinned.

    I love Flappo.
    If you were on tour with Flappo, he would be the guy who would glue all your hotel room furniture to the ceiling and lock a sow pig in your bathroom. College roomates. Summer camp. You need your Flappos and you have to have your little wars. It keeps things from getting boring.

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    The thing is you can't free wheel on the internet anymore. The lawyers have finally caught up with the trend. A site owner can get in real legal trouble by not policing their site. It's just the way things are now. The wild west days of the internet are over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Slander all you want.
    Is it slander, or libel?

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    Libel is when it's written am pretty sure
    fuck your fucking framing

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    Cool

    The bigger question is why would Flap wish to be re-instated in the first place? Things have dulled down around here quicker than them "last a day, 5-For-5 Dollar" razors I've been using since my Norelco electric shaver died an undignified death 8 or 9 months ago.

    Then again, it would be kinda cool to have things kicked up. I mean seriously, it sounds like a good idea. Also remember that I'm on some heavy medication from my recent concussion.









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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    The thing is you can't free wheel on the internet anymore. The lawyers have finally caught up with the trend. A site owner can get in real legal trouble by not policing their site. It's just the way things are now. The wild west days of the internet are over.
    This is the nicer, kinder, gentler Army. No free wheeling allowed motherfucker!! Now, I'm off to photoshop you into the middle of a black cock swarm. Consider yourself warned!
    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.


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    I have a flappo question , so the posting of personal pics , personal info , work details etc
    Was it true or just shit to wind people up . You post a pic say it's someone who knows if it's true or not .

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    This is the nicer, kinder, gentler Army. No free wheeling allowed motherfucker!! Now, I'm off to photoshop you into the middle of a black cock swarm. Consider yourself warned!
    I think there are certain elements when they get together they wanna kick Off ... The ones who de rail the serious threads
    The difference is now there is no one for those types to play with and get the reaction that is the money shot

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    I have a flappo question , so the posting of personal pics , personal info , work details etc
    Was it true or just shit to wind people up . You post a pic say it's someone who knows if it's true or not .
    I ain't even touching this one. I never got banned so everything I've ever posted is still here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I ain't even touching this one. I never got banned so everything I've ever posted is still here.

    Puff

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Puff
    Posh..

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    Posh puff

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    money shot
    Money Shots are specifically banned in the Army rules. However, Facials and Cream Pies are allowed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Posh puff
    I'd fuck her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Money Shots are specifically banned in the Army rules. However, Facials and Cream Pies are allowed.
    The original version of the army used to have decent Porn , before I knew how to find the good stuff

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    I think flappo has moved on to other ventures...

    He registered and posted a few times at my site but there wasn't no fightin to be had... Like Donnie says... This is the nicer, kinder, gentler, New and Improved High Fiber, Fat Free Army with Spring-Fresh Scent™. Heck y'all don't even serve Swedish meatballs anymore...
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    The original version of the army used to have decent Porn , before I knew how to find the good stuff
    Bring back the Muff Thread!!

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    Gap week , that brought out the best of the army

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    The original version of the army used to have decent Porn , before I knew how to find the good stuff
    We aim to please here at the Army. One butthole shot coming up!!


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    Classy

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    Donniep you should be moderator of the dp house of pron !

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    We aim to please here at the Army. One butthole shot coming up!!

    I like a girl with good balance

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Donniep you should be moderator of the dp house of pron !
    I should, I really should. I can't understand why Sesh still hasn't given me access to the ACP. Ah, one gives and gives and gives...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    I like a girl with good balance
    It would be better if she was peeing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    We aim to please here at the Army. One butthole shot coming up!!

    What a great "selfie"!!

    Kris-ty tried one like that, but unfortunately all we could see is her balls!

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    Von give Donnie the keys so we get more quality selfies .

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    Quote Originally Posted by fraroc View Post
    I don't want that little shit smear anywhere near me again. Fuck him.
    Tell us, where did he touch you?

    We won't larf... *s*******

    Cheers!

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    S******ing is also listed under General Exclusions in the Army Rule Book!

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    Word, homie. A brotha can't even s****** in peace, the Man comes down on us & ruins the party.

    It's OPPRESSION! Sesh is the Man & he oppressin' a nigga!

    I demand my right to S******!

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Heck y'all don't even serve Swedish meatballs anymore...
    Please don't say that 3 times...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    Tell us, where did he touch you?
    His ego

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    All this racist talk is making me forget Donniep's selfies hunt .... Fuck the clan bake or whatever you pillow case mutilating mutha huggers are up to
    And let Donniep do his magic

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    I think flappo has moved on to other ventures...

    He registered and posted a few times at my site but there wasn't no fightin to be had... Like Donnie says... This is the nicer, kinder, gentler, New and Improved High Fiber, Fat Free Army with Spring-Fresh Scent™. Heck y'all don't even serve Swedish meatballs anymore...
    sesh's PTA version
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VetteLS5 View Post
    His ego
    Nowhere important, then.

    Must've been a small abuse... there isn't that much.

    Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!!!

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    sesh's PTA version
    NO, i meant..

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