Why is Flappo still banned?

Things have quieted down, everything's hunky dory, lots of fannying about, I put forth the motion that FlappoSpammo be reinstated.

A forum without Flappo just isn't the same, as per Joe Rogan himself, whoever the hell he is.

These are our demands. If they are not met by 12:00 tomorrow, we shall dispose of one hostage every hour until you comply.

Cheers!