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Flat roofs get crushed by the snow load here.
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Wait, what?
Well, fuck this shit. Between this & Obama's "the Earth will boil over", I give up trying to figure out this hoax. Too many people adding to it, no official canon, a shitload of fan-fiction, it's just too complicated.
The Moon landing, now THERE's a good, clean hoax. No back-pedalling, no revisions, a beginning & an ending. THAT is how I like my fiction.
Cheers!
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DONNIEP (07-08-2014)
I blame it all on Obama. He can't keep his lies straight and this adds to the confusion. He came in Mr. Clean Coal and nows he's coal will kill us all and we need to go nuclear. Obama isn't even a good liar. People got too taken with his charisma and failed to see the lack of substance in the man.
Listen to these coal miner dip shits. Ha! ha! ha! ha! How you feel now?
Last edited by Nitro Express; 07-08-2014 at 03:04 PM.
You also need a cinder block...
Here's a tip... take a 6 foot (2m) step ladder. Lay it flat on the ground. Place the cinder-block under to top portion of the ladder raising it about 15 inches off the ground.
Now take your Craftsman 1500 42" mower and drive the front wheels up onto the bottom side-rails of the ladder. Now you have a solid secure lift for changing oil or replacing drive-belts. Although it's best to remove the mower deck before driving up onto the improvised lift when changing belts...
You asked...
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Oh, and in case you actually decide to try Nitro's lawn mower jump, please be sure and remove your deck before you jump it. Not only will you get more speed on the launch and improved hang time, you'll still be able to cut grass afterwards. Well, after you finish signing autographs for the whole damn neighborhood!
DONNIEP (07-08-2014)
That's a viable option... but since I just installed a new tie-rod and torqued/lubed up all the front end suspension... I think I'll hold off.
It's driving in a straight line again after a bout a year and half of bent suspension from running into stumps and rocks. The suspensions are shit on those lawn tractors...
I'm not talking about me...There were others that were cyber-stalked if I remember correctly. Including their employees and place of business. I recall reading a very bad, albeit hilarious, review of a certain person's place of business. Yes, I found that offensive and over the line...and I can't stand the bastard it was done to.
I didn't even get one decent photoshop...bastard...
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Angel (07-08-2014)
I must warn you, Angel, this can only end in repeated pics of you being in the middle of the dreaded Black Cock Swarm! And god forbid that because somebody might do an online search of the words Angel and message boards and then somehow through the power of voodoo or Scientology they might figure out that that's you in the middle of said Black Cock Swarm, think it's real, not hire you for a job, burn your house down, kill your pets, and disconnect the cable from your grandmother's house! Or worse - they may not even know it ever happened. So choose wisely...
This just in...we have breaking news that Sesh is on his way to flappo's house right now to broker a peace deal! Our roving Asian reporter, Ching Chong Ding Dong, snapped this photo moments ago of Sesh bearing gifts and obviously well prepared for the confrontation!
Angel (07-08-2014),Nitro Express (07-08-2014)
Are those Dorothy's shoes?
Girlfriend, I'd KILL for a pair of ruby crystal slippers.
Sesh, you MUST tell me where you bought them.
Cheers!
Where's the fucking ladder
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In the subject of women topiary
The Brazilian is know for having nothing in the box yeah
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