The "Why The Fuck" Thread

[ZahZoo]

Why the fuck do rednecks build stupid shit and then show it off to everyone..?

Yes... that's a floating trampoline behind that boat!! We were anchored and tied off with 4 other boats and this guy pulls up and wanted to show off his redneck water park!!

[Mushroom]

MP3 file "bit rates" you retard.
... zero dynamic range...

Why in the Fuck does anybody produce music with ZERO dynamic range??? Because humans are getting more stupid!

[vandeleur]

Because everyone outside the U.S. is a PUSSY

What he says .... The guy in the striped flip flops

[Von Halen]

Suck my asshole, you racist.

Now we're talking! I'd rather suck your asshole, than kiss you, you ugly old hag!

But since you're a guy, I'll do neither.

[Kristy]

Why in the fuck is Sarah McLachlan still making records?

[Kristy]

Now we're talking! I'd rather suck your asshole, than kiss you, you ugly old hag!

But since you're a guy, I'll do neither.

You wish, you closet racist piece of human waste.

Go drive your white trash "buggy" of the nearest Michigan cliff.

[Anonymous]

If you have any "Why The Fuck" questions, about anything, ask them in here!

I'll get it started.

Why the fuck do the CD's I load into itunes sound different than the ones I buy from itunes? I'm talking the exact same fucking album. I loaded AC/DC "For Those About To Rock" into my itunes, and then I saw they were selling an "enhanced for itunes" version, so I figured I'd check it out. Well, the one I bought from itunes is 3 times as loud, and sounds 3 times better! Why the fuck is that?

Maybe Lou can shed some light on this. He is an MP3/Lossless expert. And don't give me any bullfuckingshit about itunes. My phone is provided by my work, and I like having all my shit at my fingertips anyway.

Why the Fuck would you walk around dropping beats on teh streetz with your dumb people "phone", you wigger?

Cheers!

[Kristy]

Heh, "wigger"

[Anonymous]

Why the fuck do rednecks build stupid shit and then show it off to everyone..?

Yes... that's a floating trampoline behind that boat!! We were anchored and tied off with 4 other boats and this guy pulls up and wanted to show off his redneck water park!!

Donnie's peeps are really ingenious, when you think about it... they come up with really creative stuff & then, of course, like to show everyone their ideas.

Whether those ideas are actually useful or an ironic, self-inflicted way to selectively cull the population, is another subject entirely.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

My "people"??? Why you racist s******!!

[ZahZoo]

Funny thing with Mr Trampoline... he tells us this long story about how the cops harassed twice when he had that thing tied onto a boat trailer to bring it down to the lake. Then when he launched it the Army Corp of Engineers harassed him about what was previously in the barrels and told him he can't leave the thing parked anywhere on the lake...

About 10 minutes after he left us the Sheriff's dept Lake Patrol stopped him on the other side of the cove. Talked to him for about 10 minutes... then the guy heads over to the boat ramp and proceeded to load his water park back onto his boat trailer... Poor guy...

[Anonymous]

My "people"??? Why you racist s******!!

Hey, hey, HEY!

I got nuthin' against you redneck crackas, you honky.

I ain't no racist. I even admire your ingenuity. Know what I'm rappin'?

What more do you want from a nigga?

Now, bust out the fried chicken & the 40s. I gots me a watermelon, it's time to PARTY, Money!

You on my vibe?

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

Funny thing with Mr Trampoline... he tells us this long story about how the cops harassed twice when he had that thing tied onto a boat trailer to bring it down to the lake. Then when he launched it the Army Corp of Engineers harassed him about what was previously in the barrels and told him he can't leave the thing parked anywhere on the lake...

About 10 minutes after he left us the Sheriff's dept Lake Patrol stopped him on the other side of the cove. Talked to him for about 10 minutes... then the guy heads over to the boat ramp and proceeded to load his water park back onto his boat trailer... Poor guy...

That's HARASSMENT.

Damn the man, always keepin' a brotha down. Even if the botha is a redneck.

Stick it to the man! You dig? Fresh!

Cheers!

[ZahZoo]

Let's crack some 40's and get the party started...

[Kristy]

What in the fuck is the point of this?


She sings quite well, huh?