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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    What did they do? Water jet it out of a piece of billet? The thing is it looks great and really ups the custom factor of the build.
    Yes, they did water jet it. Not cheap to have done! Turned out great though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Why do you think I carry that cannon of a .45 on my hip?!
    I don't know...small penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I don't know...small penis?
    No, it's a cannon too. Maybe someday I'll fuck you in your ass just for proof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    It's on a custom square tube chassis.

    Almost like a Baja bug frame. Did you build the frame too? What did you do, take the pan out of a junker bug?
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    So....avoid parking it at a Walmart?
    If he let me borrow it I would drive it INSIDE the Walmart. Blastin' me some damn Hagar, doin' that pussy lickin' hand symbol thing he does, hell yeah!

    That is what that's supposed to be, right? The whole pussy hand symbol thing? Because it kinda looks like Hagar's using his fingers to prop up somebody's balls...
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    The steering column is a polished aluminum tilt model made by Ididit.

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    Wonder if anybody's gonna notice the smooth sides on that mofo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    No, it's a cannon too. Maybe someday I'll fuck you in your ass just for proof.
    You're funny. You ever came three feet near me I would cut your microsize balls off with zero hesitation and feed them to those rabid petting zoo monkeys you molest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Almost like a Baja bug frame. Did you build the frame too? What did you do, take the pan out of a junker bug?
    No, Berrien Buggy built the frame. I started out originally with a shortened pan from a 1969 Bug, but I scrapped that. The floorboards in mine are fiberglass. This thing is much stronger than a VW pan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Yes, they did water jet it. Not cheap to have done! Turned out great though.
    It probably didn't take them too long to make the design on the computer and jet it out but they have the overhead to cover. Cheaper than having to make a mold and cast it at a foundry and before water jets that's the way they used to do it. I'm half tempted to get a 3D printer just to screw around with.

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    Now...what in the fuck is Sinead O' Con Artist thinking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Wonder if anybody's gonna notice the smooth sides on that mofo...
    Oh fuck man. The body comes with rough fiberglass sides like in the pic below. We filled it all in and sanded it for weeks!


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    Here's a pic of the sides when we were filling and sanding. I can't even begin to guess how many hours we put into this thing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    No, Berrien Buggy built the frame. I started out originally with a shortened pan from a 1969 Bug, but I scrapped that. The floorboards in mine are fiberglass. This thing is much stronger than a VW pan.
    Pans are hard to find now. You need a big stamping mill to make the wish bone and central tunnel. I don't know if anyone is fabricating those. But they had to have gotten the center tunnel and transmission fork out of a bug somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Now...what in the fuck is Sinead O' Con Artist thinking?
    Why the fuck would anybody care what that ugly cunt is thinking?

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    Figures that Von would start a thread just to fag it up with his awesome buggy.

    Is that a tuba comin' out the rear on that last photo?

    Now THAT is the Van Halen spirit. Don't you get nauseous looking at so many =VH= symobls, though?

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Now...what in the fuck is Sinead O' Con Artist thinking?
    About anal?

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Now...what in the fuck is Sinead O' Con Artist thinking?
    Image change. She obviously can't do anything else so she desperate for a second chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Why the fuck would anybody care what that ugly cunt is thinking?
    Exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Image change. She obviously can't do anything else so she desperate for a second chance.
    Bitch better be burning up the phone line to Prince's house if she wants another hit...

    There's nothing worse than an angry, bald headed, ugly chick.

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    We cut a hole in the back seat area, and built a box under it, for the sub woofer. We had to fill all that in and sand and smooth it too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    About anal?

    Cheers!
    Put a hurting on her. Kinky for sure. She probably wants you up her dirty back road while a lesbian friend massages the sea food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    About anal?

    Cheers!
    Naw, she's Rasta now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    We cut a hole in the back seat area, and built a box under it, for the sub woofer. We had to fill all that in and sand and smooth it too.

    What's the hole for? A shitter?

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    They must be making their own tunnels. The VW ones have an oval shaped opening to get at the shift linkage. They must sell a few frames because you have to have dies made and they have to be stamped out. Not cheap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    But they had to have gotten the center tunnel and transmission fork out of a bug somewhere.
    The tunnel is square tube framed. That is a one piece fiberglass floor pan over it. I'll try to find some pics of the frame with out the floor pan in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    The tunnel is square tube framed. That is a one piece fiberglass floor pan over it. I'll try to find some pics of the frame with out the floor pan in it.
    Ok that makes sense because that is a key stress member of a bug frame since the transmission bolts to it. A small frame manufacture can't justify the cost of having dies made and having the big mills to stamp the parts. Cost effective when you are making millions of cars. Not so much for a few buggies. I just couldn't see where they could get a good source of used pans or cover the cost of making new ones.

    So you bought the body and frame from the same manufacture? With that basic frame design you could use is for a myriad of kit car bodies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    What's the hole for? A shitter?
    That's to get to the linkage. Just an access port.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Ok that makes sense because that a key stress member of a bug frame since the transmission bolts to it. A small frame manufacture can't justify the cost of having dies made and having the big mills to stamp the parts. Cost effective when you are making millions of cars. Not so much for a few buggies. I just couldn't see where they could get a good source of used pans or cover the cost of making new ones.

    So you bought the body and frame from the same manufacture?
    I did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    That's to get to the linkage. Just an access port.
    You could hide contraband in there. Very rock and roll!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    I did.
    So everything lined up and bolted on ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    So everything lined up and bolted on ok?
    We had to do some tweaking. We put it together and took it apart several times over the process, to make sure everything fit the way we wanted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Naw, she's Rasta now.
    But wasn't she tweeting for an anal serving a couple years ago?

    Anything for attention, I guess. Has she ever done anything since "Nothing Compares 2 U"? Not that that song was an achievement, or even good, but...

    Cheers!

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    Sinead has no musical talent. She's needs a shocker to ride. She fingered the pope. Now she needs to finger someone else. Israel. She needs to rip an Israeli flag up and expose the genocide. That will ruffle some feathers. Then hook up with a media company that doesn't give a damn about the jews. She needs to talk to the Chinese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    But wasn't she tweeting for an anal serving a couple years ago?

    Anything for attention, I guess. Has she ever done anything since "Nothing Compares 2 U"? Not that that song was an achievement, or even good, but...

    Cheers!
    I think you need to give her a charity fuck. She's going nowhere. Cheer her up.

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    Ah. She probably would just be a pain in the ass. At the end of the day, noodles are your best friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    I think you need to give her a charity fuck. She's going nowhere. Cheer her up.
    No.

    Normally, I would expand the post, but we're talking about Sinead O' Connor, so...

    No.

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    No.

    Normally, I would expand the post, but we're talking about Sinead O' Connor, so...

    No.

    Cheers!
    Yeah. Better to stay with the rich grannies. Get them to marry you before they kick it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post

    Is that a tuba comin' out the rear on that last photo?
    Those pipes/mufflers sound awesome. I had the same ones on a sand rail many moons ago with a set of Kadron dual carbs and you if you didn't know better it could be confused with a Harley.
    You're gonna hear the angels sing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    If he let me borrow it I would drive it INSIDE the Walmart. Blastin' me some damn Hagar, doin' that pussy lickin' hand symbol thing he does, hell yeah!

    That is what that's supposed to be, right? The whole pussy hand symbol thing? Because it kinda looks like Hagar's using his fingers to prop up somebody's balls...
    See. Hagar rolled in and the whole band sunk into faggotry. Not homo, 100% flaming fags. Nothing like giving ball propping hand gestures and then doing a group walk where everyone waddled like they have been pounded up the poop chute too hard and for too long. Then Ed brings Gary in. Sammy took him gay and then Ed wanted a different flavor of nuts.

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