The "Why The Fuck" Thread

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    #31
    Originally posted by Von Halen
    Because it's the baddest motherfuckin' dune buggy on the planet!
    Where do you drive it? It doesn't look road legal.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • VetteLS5
      Commando
      • Mar 2012
      • 1130

      #32
      Originally posted by Nitro Express
      Where do you drive it? It doesn't look road legal.
      Silly... to the lake while towing his floating trampoline of course.

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      • Anonymous
        Banned
        • May 2004
        • 12748

        #33
        Originally posted by VetteLS5
        Silly... to the lake while towing his floating trampoline of course.
        Von's a redneck wigger???

        Blimey!

        Cheers!

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        • Kristy
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 16338

          #34
          Originally posted by ZahZoo
          Let's crack some 40's...

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12678

            #35
            Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
            Von's a redneck wigger???

            Blimey!

            Cheers!
            vrogger?
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32798

              #36
              Originally posted by ZahZoo
              Let's crack some 40's and get the party started...


              Damn straight! I'll down a 40 and it better be a High Life!
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32798

                #37
                Originally posted by Kristy
                Beer snob.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12678

                  #38
                  do they make 40s of red stripe?
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32798

                    #39
                    Originally posted by VetteLS5
                    Silly... to the lake while towing his floating trampoline of course.
                    I know a girl named Trampoline if you know what I mean...
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • Kristy
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 16338

                      #40
                      This is snobby:

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32798

                        #41
                        Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                        do they make 40s of red stripe?
                        Be still my beating heart!
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Kristy
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 16338

                          #42
                          Or this:

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32798

                            #43
                            Originally posted by ZahZoo
                            Funny thing with Mr Trampoline... he tells us this long story about how the cops harassed twice when he had that thing tied onto a boat trailer to bring it down to the lake. Then when he launched it the Army Corp of Engineers harassed him about what was previously in the barrels and told him he can't leave the thing parked anywhere on the lake...

                            About 10 minutes after he left us the Sheriff's dept Lake Patrol stopped him on the other side of the cove. Talked to him for about 10 minutes... then the guy heads over to the boat ramp and proceeded to load his water park back onto his boat trailer... Poor guy...
                            Yeah he's probably the dude before you at the boat ramp that takes an hour to launch his shit. I hate those people.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32798

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              This is snobby:
                              Yeah. That looks plenty snobby.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                              • Nitro Express
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 32798

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Kristy
                                Or this:
                                I'm more of a Louis Jardot drinker. I still think the French make the best wine.
                                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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