The Oo-oka River Blues [David Lee Roth]

[vandeleur]

I love Dave has the balls to do what ever he wants .
Just a pity that's not to be in a rock n roll band

[DONNIEP]

I love Dave has the balls to do what ever he wants .
Just a pity that's not to be in a rock n roll band

Well, even Dave can't be David Lee Roth forever.

[Von Halen]

I love Dave has the balls to do what ever he wants .

The balls? Don't you mean the money?

We the fans afforded him the ability to do whatever the fuck he wants. The least he could do is repay us with something worth watching and listening to.

Hey Dave, how about you and the VH's get together and release an old live show? It will afford you more opportunity to do whatever the fuck you want, and we the fans will be grateful. It may even con us into watching more of this garbage you seem to be inundating us with these days.

And everybody says Dave was the brains behind VH? He's supposedly smarter than Gene Simmons? At this point, I wish Gene would buy the rights to the VH catalogue, the stripes, the old shows, and whatever else. This way we'd actually get something worth a fuck from these guys, in a timely fashion.

[vandeleur]

Well, even Dave can't be David Lee Roth forever.

If your gonna start talking sense , well what's the fucking point

[vandeleur]

Von I agree , I want to be taken to the cleaners , I want them to do a kiss and strip the cupboards bare of old material . You name it release it .
I obviously don't want a Wolfe doll that would be just weird

[ZahZoo]

It's like No Holds BBQ in really really slow motion!

Sorta... but severely lacking in strategic camo, short guys and hot women...

I'd call it No Holds Tea Party... nothin was cookin on the grill.

[DONNIEP]

I obviously don't want a Wolfe doll that would be just weird

I already have one of those:

[vandeleur]

Bollox

[Von Halen]

Von I agree , I want to be taken to the cleaners , I want them to do a kiss and strip the cupboards bare of old material . You name it release it .

That's exactly what I want. You know why? Because at least I am the one deciding if I want to get "taken to the cleaners". Nobody will be forcing me to buy the stuff. But at least I will have the opportunity to buy it should I so desire.

Gene Simmons isn't forcing anyone to buy all that stuff they release. He isn't taking anyone to the cleaners. If he is responsible for where you spend your money, then you are fucked up!

Of course, you people that are slaves to your Countries ideals, and don't live in the LAND OF THE FREE, wouldn't understand the ability to make your own decisions. Here's something you might not know. Just because Gene gives you the opportunity to buy, doesn't mean you HAVE to! Gene may dictate within the band, but he has now power over how you spend your money.

Thank goodness Gene came up with the Kiss Casket! It allowed Dime to have a proper burial!

[vandeleur]

Man if it's the land of the free why is everything so expensive

[Von Halen]

Man if it's the land of the free why is everything so expensive

We make a lot of money, thus we spend a lot of money.

Now go back to living under the thumb of that decrepit old cunt of a Queen, and her "Royal Family".

[vandeleur]

We make a lot of money, thus we spend a lot of money.

Now go back to living under the thumb of that decrepit old cunt of a Queen, and her "Royal Family".

Your skint and in debt up to your tits to the Chinese .
Your living on your past glories .
As countries go you are a balding old man playing blues to oriental music .

[DONNIEP]

We make a lot of money, thus we spend a lot of money.

Well, those of us who actually have jobs and ain't sucking the Welfare Cock do.

[Von Halen]

Well, those of us who actually have jobs and ain't sucking the Welfare Cock do.

Like Kris-ty?

[Von Halen]

Your skint and in debt up to your tits to the Chinese .
Your living on your past glories .
As countries go you are a balding old man playing blues to oriental music .

Shhhhh...don't tell the Chinks they own us!