Off to Wimbledon tomorrow for the first time sitting in the hotel and I read this crazy fucking madness in their website.

Alcohol may be brought into the Grounds but is limited to the equivalent of one bottle of wine or two 500ml cans of beer per person. The consumption of alcohol is permitted only in public bars and other authorised areas. Glass drinking vessels may not be used on the Show Courts; all drinks taken onto the Show Courts must be covered to avoid spillage. Hot and/or strong smelling food may not be taken onto the Show Courts. The AELTC reserves the right to refuse entry to the stands of any court to anyone carrying alcohol and to ask anyone drinking alcohol in the stands to leave.
2 beers?
A bottle of wine?
I assume that's a volume thing so there is a limit of a bottle of booze.
I've packed 8 miniatures of vodka just to take the edge off...
If you see a fight breaking out on court 1 tomorrow you'll know it's me...