Wimbledon madness

[Seshmeister]

Off to Wimbledon tomorrow for the first time sitting in the hotel and I read this crazy fucking madness in their website.

Alcohol may be brought into the Grounds but is limited to the equivalent of one bottle of wine or two 500ml cans of beer per person. The consumption of alcohol is permitted only in public bars and other authorised areas. Glass drinking vessels may not be used on the Show Courts; all drinks taken onto the Show Courts must be covered to avoid spillage. Hot and/or strong smelling food may not be taken onto the Show Courts. The AELTC reserves the right to refuse entry to the stands of any court to anyone carrying alcohol and to ask anyone drinking alcohol in the stands to leave.

2 beers?
A bottle of wine?
I assume that's a volume thing so there is a limit of a bottle of booze.
I've packed 8 miniatures of vodka just to take the edge off...
If you see a fight breaking out on court 1 tomorrow you'll know it's me...

[vandeleur]

Tennis , hope it's the women's

[vandeleur]

Pimms , aren't you meant to drink Pimms . Pimms sounds like a good mixer with vodka

[DONNIEP]

See, this is why NASCAR kicks ass. You can carry a cooler full of beer in with you. Plus you get to look at all the hot redneck womarns in skimpy, trashy t shirt or bikini tops.

[Nitro Express]

Well that's the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club for ya. They seem to be a wee bit conservative. White attire only. White balls only. Apparently they let the women grunt now.

[DONNIEP]

Well that's the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club for ya. They seem to be a wee bit conservative. White attire only. White balls only. Apparently they let the women grunt now.

So are you saying this place is Whites only?

[Nitro Express]

See, this is why NASCAR kicks ass. You can carry a cooler full of beer in with you. Plus you get to look at all the hot redneck womarns in skimpy, trashy t shirt or bikini tops.

I want to get one of those big pools at Walmart. Fill it up with trashy women and have floating coolers of cheap beer. Set it up in the middle of the track area and watch the race.

[Nitro Express]

So are you saying this place is Whites only?

Maybe there is an underlying message there. These fancy British institutions don't like to change things much. They keep it traditional. I can't think of anywhere else that still has grass courts. I always wanted to play on grass.

[DONNIEP]

I want to get one of those big pools at Walmart. Fill it up with trashy women and have floating coolers of cheap beer. Set it up in the middle of the track area and watch the race.

Come down to Charlotte next May for a week and we will do exactly what you just said. Well, the pool can't be real big, but we can do it. And probably wind up on TV too. I've got a buddy who has an RV and spends the whole week at the track. We can bunk with him.

[Angel]

Going to cheer on the Canucks are ya Sesh?

[Seshmeister]

Got a bit tipsy and ended up in what I guess must have been a gay bar.
The people were insanely good fun. I'm wondering now about infiltrating the gay scene in a celibate way.

[DONNIEP]

Got a bit tipsy and ended up in what I guess must have been a gay bar.
The people were insanely good fun. I'm wondering now about infiltrating the gay scene in a celibate way.

You better hope you don't run into one of these. You'll be a new man!

[ELVIS]

Got a bit tipsy and ended up in what I guess must have been a gay bar.
The people were insanely good fun. I'm wondering now about infiltrating the gay scene in a celibate way.

You're on your last fucking brain cell...

[Nitro Express]

I know you can get strawberries and creme at Wimbledom. I don't know about transvestites. I might have to open up one of my "Flamers" restaurants there if there is no competition.

[Seshmeister]

Hah it was a bizarre mixture of people in that place last night. The pulled the shutters down and locked the doors, bars are meant to shut a couple of hours before I made that post and it was going strong when we left.
The bar staff were the least sober people there.
The guy that unlocked the door to let us out said 'Come back tomorrow night, we're having a party!'