Happy Birthday, Von Halen!

[ZahZoo]

Funny how only Zahzoo, you & Donnie figured it out...

Cheers!

Some got it goin on... many don't. What can ya say..?

[cadaverdog]

Baby blue crocks and lime green polyester lingerie from Walmart. That's a combination that would blow my dick to Uranus.

How Freudian. You had to pick a planet with a name that sounds like somebody's asshole. I'll stick with sheer lingerie and no footwear.

[Anonymous]

I would bang Cindy Crawford even if she was wearing big ass rubber firefighter boots.

Well, who wouldn't? I'd bang that woman no matter WHAT she wore, or even if she just got out of bed with her hair in a mess & bags under her eyes, etc.

I'd bang her in the toilet.

But NO CROCS!

I do have to draw the line somewhere. I my be a perv, but I have this thing called dignity.

Cheers!

[Susie Q]

Von always hated birthday threads....

[Nitro Express]

How Freudian. You had to pick a planet with a name that sounds like somebody's asshole. I'll stick with sheer lingerie and no footwear.

That was no slip. It was carefully calculated and quite brilliant if I don't say so.

[Anonymous]

How Freudian. You had to pick a planet with a name that sounds like somebody's asshole. I'll stick with sheer lingerie and no footwear.

Actually Dog, your post would interest Freud a lot more than Higgins's...s.

Are you really saying that you prefer to walk around barefooted while wearing lingerie?

I can't speak for others, but I was significantly happier before I learned about this.

Cheers!

[ZahZoo]

TMI... oh dear god... ERASE, ERASE!!