Well, if America was Brit, that wouldn't cause it to have bad weather. maybe. I guess they could install a rain machine, or some shit, but I doubt it.
I actually like British food. It's not gourmet or anything, but it's good for what it is. Decent meals.
The annoying accents... yeah. I have said many times, they don't speak English,. But you kinda get used to it after a while.
At any rate, it would have to be better than the shithole you're living in now. When I start complaining about my cuntry, I think about the US & say "Well, I guess it could be worse".
Cheers!