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    How Redneck Are You?

    http://www.brainfall.com/quizzes/how...re-you/1zi7g1/

    29% --- i thought i would be MUCH higher............
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    I'm 80% Wooooooooo! What hurt my score is I don't dip Skoal.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    Ha! 83%, Praise the motherfuckin' South.

    Of course, I had to give a bit of leeway, such as counting my Claymore display as a gun rack, or passing my one pair of camo cargo shorts as a collection of camo clothes, but hey... it's what's in the heart that counts.

    If I had a shotgun, I'd be in my backyard right now, shootin' & a-hollerin' to celebrate. If I had a backyard.

    And Jackie, according to your link, you're 68%. Don't tell me you're ashamed!?

    Cheers!

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    I saw that too. I think the guy that referred me to this link had his score cached.
    I don't wear cammo, don't have a gun rack, don't dip, i live on the beach, i don't have a backyard, no rinds, NASCAR isn't a sport, and my two girl friends wear silver and tan nude.

    I really thought I'd be much higher. I drink wine, i like brie, i like beef bourguignon, homemade Italian pasta, and F1.

    hmmmmmmmm.............

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    I guess I'm too redneck because I'm not about to answer stupid internet questions...

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    pretty funny e.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    Ha! 83%, Praise the motherfuckin' South.

    Of course, I had to give a bit of leeway, such as counting my Claymore display as a gun rack, or passing my one pair of camo cargo shorts as a collection of camo clothes, but hey... it's what's in the heart that counts.

    If I had a shotgun, I'd be in my backyard right now, shootin' & a-hollerin' to celebrate. If I had a backyard.

    And Jackie, according to your link, you're 68%. Don't tell me you're ashamed!?

    Cheers!


    I wish this was in my backyard. Wooooooooo!

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    I beat all you sumbitches - I'm 85% Redneck! And hell yes NASCAR is a sport and Dale Jr is gonna win this sumbitch this year and Jimmie Johnson is a F A G!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    I wish this was in my backyard. Wooooooooo!
    She shoots like a girl.

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    She is a girl. Women by the way shoot better than men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I beat all you sumbitches - I'm 85% Redneck! And hell yes NASCAR is a sport and Dale Jr is gonna win this sumbitch this year and Jimmie Johnson is a F A G!
    Dipping Skoal are you? Shit. I didn't touch the stuff when I played baseball. Beechnut plug was where it was at. Better than Redman and boy could you spit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    She is a girl. Women by the way shoot better than men.
    She's a dumbass. She shoots like an amateur.

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    She does ok. She kept the muzzle down pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Dipping Skoal are you? Shit. I didn't touch the stuff when I played baseball. Beechnut plug was where it was at. Better than Redman and boy could you spit!
    I don't dip. But just about everybody around here does. Now, I did dip Skoal Bandits when they came out - I think I was in 6th grade. Our teacher used to let us dip during recess, lol. Times sure have changed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    She shoots like a girl.
    You're just mad because you scored over 90%.

    Awww,our lil' Kristy is a redneck... I'm so proud!

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post

    I wish this was in my backyard. Wooooooooo!
    The frustrated, utterly unbonkanble lesbians that pass themselves as women's rights activists may take offence at you referring to that woman as a "this".

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    I guess I'm too redneck because I'm not about to answer stupid internet questions...
    Why not?

    Cheers!

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    72%... we use a gun safe not a rack...

    I hate dip... both my sons used to sneak that shit when they were teens and then spill dip cups and stain our carpet!!
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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