My broadband contract is up in less than 30 days and that's it for me...
My wife and I are selling our property, relocating and basically staying offline for good...
Translation: The parents of my big fat arranged wedding are getting the shits with me being online 24/7. The fundy Xtian stuff they're ok with. But they're pulling the plug, because I'm so awesome at my job all the carwashes work flawlessly and I've made myself redundant.