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[ELVIS]

Two "L's" in Dumbellvis.

No, two l's, without quotation marks, is correct, you liberal arts retard...

[Kristy]

I don't even know what that "hash tag" crap means. And I refuse to find out. I know it has something to do with Twitter, which is Devilly and therefore run by the BCE, but that's all I know.

Actually, its a conspiracy run by Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel.

[vandeleur]

Right if it's shit joke time :

How does Stephen hawking cum ....... Control V

[ELVIS]

I would argue with you but I can't for sure say you're wrong.

The Bible will point you in the right direction...

[Kristy]

No, two l's, without quotation marks, is correct, you liberal arts retard...

You have no clue as to what "liberal arts" entails, do you?

[Kristy]

The Bible will point you in the right direction...

Does the Bible have a built-in compass?

[DONNIEP]

The Bible will point you in the right direction...

That's almost the same thing I told the two Jehovah's Witnesses who showed up today..

[Kristy]

New Dumbellvis theme song:

[DONNIEP]

Does the Bible have a built-in compass?

Not in the literal sense. But I did get a nifty pen with a built in flashlight at church on Father's Day.

[Kristy]

Bullshit. You bought that crap at Walmart.

[DONNIEP]

Bullshit. You bought that crap at Walmart.

Nope. It was a free gift. Kinda like the gift of Salvation. See how that all ties in?

[Kristy]

So what you're saying is the Salvation Army gives out "gifts" that Walmart failed to sell?

[Kristy]

So what happened to Dumbellvis? Is he still out trying to Google what "liberal arts" actually means?

[DONNIEP]

So what you're saying is the Salvation Army gives out "gifts" that Walmart failed to sell?

Yes. But only to poor people. But you know that's not what I was talking about, you sly she-devil!

[Kristy]

Right. Because (according to Dumbellvis) God hates poor people.