Did The Russians or Russian Rebels Shoot Down a Malaysian Airliner?

[DONNIEP]

Bullshit. You bought that crap at Walmart.

Nope. It was a free gift. Kinda like the gift of Salvation. See how that all ties in?

[Kristy]

So what you're saying is the Salvation Army gives out "gifts" that Walmart failed to sell?

[Kristy]

So what happened to Dumbellvis? Is he still out trying to Google what "liberal arts" actually means?

[DONNIEP]

So what you're saying is the Salvation Army gives out "gifts" that Walmart failed to sell?

Yes. But only to poor people. But you know that's not what I was talking about, you sly she-devil!

[Kristy]

Right. Because (according to Dumbellvis) God hates poor people.

[vandeleur]

So what happened to Dumbellvis? Is he still out trying to Google what "liberal arts" actually means?

No if you call him on stuff he runs away , it's like saying beetlejuice in reverse

[DONNIEP]

So what happened to Dumbellvis? Is he still out trying to Google what "liberal arts" actually means?

If he's got any sense at all, he's out doing burnouts in that kick ass Charger of his!! All he needs to do is paint it Flame Red (GM Code 70), put some 01s on it and a big ass rebel flag on top and it would be badder than hell!

[vandeleur]

Also I think the Internet connectivity in the swAmp is patchy ,so the quicker he peddles the more power the generator gets . When he stops typing he is normally trying to catch his breath

[Kristy]

Speaking of cars, I'm thinking about getting a new one come this fall once my lease is up on my Mooseabu. I leaning towards going all out SUV yuppie.

[Kristy]

Also I think the Internet connectivity in the swAmp is patchy ,so the quicker he peddles the more power the generator gets . When he stops typing he is normally trying to catch his breath

Swamp? I thought he lived under a bridge.

[vandeleur]

Swamp? I thought he lived under a bridge.

Yeah obviously ,but it's muddy under there

[DONNIEP]

Speaking of cars, I'm thinking about getting a new one come this fall once my lease is up on my Mooseabu. I leaning towards going all out SUV yuppie.

I found the perfect one!!

[vandeleur]

I found the perfect one!!

That has to be Britain , there is rain on the ground

[Kristy]

Naw, seeing that one already comes with a driver.

[DONNIEP]

Naw, seeing that one already comes with a driver.

Oooh, you're right. And he's a fat sumbitch too!

[Kristy]

I was thinking about buying a 2014 Jeep - but I won't say which one. Because it's seriously yuppie.

[FORD]

That has to be Britain , there is rain on the ground

Shit.... it could be here in FORD Country right now.

Fucking rain in July..... what a bunch of bullshit. It's not supposed to happen between the 4th of July and Labor Day. Christ, it's the only shot we get at natural solar-powered Vitamin D up here in Cascadia

[Kristy]

Shit.... it could be here in FORD Country right now.

Or most likely, shitty Dundalk, Maryland.

[vandeleur]

Oooh, you're right. And he's a fat sumbitch too!

Mate he needs a 4x4 to carry his sandwiches

[Kristy]

Okay, okay, you twisted my arm! One of these!


Now, I know what you're thinking: "Fucking-A, Kristy! That is ugly! Looks like a Kia buttfucked a Hyundai that resulted in a mutant birth!"

And you would be right.

[Nitro Express]

Okay, okay, you twisted my arm! One of these!


Now, I know what you're thinking: "Fucking-A, Kristy! That is ugly! Looks like a Kia buttfucked a Hyundai that resulted in a mutant birth!"

And you would be right.

I saw one in a magazine and about puked. It's the Edsel of our time.

[DONNIEP]

Fuck that! This here is the way to go:

[Kristy]

It has 9 gears - why that's 9 gears more than your car.

[Nitro Express]

Shit.... it could be here in FORD Country right now.

Fucking rain in July..... what a bunch of bullshit. It's not supposed to happen between the 4th of July and Labor Day. Christ, it's the only shot we get at natural solar-powered Vitamin D up here in Cascadia

Dude. The pacific northwest is like a beautiful woman that's sick all the time. I don't miss it at all. I don't miss the mold, the slugs, the shitty drivers. It's called a rain forest for a reason.

[Nitro Express]

It has 9 gears - why that's 9 gears more than your car.

Whoah. You don't say. Four speeds in high and four speeds in low plus reverse. Gee. They have been making four wheel drive vehicles like that since I've been on the planet. The only thing is you don't have to lock the hubs these days.

[DONNIEP]

Whoah. You don't say. Four speeds in high and four speeds in low plus reverse. Gee. They have been making four wheel drive vehicles like that since I've been on the planet. The only thing is you don't have to lock the hubs these days.

No, but you better lock the doors. Otherwise some of those other people might try to get ya!

[Nitro Express]

Fuck that! This here is the way to go:

Fuck that piece of shit! Now this is a ride! Two tons of rolling funk!

[vandeleur]

Fuck that! This here is the way to go:

You fucking pagans , you think class was something you dodged to work in McDonald's

[Kristy]

I just need a decent car for winter. Though I'm not sure why seeing I already have a steering wheel.

[Nitro Express]

No, but you better lock the doors. Otherwise some of those other people might try to get ya!

Naw. I had a rifle rack on the dash of my Jeep.

[vandeleur]

I just need a decent car for winter. Though I'm not sure why seeing I already have a steering wheel.

Hahaha

[Nitro Express]

I just need a decent car for winter. Though I'm not sure why seeing I already have a steering wheel.

Get a job in the sunbelt. Problem solved.

[Nitro Express]

Stay away from the Korean made SUV's. They are shit. The Toyotas and Nissans are pretty decent. I hear the Ford products have gotten better.

[Kristy]

I thought this was so unbelievable cool. But you have to watch it all the way thought to "get" it, cretins:


Think the woman in the vid has her own steering wheel?

[ELVIS]

That is ugly!

And it's a Fiat...

Get a real Jeep...

[Anonymous]

If he's got any sense at all, he's out doing burnouts in that kick ass Charger of his!! All he needs to do is paint it Flame Red (GM Code 70), put some 01s on it and a big ass rebel flag on top and it would be badder than hell!

And a Dixie Tranny riding shotgun, playing with your gear stick!

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

That has to be Britain , there is rain on the ground

And all the houses look the same & are built with those brown bricks that are so English.

Plus, none of the houses is detached.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

Fuck that! This here is the way to go:

Is that...?

That is so fucking awesome & so horribly, horribly wrong at the same time.

I'm speechless.

Cheers!

[vandeleur]

And all the houses look the same & are built with those brown bricks that are so English.

Plus, none of the houses is detached.

Cheers!

You saying uk housing is shite ????

There is a reason we have those types of housing , it's because we will put up with any old shite , and don't you forget it mate

[Anonymous]

Shit.... it could be here in FORD Country right now.

Fucking rain in July..... what a bunch of bullshit. It's not supposed to happen between the 4th of July and Labor Day. Christ, it's the only shot we get at natural solar-powered Vitamin D up here in Cascadia

Well, it's the global warming thingy.

Did you know the Earth is boiling? Obama said so, I heard it with my own cochleas.

Cheers!