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I cunt wait for winter, when we get to walk around in our snazi new Hugo Boss uniforms.
Cheers!
Cheers!
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I have just received audio from my first campaign appearance!! There was video but we can't show it to you due to, uh, legal reasons and stuff. Something about the FBI...yadda yadda...privacy...blah blah blah...
Just listen to it!! I'm like....well, you know.
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Yes ladies, we have tasteful, sexy & no nonsense uniforms for you too.
Natalya here is modelling our new feminine line. 50% off suggested retail price!!!
Join us & you too can look this good.
Cheers!
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American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Golden boy's private security force has ways of making you talk.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Now, some of you have asked what I can do to bring Hope and Change to the Army. And to that I say, Ask not what your Admin can do for you - ask what you can do for your Admin! For the mighty power of Hope can only bring about Change if you do what your Admin commands you to do! I will not ask you to do anything that I have not already done in YOUR name. Yea, I hath been to the edge. And I stoodeth and lookedeth down. I lost a lotta friends there baby...But I digress....
So I say to you, my loyal followers, to the fence sitters, while you're out there sittin' on a fence, and to those who have yet to pledge allegiance to the Stallion...I say to you: You don't know the power of the Dark Side, I mean come into the light! Follow me into a brave, shining future! Follow me and I will show you a better tomorrow! Follow me and I will stop sending you naked toilet pics of Izzy!! It's time to sharpen the torches! Who's with me?!!!!American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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If you can't drink your whiskey straight, turn around and get the fuck outta here! LET'S TEAR THIS PLAY HOUSE DOWN!
They are celebrating Golden Boy all around the world!Last edited by Nitro Express; 07-21-2014, 09:24 PM.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Bottoms Up! No not your glass honey. Your ass!Last edited by Nitro Express; 07-21-2014, 09:41 PM.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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I'm very big with the Albanian members here...American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Vote for Donny and then get the hell outta the way! Da boss is coming through!No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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That's right, Higgins!! As soon as Von puts that robe on me, man, I'm gonna be a four wheeled, nitro burning, fire coming out of my ass sumbitch!! We're gonna ride this thing all the way to the moon!!American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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And now, a word from my First Lady...
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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