Vette - if you vote for me I will jack your rep power up to 25 and your post count up to 5150!!!Originally Posted by VetteLS5
Yes!
Of course!
Vette - if you vote for me I will jack your rep power up to 25 and your post count up to 5150!!!
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Sure, thank me all you want. How much cred do I get when you get anointed with your adminibator job?
Ok, one more look... this fucker kills me. PB, I shall never be the same!
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I want 30, 5150, and a mysteriously revised join date, capeche?
Please refrain from the phrase "I will jack you up". People might get the wrong idea.
Consider it done! How about a join date of say... 6/9/69?
Donnie, what the fuck?
Revising join dates requires a couple of nude pics through PM.
Don't lower the price of special favours like that, you cheap slut.
Cheers!
Make it 68... you can owe me one.
He sent me those two weeks ago. Once I'm made Emperor I'll post them in the Manly Men forum.Donnie, what the fuck?
Revising join dates requires a couple of nude pics through PM.
Don't lower the price of special favours like that, you cheap slut.
Cheers!
In lieu of naked pics, I give you "el copter".Donnie, what the fuck?
Revising join dates requires a couple of nude pics through PM.
Don't lower the price of special favours like that, you cheap slut.
Cheers!
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NO!
I mean, uh... those were sent through PRIVATE Messaging.
We have no business seeing 'em. Please.
Cheers!
I can neither read nor write. My former absurd proclamation stands.NO!
I mean, uh... those were sent through PRIVATE Messaging.
We have no business seeing 'em. Please.
Cheers!
As does the poll question... adminirator.
Last time... view him while he's hot:
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rep whore
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Don't fuck with Barbie, Vittles.
I was in the Army, I can kick your ass!
I'll attach your head to your dick & make it spin!
Cheers!
iwannakate...
He'll never leave home again...
The name is BARBIE, peepee eater.
And then he can post all day. That'll boost his post count & rep.
Cheers!
Ssshhh...I'm trying to peddle some influence here. Like that guy, what's his name...Oh who cares. This thread is about ME! So everybody get to voting before I go nuts! Again!The name is BARBIE, peepee eater.
And then he can post all day. That'll boost his post count & rep.
Cheers!
you should see iusedta get all hot and bothered over a pic of my feet in heels...
talkin' IMPACT!
Wait, what? You walk around in heels?
I never saw your feet, dude. You probably sent those to someone else. Thank Mohammed for small miracles.
And I didn't usedta. I still do.
Cheers!
Focus, people, fuck us - I mean focus!! We're waging a...dare I say it..Jihad here!! (What - you thought I was gonna say Crusade?) It's time to shove this campaign right in the pooper of everybody who said we wouldn't get this far!
grate, LOG OFF and CLEAR COOKIES!!!
Well, I was trying to avoid the whole mess of another Jihad.
But apparently, they are not listening to our extremely reasonable demands.
We may have to stock up for another few months of board-shaking shenanigans. Double up on the 40s & fried chicken...
I ask you, how can we all get along under these conditions? We can't! And who's to blame? Obama!
Cheers!
Get ready! Dieter tipped back a few Das Boots.The shirts are being printed as we speak...
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
Oh quit your whining. Gar ain't around to turn us in.
I cunt wait for winter, when we get to walk around in our snazi new Hugo Boss uniforms.
Cheers!
I have just received audio from my first campaign appearance!! There was video but we can't show it to you due to, uh, legal reasons and stuff. Something about the FBI...yadda yadda...privacy...blah blah blah...
Just listen to it!! I'm like....well, you know.
Yes ladies, we have tasteful, sexy & no nonsense uniforms for you too.
Natalya here is modelling our new feminine line. 50% off suggested retail price!!!
Join us & you too can look this good.
Cheers!
Ooh...the new summer line just came in!Yes ladies, we have tasteful, sexy & no nonsense uniforms for you too.
Natalya here is modelling our new feminine line. 50% off suggested retail price!!!
Join us & you too can look this good.
Cheers!
Golden boy's private security force has ways of making you talk.
Now, some of you have asked what I can do to bring Hope and Change to the Army. And to that I say, Ask not what your Admin can do for you - ask what you can do for your Admin! For the mighty power of Hope can only bring about Change if you do what your Admin commands you to do! I will not ask you to do anything that I have not already done in YOUR name. Yea, I hath been to the edge. And I stoodeth and lookedeth down. I lost a lotta friends there baby...But I digress....
So I say to you, my loyal followers, to the fence sitters, while you're out there sittin' on a fence, and to those who have yet to pledge allegiance to the Stallion...I say to you: You don't know the power of the Dark Side, I mean come into the light! Follow me into a brave, shining future! Follow me and I will show you a better tomorrow! Follow me and I will stop sending you naked toilet pics of Izzy!! It's time to sharpen the torches! Who's with me?!!!!
If you can't drink your whiskey straight, turn around and get the fuck outta here! LET'S TEAR THIS PLAY HOUSE DOWN!
They are celebrating Golden Boy all around the world!
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Bottoms Up! No not your glass honey. Your ass!
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I'm very big with the Albanian members here...
Albanian women love "The Stallion". The men want to be him. That's what you get from eating intensified beef products!
Vote for Donny and then get the hell outta the way! Da boss is coming through!
That's right, Higgins!! As soon as Von puts that robe on me, man, I'm gonna be a four wheeled, nitro burning, fire coming out of my ass sumbitch!! We're gonna ride this thing all the way to the moon!!
And now, a word from my First Lady...
kristy will be disappointed
I usually disappoint her at least once every other day...But she knows she has my undying love.
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