One more reason to shit on walmart

[Kristy]

As many of you know, I find Walmart to be one of the most disgusting abominations in the history of mankind. Cheesy, cheap plastic shitty "bargains" that are anything but; the endless F A T white trash clientele; and their fucking surveillance of you in your decaying suburban neighborhoods but now they have gone too far.

What am I talking about? Well, I'll tell you cretin what I'm talking about:


A friend of mine's son collects die cast cars particularity from a company known as M2 Machines. Yes, they are cheap, cheap as in shitty diecast metal cars that are made in China so you know they have led paint, made by slave labor and are an environmentally toxic to manufacture but who cares...it's a friggin' toy.

So seeing as it's this kid birthday coming up in August I'd figure I go out an buy one. Well, Toys Can Blow Us used to carry them but no longer. Oh no, Walmart muscled in and cut off that pipeline this making M2 only available at their white trash sterile shopping shitholes. Seeing I will never step foot in a fucking Walmart (and have not since 2009) that kid can go screw himself. This is why $15 iTunes gift cards are so convenient. Nothing says you're pretty fucking cheap (especially at Christmas time) than a iTunes gift card.

I did find a company called "Sun Star" which is also Chinese made junk but more expensive and more detailed.


Kind of cool if you are into this shit. Fuck that kid, I might buy one of these for myself and hide my weed in the trunk all gangsta stylee. I'm such a bitch.

[Kristy]

Second thought, I might save my money for the new Hugo Boss 2014 fall line.

[DONNIEP]

Second thought, I might save my money for the new Hugo Boss 2014 fall line.

Good God she is hotter than the handles on the gates to hell.

[Anonymous]

Good God she is hotter than the handles on the gates to hell.

She really isn't. It's the uniform.

Just to be clear, I would. But she has to be in uniform until I'm too excited to care.

And Vandy, ain't no way she's 12. 'Dis here's a full grown woman. You do know they make them younger than 52, right?

Cheers!

[vandeleur]

She really isn't. It's the uniform.

Just to be clear, I would. But she has to be in uniform until I'm too excited to care.

And Vandy, ain't no way she's 12. 'Dis here's a full grown woman. You do know they make them younger than 52, right?

Cheers!

You still pissed at the tuck in comment

[Anonymous]

You still pissed at the tuck in comment

Which one? There's a lot of talk about tuck-ins around here. I don't see why.

Cheers!

[Nitro Express]

She really isn't. It's the uniform.

Just to be clear, I would. But she has to be in uniform until I'm too excited to care.

And Vandy, ain't no way she's 12. 'Dis here's a full grown woman. You do know they make them younger than 52, right?

Cheers!

Lose the dress keep the jack boots. Get ready honey. I'm going to shoot you with my love luger.

[Nitro Express]

Second thought, I might save my money for the new Hugo Boss 2014 fall line.

There you go. You soon will turn Walmarts all over the country into a glorious trap. Bait the human debris with cheap Chinese crap, greet them in a fake ass way (Arbeit Macht Frei!) close the doors and gas the fucking joint. The final solution to white trash.

[Kristy]

A man of fashion is a man of taste

"Walmart MUST die!"

[Nitro Express]

A man of fashion is a man of taste

"Walmart MUST die!"

She has a halo around her head. The Lord sure does work in mysterious ways. GOTT MIT UNS?

[Kristy]

She has a halo around her head. The Lord sure does work in mysterious ways. GOTT MIT UNS?

That is some terrible photoshopping.

[vandeleur]

Second one is hot the first one is about 12 ya weirdos

[DONNIEP]

Second one is hot the first one is about 12 ya weirdos

I've seen her papers, all is in order. But you...I think a little time away at Camp Kristy might straighten out your attitude...

[vandeleur]

I've seen her papers, all is in order. But you...I think a little time away at Camp Kristy might straighten out your attitude...

They ain't papers it's her homework ... Ya Charlie Chester

[DONNIEP]

Where do I sign up??

[Kristy]

Check it out - Hugo Boss definitely knows how to accessorize!



Okay, I'll stop.

[Nitro Express]

Check it out - Hugo Boss definitely knows how to accessorize!



Okay, I'll stop.

She's in troop 101. Man. Our scout uniforms were never that cool

[vandeleur]

Come on kristy post more , Donniep ain't finished

[Kristy]

Nobody finds this shit to be a little bit offensive? Wow.

[DONNIEP]

Nobody finds this shit to be a little bit offensive? Wow.

Highly! You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, lusting after these overtly sexy, extremely hot chicks dressed up like extras from an Indiana Jones movie!

[Nitro Express]

Well them Nazis were always into putting lots of shit on their uniforms.

[Kristy]

Look on line for a movie called Legenda powraca: Hans Kloss if you need your Nazi fix.

[Nitro Express]

Look on line for a movie called Legenda powraca: Hans Kloss if you need your Nazi fix.

I watch twisted shit like Closely Watched Trains. It's where my stamping fetish came from.

[Kristy]

So anyway....Walmart.

[chefcraig]

So anyway....Walmart.

This is why I shop at Target, aside from the fact it's closer and easier to park...

[Nitro Express]

This is why I shop at Target, aside from the fact it's closer and easier to park...

If you hit that blob with a baseball bat it probably would break the bat.

[Warham]

This is why I shop at Target, aside from the fact it's closer and easier to park...

Looks like he's reaching for some Pepsi One.

[DONNIEP]

[Nitro Express]

Shit Happens.

[Anonymous]

Shit Happens.

Oh yeah. That's fucking smart. Hold the piñata that a blindfolded guy is going to hit with a baseball bat.

When I watch shit like this, I only think one thing... I wish this would happen ALL the time to these people. Unfortunately, many get away with their stupidity & others have to suffer for it.

Cheers!

[Nitro Express]

Oh yeah. That's fucking smart. Hold the piñata that a blindfolded guy is going to hit with a baseball bat.

When I watch shit like this, I only think one thing... I wish this would happen ALL the time to these people. Unfortunately, many get away with their stupidity & others have to suffer for it.

Cheers!

She seemed like a nice girl. Oh well this is a world of shit happens and if you are stupid, more shit happens. Life is easier if you aren't stupid.

[Anonymous]

Life is easier if you aren't stupid.

Simple. Short. Deep.

Signature material.

Cheers!

[VAiN]

I took this at the Wal Mart up the street from my place. This is why I hate Wal Mart. It's a freak show.

[DLR Bridge]

It's a freak show.

That's actually my favorite part! Love people watching.

[VAiN]

That's actually my favorite part! Love people watching.

Don't get me wrong, I do too! But actually buying anything there is painful. The checkout lines are a no-mans land..

[Kristy]

I took this at the Wal Mart up the street from my place. This is why I hate Wal Mart. It's a freak show.

Yes it is.

[VAiN]

[Nitro Express]

Damn. They sell the 40's cheap at Wall-Mart so you can pour one in each hand on them juicy twerking cock mitts.

[ashstralia]

Sexual chocolate!

[ashstralia]

Do your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?