I do all of that before I wake up in the morning...Originally Posted by Nitro Express
I do all of that before I wake up in the morning...
I ate an ostrich once.
It wasn't great.
It's gonna be harder for kids to not be little pugsly's. We used to play outside until you were in trouble and had to go home . Just kicking a ball round a field . My kids only talk to their mates on xbox or facetime.
I have made them both do sports outside of school , both do TKD so hopefully they will keep it up through adulthood.
fuck your fucking framing
I rarely eat the big pancake breakfast. I don't eat much breakfast at all. Mostly fruit, yogurt, and a bagel.
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
Buffalo burgers are awesome...
Similar to a regular burger, just a bit drier in some cases...
Ive seen it on a menu but I think I bottled it ( read wasnt pissed enough)
That's a brilliant idea.
Go for a 5 mile run before you wake up.
You should sell that on InfoWars to the other sheep as a workout program.
Poof!
Don't flatter yourself...
Think they'd believe it ??
Which bit you referring to , the bottling it or not being pissedPoof!
Emu meat is good...
We used to play this game called pom pom while waiting for the school bus. There was this grass field and you had kids on both sides of it and someone would yell pom pom! You tried to get to the other side without getting tackled. Whoever got a member of their team to the other side first won the bout. We had our fair share of injuries playing it.
I've never had it but I know there are farmers that raise them.
Those folk believe fucking anything as long as it makes them feel special.
That's the problem with bison. You can dry it out. The best burger I ever had was at a place in Montana called Bullwinkles and it was all bison. I haven't had one since that beat it.
Yeah, I never liked that kind of stuff. Chocolate chip pancakes and junk like that. And the restaurants here really crank up the portions for breakfast menu items. My kid and I go up to the mountains several times a year for long weekends and a lot of the restaurants up there have breakfast buffets and holy hell do the people load up. I don't know how they eat all that stuff and then spend the day walking around and shopping and doing all the touristy stuff. Hell, they probably can't after eating three plates of food.
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
I like to workout in the morning. No interruptions.
Is that code for a wank
My main gripe with restaurants is the portion sizes. They are HUGE! I mean it's not even funny. I always go home with a doggy box.
Why not? The pecker is up ready to go in the morning.Is that code for a wank
My kid hates being inside. And she doesn't do social media like a lot of her friends so she's not tied to her phone or ipod or ipad. Matter of fact the main thing she uses them for is reading. She's really conscious about what she eats too and on the days she's stuck here she gets on the treadmill and pounds out a couple miles. But she's always been active. I'd hate to have a fat kid. Could you imagine having to take a fat kid out in public? Man that would suck. That might be as bad as having an ugly kid.
When do you eat it?
If they brought out 2 buckets of fries would you feel obliged to eat them all?
I think that's part of it. Getting over the natural human thing that you need to eat what is put in front of you never mind the portion like a dog.
Most kids are naturally active. I think lazy parents make lazy kids.
LOL you are a terrible person and anyway fat is worse because it's their own fault plus someone with an amazing body is still hot no matter how ugly but a big flabby thing is that no matter how pretty they would be if they weren't.
It's all degrees of course...
That's part of it. When I was a kid we were told to "clean your plate" because there wasn't gonna be anything else until the next meal. We weren't poor, but there wasn't a lot of snack/junk food in the house. So you ate what was put in front of you and went back outside to raise hell and play. But nowadays when I go out to eat, I almost never finish the meal. It's just too damn much food. And the waiter/waitress is almost always surprised when we turn down dessert. I guess a lot of people eat dessert with meals. Growing up we almost never had any sort of dessert. And we never have it here at home now, well almost never.
I just want half or maybe a third and hey, that means the price should be half or two thirds less. The serving staff love the higher prices because they get bigger tips and one restaurant owner told me it's what the consumer wants. Well I don't want it and I don't want to look like 35% of the US population.
Sure modern medicine can prolong your life but if you fuck yourself up with bad eating habits it's not a quality life. Sitting in adult diapers for an extra few years with a fucked brain due to strokes isn't exactly the golden years.
Overeating is just as bad as all the other vices. Type 2 diabetes is the number one killer in the US. Heart disease is up there too. We are literally eating ourselves to death. Why? What's the thrill? If you want a thrill and want to kill yourself get a motorcycle and ride like a maniac! Hell become a rock star and spend all nine lives at once. Go for it! Be Kieth Moon have a good time and blow the works before you are 30. People will remember you.
Last edited by Nitro Express; 07-28-2014 at 09:31 PM.
Nope I work with a big women , who is super hot . weird , I know your gonna say am a chubby chaser but she is fantastic very very pretty.
But I think its because she dresses appropriatly ... if that makes sense.
If the place is called Bullwinkles, shouldn't they be serving mooseburgers?
On the other hand, there's Tatanka Burgers in Tacoma WA, just south of Point Defiance park. "Tatanka" being the Lakota people's name for the Buffalo, of course.
https://www.facebook.com/Tatankatakeout
A bit pricy, as far as take out burger joints go, but they are damn good!
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If you find fat women a turn on then you are going to be a super happy man because there are plenty to go around.
its unfortunate my post was followed by a one mentioning moose
I find pretty women prettyIf you find fat women a turn on then you are going to be a super happy man because there are plenty to go around.
Is her name Rosie?
Of course I was just about to say that.
You should see this new chick they hired at the office. I was outside on Friday, hitting the e cig, and this chick comes outside to smoke. Tight blue jeans, long slim stems, tight top and a killer rack and long bleached blonde hair. And of course I immediately start hitting on her and she turns around and she has a face that would kill the mightiest of boners. I mean just an old sea hag. What a disappointment.
you know what , am saying big on an american forum... she aint that BIG . More volup .......... who cares she has tits am not choosey
I fear you have a sensitive boner if a bit of ugly puts it off
I love that show The Office. It's funny because all the stuff is so true. LOL!
In real life of course this is an insanely dangerous topic to discuss in public.
Like for example your skinny girl when they get to 40 may go haggard and old looking especially if she smokes but that is no reason to go fat either.
Or that the obsessive about their weight girls are maybe less good in bed or less fun?
The whole thing is a minefield of generalizations and trueisms...
Drive her from the rear. Imagine her being someone else. Mr. Boner wont care then. But hey. She might fall in love and you will hate going to the office after. She's probably going to want More! More! More! and you will create an inter-office soap opera.I fear you have a sensitive boner if a bit of ugly puts it off
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