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Well exactly, she's probably skinny in US terms.
On vacation the other week there was an African American woman who I had to literally route plan around while catching a train in Italy. Instead of just passing her I had to turn 90 degrees to the left, walk for a while and then turn again to get around her.
It was extraordinary.
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Never seen The Office. But I can tell you this - you put 120 something people together in a building, working closely, day after day, and half of em are gonna be fucking each other. Married, not married, who cares. It's just how it is. And people say "Never dip your pen in the company ink". But I always said if the company is providing all this ink....
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Yea I know. The strangest things happen on business trips. Frankly I'm glad it's just me and some business partners. That office thing was plenty of fun when I was younger and not taken. I loved business trips then and there was no TSA bullshit.
Business trips are kind of like remote shoots in the movie industry. What happens on the shoot stays on the shoot.
I have friends who I don't understand how they can fuck.
I mean that mechanically. Of course maybe the guy is hung like an anteater...
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That was one of my better ones.
I was going to do the whole pizza delivery porn trope but kept on eating the pizzas.
My mom told me this story. There was this motel ran by the mob on I-84. They were running a whorehouse in the joint. There was this lady who was in my moms church quilting group. Everyone thought she was this conservative church going type. Anyways her husband bought a trick at the motel and when he met the trick for the night it was his wife. No shit. I don't know if she needed extra money or if she was living some sort of fantasy. Who knows. Can you imagine? LOL!
Yes, but when you get outside of that zip code anything goes. And how in the hell do you guys even get mail?? I send shit to Vandy and I'm shocked it ever gets there. His address is something like 69 Wankershire, Down The Street From The Pub, Newkie 36789 something or other. Can't you just have name, street number, town, zip code?
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Porn is a freak show.
wankershire
I don't usually read my mail.
It's all bills and life is too short to worry about such things.
Debbie Does Danishes, The Doughnuts in Miss Jones, and Behind The Pastry Door were some of my others.
I hope she at least took the Holy Underwear off while she was "working". Those things are frighteningly ugly, especially to non-Mormons who have never seen them before.
Where was this motel at? I stayed in a really odd motel off of I-84 once. Didn't see any hookers there, but I swear the room I slept in was a converted broom closet. I was too tired to give a shit by then, and back on the road at sunrise anyway......
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Well I thought it was funny. I had to Google "Classic porn titles." So...
Comes from all those years riding the short bus.
It was in Burley, Idaho. The place was called The Ponderossa. What's funny is another member of our church was an FBI Agent. He would mostly tail Russian agents when they came into the country. We were halfway between the Idaho Nuclear Engineering Laboratory and Hanford. The US Navy had it's nuclear propulsion laboratory at the Idaho facility and the Ruskies took a particular interest in that.
Anyways he was in charge of busting The Ponderossa. He said the head mob guy married the madam so she couldn't testify against him. He said justice was done because she was the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
I used to go on fishing and hunting trips with the guy. He wanted me to ride up with him to check on his cabin. He was old and starting to lose it. We are going in his car and he's loading like big rolls of rope and there are shovels and all this equipment in the trunk of his Crown Vic. He's going over a checklist and there's Federal Bureau of Investigation on the letter head. He's following an old FBI checklist. The more we drove the more I saw he thought he was still in the Bureau. LOL! He had this taxidermed cougar he was especially proud of because he took it with his service pistol. I was asking about the pistol and he pulled it out of a holster behind his back. He was packing and I didn't even know it. It was a snub Smith & Wesson 357. Old school.
All I know is we were ready for anything. There was more shit packed in that trunk than I ever thought you could cram into a Crown Vic trunk.
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The holy underwear keeps getting smaller. The thing is a church has to change with the times or it loses members. People just didn't want to wear long johns anymore. I'm waiting for the day they have holy temple G Strings.
I mean they keep changing the temple ceremony. It used to be incredibly sexist. Women were pretty much property of their husbands and they made fun of Catholic priests. Oh and you swore masonic death oaths. That's all gone.
The day they have a black apostle is when they have the holy G stings. The day they have an openly gay apostle is the day hell freezes over.
The best way to describe Mormonism is it's bastardized free masonry. Take some american prodestantism, mix in some Swedenborgism, mix in some free masonry and some creative license from Joseph Smith and walla. Mormonism.
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