Nigerian Spam goes Religious??

[FORD]

Normally the spam filter just flushes these things before I see them, but once a month or so, I check the spam inbox at random just to make sure nothing legit got there by mistake.

I think this one was supposed to go to ELVIS.......

Calvary Greetings in the name of our lord Jesus Christ our savior! 30/07/2014


Mrs Debbie Freeman <debbiefreeman@yahoo.co.uk>

Jul 30 (1 day ago)




Calvary Greetings in the name of our lord Jesus Christ our savior.

My name is Ms. Debbie Freeman, wife to the late Gerald Cart from Europe, I am old i have no family no kids, I lost my husband and my only two kids in a motor accident five years ago it's so sad for me right now, I am very ill with cancer, doctors says I have short time to live, I have decided to give my wealth to an honest person that can use it to glorify the name of the lord.


After I received instruction from my God to use this fund to do GODS work and to give to charity, I prayed to God for direction and he has been directing me. I told God that i want a ministry, or an honest person who will spend the fund for things that will glorify His name.

This revelation came after my conversion from sinner to a Born Again Christian. I received Christ and I found out that a sinner has no place in the kingdom of God. I never had rest of mind, I seek God for forgiveness and he revealed to me that I will only have rest of mind if I serve him with all my wealth and he will bless me mightily.

It was when I received Christ that I realized the meaning of going to heaven. I need to make heaven; I don't want to perish in hell fire. As my level of Christianity was increasing, I understood that the wealth of sinners is acquired for the just. God opened my eyes to the book of Ecclesiastes 6, verses 1 & 2. Read this scripture and you will understand that there are people in this world that God gave the grace to acquire wealth yet God did not give them the grace to enjoy the wealth.

I happened to fall into the same category now it is the wish of God. When God revealed to me to use my wealth to do his work, I understood that God was testing me like He tested Abraham and other men of God. Abraham needed a child and God asked him to use his only son for sacrifice, Abraham was faithful. He obeyed and God made him father of many nations.

After the death of my late husband and when I was told about my illness I have to sell all our properties which amounted to about $5.5million which I deposited in Security and Finance Company for safety purpose if anything happen to me this funds will be impounded can you use this funds for the kingdoms work and for charity purpose.

AWAIT YOUR PROMPT REPLY.
In His Service,
Ms. Debbie Freeman

[ashstralia]

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[Seshmeister]

When you read a stupid email like this then you have to consider that they maybe aren't that as stupid as they first appear.

There is a game theory thing going on. They aren't interested in fooling people initially and then getting told to fuck off. It actually makes sense for them to send emails which are stupid because if they do get a reply they know they have a gullible bozo rather than wasting time on the people that would never pay up.

[SunisinuS]

When you read a stupid email like this then you have to consider that they maybe aren't that as stupid as they first appear.

There is a game theory thing going on. They aren't interested in fooling people initially and then getting told to fuck off. It actually makes sense for them to send emails which are stupid because if they do get a reply they know they have a gullible bozo rather than wasting time on the people that would never pay up.

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[Nitro Express]

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[Seshmeister]

Your ideas intrigue me may I subscribe to your newsletter?

You already have...

[ELVIS]

I told you not to flatter yourself...

You don't have news or a letter...

Maybe you should pray to Vanna White...

[Seshmeister]

Is that another one of the voices in your head?

[ELVIS]

Is that another one of the voices in your head?

I have no voices in my head, only songs, guitar riffs and solos...

God speaks to my heart though, through obedience...