Sophia Bush pays tribute to rock band Van Halen

[DONNIEP]

he's lying

Not this time.

[Von Halen]

he's lying

He didn't miss church?

[Jesus Christ]

I know that. I'm the Son of God, I know everything.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I know that. I'm the Son of God, I know everything.

guess a number...

[DONNIEP]

guess a number...

37 - Did I win?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

37 - Did I win?

sshhhhh, waitin' on christ

[Jesus Christ]

It better not be 666!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i already forgot

fine, it was 37

[DONNIEP]

It better not be 666!

See - Jesus even has a sense of humor. I don't know why Elvis doesn't like him...

Jesus, I have a serious question. When you come back, which Rolex will you be wearing?

[ZahZoo]

senor zoo?

I'm older and better looking!!

Vonzie ain't got it...

I'm even older than Ford's silly religious aliases!!

[Kristy]

I know that. I'm the Son of God, I know everything.

So is OverPayton Manning going to choke this year? You should know since so many wife beaters in the NFL give thanks to you.

[Kristy]

See - Jesus even has a sense of humor. I don't know why Elvis doesn't like him...

Jesus, I have a serious question. When you come back, which Rolex will you be wearing?

The Lord wears a $800,000 Patek Philippe (vintage, of course)

[DONNIEP]

Ugh, I hope not. I don't like all those complications.

[Kristy]

Screw you. That's a beautiful watch.

[Jesus Christ]

See - Jesus even has a sense of humor. I don't know why Elvis doesn't like him...

Jesus, I have a serious question. When you come back, which Rolex will you be wearing?

When I come back, it will be the End of The World. Why the Hell would I need a watch??

[DONNIEP]

When I come back, it will be the End of The World. Why the Hell would I need a watch??

Because you're Jesus and you should look really cool. Duh. I'm thinking a full gold 36mm Day-Date. On a presidential bracelet, of course.

[Nitro Express]

The Lord wears a $800,000 Patek Philippe (vintage, of course)

That is a nice watch.

[Jesus Christ]

Time - as ye measure it on Earth - hath no meaning in Heaven, so we hath no need for watches up here. I do wish I had one the last time I was on Earth though. So I could have told My disciples when exactly to NOT fall asleep on Me in the garden of Gethsemane.

[Jesus Christ]

So is OverPayton Manning going to choke this year? You should know since so many wife beaters in the NFL give thanks to you.

Verily, he shall choketh in the playoffs, as usual.

[twonabomber]

You'd fuck a prairie dog hole if you could get away with it, Von.

What do you mean, he WOULD?

The Lord wears a $800,000 Patek Philippe (vintage, of course)

I talked to Patek the other day. I had to call the IT help line at work.

[Nitro Express]

Is is raining? Thought I heard thunder.


Never mind, just some untalented Hollywood actress walking by.

She looks like expensive Wal-Mart trash.

[Seshmeister]

People say the site is dead but a TV actress(I hadn't heard of) wears a Van Halen T-shirt and we manage 60 posts in a day?

According to Wikki she's from Pasadena so maybe that is the connection...

[twonabomber]

I dig the bruises on her legs.

[Von Halen]

I dig the bruises on her legs.

She's got the kind of legs I like. Feet on one end, and pussy on the other!

[SunisinuS]

I dig the bruises on her legs.

I wanted to post about that earlier...but yea...of course those are two hand grips with thumb bruises....I hope the dude was wearing a helmet as well...otherwise she probably broke his glasses.

[Nitro Express]

She's got the kind of legs I like. Feet on one end, and pussy on the other!

Journey to Sophia's bush.

[ZahZoo]

Let's see her tits!

Best I could find... I guess they needed a large picture to fit them in...

[CVH Rulz]

People say the site is dead but a TV actress(I hadn't heard of) wears a Van Halen T-shirt and we manage 60 posts in a day?

According to Wikki she's from Pasadena so maybe that is the connection...

She probably doesn't even know who they are...young actresses wearing the retro tees is a fading trend...she's behind the times. She'll be going vegan next...'cause that just makes you so edgy and interesting, you know! LOL. Celebs are always good for a laugh.

[Nitro Express]

She probably doesn't even know who they are...young actresses wearing the retro tees is a fading trend...she's behind the times. She'll be going vegan next...'cause that just makes you so edgy and interesting, you know! LOL. Celebs are always good for a laugh.

In ten years vegan will be out and bacon and peanut butter sandwiches will be in. Things always come full circle when tends are concerned.

[DONNIEP]

In ten years vegan will be out and bacon and peanut butter sandwiches will be in. Things always come full circle when tends are concerned.

No joke. Guess what's popular with the kids right now? Acid washed jeans. My kid thought it was some new thing, lol. Man, I sure as hell hope all that tie dyed crap doesn't come back in fashion. God I hate that crap.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

No joke. Guess what's popular with the kids right now? Acid washed jeans. My kid thought it was some new thing, lol. Man, I sure as hell hope all that tie dyed crap doesn't come back in fashion. God I hate that crap.

this kinda looks good tho...

tye die.jpg

[DONNIEP]

this kinda looks good tho...

tye die.jpg

Oh yeah, I can personally attest that it is freaking awesome. Believe it or not, the best tie dyed cheesecake I ever had was at Disney World. I think they put Obama Crack in it.

[vandeleur]

She's got the kind of legs I like. Feet on one end, and pussy on the other!

That's funny