So is ELVIS leaving on the 16th?
It would seem to be the obvious choice.
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
or april 1st..or would that be too obvious....Originally Posted by FORD
I want my music waking up the dead.....dont tell me to turn it down
That was four months ago...
My cure for depression is titties. I've never seen a man yet where seeing some nice big tits doesn't cheer him up.
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
haha...does that work for gay men too or.....
Only if they are into trannies. Or "bears" with big ol' hairy man boobs.
Possibly. Some swing both ways. Hey if they are a tranny they will appreciate a nice pair of tits admiring and wishing they had them themselves.
He should have broken his fingers and ripped out his larynx. I never liked that prick either.
Robin. Put the knife down. Put your belt back on. Oh yeah she's nice! Check out them nipples! Oh I see you smiling like a cheshire cat now. Ok dude. Grab your wallet. We are hitting the strip clubs all night long. Who needs fucking Prozac?
Seems like it should say run over not ran over I'm no english major.
so the end times will happen on or before march 31 2015....interesting...
Back in the old Slawterhouse days there was a DJ that would post by the name of Carol Springer. She interviewed Sting and she came into the room with a dozen roses for him. She said he just threw the flowers on the floor and was a complete prick. After she told her story on what a prick Gordon really was in person. We made all sorts of Sting jokes that were pretty funny.
A Satan worshiping friend of mine said the catholic church screwed up and the Gregorian calendar is three years off. December 21, 2015 is when the end will come, not December 21, 2012. So go to Sam's Club and buy lots of pork and beans and toilet paper.
Don't make this guys mistake. When the end comes party like it's 1999 or something like that. All these end dates come and go and confuse the shit out of me.
Last edited by Nitro Express; 08-13-2014 at 05:01 PM.
Were in the end times now...
Open your eyes...
Jesus is coming! He's coming to kick some ass!
I wonder if anyone said the Titanic sinking was a hoax when it happened.
Either him or you is getting your stories mixed up. The Gregorian calendar has been said to be off by 3 years, but it would be in the other direction, i.e Jesus born in 3 B.C. Meaning that if the Mayan calendar apocalypse was going to happen, and comply with other calendars, it would have been 12/21/2009, not 12/21/2015.
Reality though is that the world ended December 12, 2000. Because nothing made a whole Hell of a lot of sense after that, and it seems like some sort of tribulation began when those 5 BCE fucks overthrew the election process. Only thing is, the tribulation (at least as the Bible described it) was supposed to be 7 years, and it's nearly doubled that.
Are you on medication ??
Don't I wish...... So-called "legal" weed in this state has been a fucking cruel joke so far.
No such thing as legal weed in this country...
The "legal" weed here kicks ass but I suppose things will change if it really becames legal here too. I'm prepared to deal with that scenario if it arises. I might even profit from it.Don't I wish...... So-called "legal" weed in this state has been a fucking cruel joke so far.
10 years ago I would have said Robin Williams should have smoked more bud and he wouldn't have been so damn depressed but I've smoked some really potent shit in the last couple years that might have made a less mentally stable person than myself nut up. Gave me a paranoid/depressed high I really don't care for. I stick to slightly less potent weed now. It's cheaper too.
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Your sentiments don't mix with your statements of dabbling. You're a stoner. I felt that way about "legal" weed out here when it first came around. Now it's a dependable no hassle way to score decent smoke for a decent price.Don't I wish...... So-called "legal" weed in this state has been a fucking cruel joke so far.
Sometimes weed works for depression, sometimes it doesn't. I used to work with this chick who was seriously depressed. She was also a big time stoner. It wasn't helping her. Or if it was, then I would hate to imagine how bad she would have been without it.
I haven't talked to her in years, but supposedly she was doing much better, once she moved back to her native Alaska. Seems counter-intuitive considering it's dark up there for 6 months out of the year, and sunlight is something you really need if you're depressed.
He is on his Who 1982 farewell tour.So, is you're old g'bye thread going to be re-opened, or are you just going to pepper your 'fond farewells' throughout the whole joint?
Don't tell Kristy that!
Remember when David said, years ago, that Edward was being chased by something ? Creative people are chased by the flow of information coming in.They have to try and discipline their mind, to learn how to channel and divert it like David has so successfully done. Of course, depression is not uncommon in these types of people. Robin decided to stop the noise.
I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault, and I have no faults - DLR
This reminded me of a Doug Stanhope quote.
“America may be the best country, but that’s like being the prettiest Denny’s waitress. Just because you’re the best doesn’t make you good.”
Well what do you expect. The story came from Satan. You know what a liar and trixter he is.Either him or you is getting your stories mixed up. The Gregorian calendar has been said to be off by 3 years, but it would be in the other direction, i.e Jesus born in 3 B.C. Meaning that if the Mayan calendar apocalypse was going to happen, and comply with other calendars, it would have been 12/21/2009, not 12/21/2015.
Reality though is that the world ended December 12, 2000. Because nothing made a whole Hell of a lot of sense after that, and it seems like some sort of tribulation began when those 5 BCE fucks overthrew the election process. Only thing is, the tribulation (at least as the Bible described it) was supposed to be 7 years, and it's nearly doubled that.
So, this is what you get when you look up pretty Denny's waitresses....
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I've been waited on by purtier.
Anyway..
This is the funniest scene that Robin Williams was in. It's from the 1991 Bobcat Goldthwait movie "Shakes The Clown" and he plays a Mime instructor. Almost pissed my pants laughing when I first saw it.
I am sorry that I am so crass that I remember suicide mimes but my mother was picked out of a crowd at Sea World as a mime was working up the crowd...they made her do all that chuck did...lol my mom did the mime bit so well. Bi Polar is so fun. She was a big titted lady... lol reminds now of what Robin Said about how he and his mom played together. Have not talked to my sister since this new debate about suicide happened. I need to.
Thanks for putting up with me. I can see again how hard this is on families. Your pms have meant a lot. I hope that as this fades again into the background...and the hurt stops....that you think about people that feel...and their feelings can't stop. They can't sleep. And joy seems the farthest thing on the horizon. You cannot talk them out of it...they cannot talk themselves out of it. But the will rules us. Just remember how they loved you.
Last edited by SunisinuS; 08-14-2014 at 01:05 AM. Reason: My real name is Chuck. I am not ashamed of my mother...and will always love her. It was nice to think that her and Robin loved to entertain. I love you Mom.
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
Stupid website...
Last edited by ELVIS; 08-14-2014 at 01:23 AM.
Hmmm...
...my great granny said the same thing to me....when I was a little kid...guess she really meant her end times....
...and my eyes are open...and they see very clearly...that you have replaced a drinking and drugging habit with a religious one....
That's not Jesus! That's Desmond from LOST. How the hell did he get off the island?
Talk about touching the lives of others. If you don't tear up reading this, there's something wrong with you
http://www.koko.org/koko-tribute-robin-williams
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
It's an ego thing, people like to think that the world will end on their watch otherwise their utter insignificance as one of 100 billion apes that have clung to a rock in the middle of vast emptiness for a while and then died can be a little difficult to get your head around.
Yeah, and you should repent and acknowledge the one true living God...It's an ego thing
But the LORD is the true God, he is the living God, and an everlasting king: at his wrath the earth shall tremble, and the nations shall not be able to abide his indignation.
Jeremiah 10:10
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