The only FAUX News anchor with a functioning brain is still a fucking arrogant cunt

[Nitro Express]

Shep Smith really has no right to call anybody else a coward. After marriage equality became legal in several states, he reportedly planned on coming out (everybody at FAUX is well aware of his orientation, and his boyfriend is a FAUX producer). He let Roger Ailes slam the closet door in his face, claiming that "our audience isn't ready for a gay anchor". Shep caved. Who's the coward.... the man who suffered from an illness, or the man who puts his paycheck above his integrity?

LOL! I was just joking about Shep being gay but my gaydar was pinging a bit. Wouldn't it be a hoot if his lover turned out to be Bill O'Riley. Shep! I want you to come over here and fuck me up my Irish asshole. Hey Bill. You are an Irish asshole.

[ELVIS]

Do you people think about anything other than perverted sex ??

[Von Halen]

Do you people think about anything other than perverted sex ??

We think about how fucking crazy you are.

[VetteLS5]

We think about how fucking crazy you are.

[Nitro Express]

Do you people think about anything other than perverted sex ??

Actually. I was thinking about vibrating anal beads at the moment.

[DONNIEP]

Sorry man... I hate to bring it up... being you get all sensitive and shit... but, remember you didn't get enough votes to be an admin here. So you can't go bossin around the Hoople-Heads™ like you be the chief mofo in charge.

Maybe if you bribe Vonzie... he'll make you honorary Queen Shit for a Day or some other ceremonial position of stature...

My second duty as an admin, after I ban Warf, will be to lock you in Gay City. It'll be our new forum where we can make fun of IT fags!

[Seshmeister]

I've been saying for ages we should have a LGBT forum to bring in the 'pink posters'.

[DONNIEP]

I've been saying for ages we should have a LGBT forum to bring in the 'pink posters'.

Will there be naked pics of hot Lezbos in steamy action??

[fraroc]

Will there be naked pics of hot Lezbos in steamy action??

Lesbians are part of the acronym so hell yeah!

[Seshmeister]

Will there be naked pics of hot Lezbos in steamy action??

Inevitably.

[DONNIEP]

Inevitably.

Let Elvis mod that forum. He'd like that.

[Seshmeister]

I'm worried it may turn him, he seems a bit obsessed with the whole business.

[ELVIS]

We think about how fucking crazy you are.

Good...

You're starting to wake up...

Stay on the narrow path...

[Nickdfresh]

How do you respect a dick sucking, self righteous queer ??

I doubt Williams was a coward though...

It takes balls to kill yourself...

I think he was just a life long junky riddled with guilt for making bad choices in life...

I feel sorry and offer prayers for his soul as well as his obviously heart broken family...

I wasted many years with drugs and alcohol and I thank God for rescuing me...

And I thank God I wasn't wealthy like Robin...

That's a bad bad place to be...

You're an unemployable cunt leeching off his wife's family, but I guess that makes you holier than now you dumb fucking cunt...

Congratulations on being "clean and sober" BTW!

[ZahZoo]

My second duty as an admin, after I ban Warf, will be to lock you in Gay City. It'll be our new forum where we can make fun of IT fags!

Just remember... if it wasn't for us IT Fags™ you Nimrods™ wouldn't have this technology enabling your sick obsession with virtual ball touching day and night!!