New Ted Nugent with Derek St Holmes...

[Kristy]

See? Total blooz singer. The real deal!


F A T thighs and check out that Satanic gesturing/posturing. Just like your buddy Ted used to do.

[Kristy]

Yeah, but you have to admit that the drummer is somewhat hot.

Eh, no. But I will go a little off my usual self here and say something positive about Ted's drummer....um...well, he can keep better time than Ringo.

[Nickdfresh]

You know, when your generational "rock stars" relics start becoming more than highly embarrassing parodies of themselves, it is way past time to get off the stage - for good. That dude looks like he is one half-step away from permanent homelessness and chronic alcoholism. Plus, the dude just looks gross.

It's funny because most of the staff there are women under 30, maybe most of them under 25. I tried to explain who he was and some got the Ted Nugent connection, but then I barely knew who he was because I had no ideal Nugent had a lead singer after that first band he was in with the "Journey to the Center of the Mind" song or whatever...

[Kristy]

It's funny because most of the staff there are women under 30, maybe most of them under 25. I tried to explain who he was and some got the Ted Nugent connection, but then I barely knew who he was because I had no ideal Nugent had a lead singer after that first band he was in with the "Journey to the Center of the Mind" song or whatever...

Nope. Nothing "funny" about that. When talking to women 30 and under in shit white trash dive bars where Ted resides his career these days, ask them who Arcade Fire is and I'll bet you $100 they will know who you are talking about.

[Kristy]

Now that I think about it, Ted is the white man's burden of Chuck Berry. They both have a thing for poop and underage girls.

[chefcraig]

It's funny because most of the staff there are women under 30, maybe most of them under 25. I tried to explain who he was and some got the Ted Nugent connection, but then I barely knew who he was because I had no ideal Nugent had a lead singer after that first band he was in with the "Journey to the Center of the Mind" song or whatever...

Ted was a bonehead. After the Amboy Pukes broke up, he started a little food truck selling buffalo tacos, yet gave up three weeks later in order to return to music.

(Of course, this is an alternative narrative, yet by the same token, I personally would have preferred swallowing some dozens of meaty tacos served in a Nugent chain restaurant over the years rather than absorb the swill he has put out since Double Live Gonzo! in 1978.)

Still like listening to the guy, in that somewhat ashamed way one remembers Andrew Dice Clay.

[Kristy]

Still like listening to the guy, in that somewhat ashamed way one remembers Andrew Dice Clay.

Or in the way people like the sound of garbage trucks running over small animals.

[chefcraig]

Or in the way people like the sound of garbage trucks running over small animals.

SSSSHHH...you have just given away the heretofore unknown secret nature of Ted's guitar tone!

[binnie]

I love the music Ted made in the '70s, but his new album is tired, tired, tired. Just like most of the records he's made in recent years.

[Mushroom]

Pentatonic masturbation

it's so.....

Ordinary

Give it a rest Ted

[SunisinuS]

Eh, no. But I will go a little off my usual self here and say something positive about Ted's drummer....um...well, he can keep better time than Ringo.

I do like it when you like the drummer...and are positive. Saw a fucking hot chick this week with a T-shirt that said "Kindness is free". Fucking something that other lead singers of VH never got. If you say something mean I will punch you in the mouth don't get me wrong. I am thinking after this week of growing a mustache and joining the Police Academy.

[ashstralia]

Fucking hell, that's embarrassing me that I'm the same species as these complete fucking arse clowns...

[Von Halen]

The drummer Kris-ty is in love with, is "Wild" Mick Brown, from Dokken.

He got a DUI in a golf cart a few years ago.

[Seshmeister]

'Wild' Mick Brown of Ted Nugent's Band Arrested in Golf Cart DUI



http://www.billboard.com/articles/ne...-golf-cart-dui

Police: Dokken Co-Founder Shoved a Security Officer During Backstage Joyride With Two Females

Ted Nugent's drummer faces several charges after police in Bangor, Maine, say he was seen driving drunk in a golf cart stolen from a concert venue.

Officers working at Nugent's Sunday night concert at the city's waterfront pavilion were told that 55-year-old Mick Brown was intoxicated, had stolen the cart and was driving it recklessly on a foot path.

According to the Bangor Daily News, police officer Steve Jordan spotted Brown driving with two females on the cart and attempted to stop the drummer without success. When officers tried to stop the cart again, Brown sped past them and shoved a security officer. Two security officers then removed Brown from the cart, and he was arrested.

Brown, of Cave Creek, Ariz., was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, driving to endanger, theft and assault. He was released on $4,000 bail and is due back in court Aug. 15.

Dubbed "Wild" Mick in the metal community, Brown is best known as co-founder of 1980s hitmakers Dokken. He is also a member of Tooth & Nail with former Dokken guitarist George Lynch.

Nugent was in town as part of his tour with Styx and REO Speedwagon. The rocker's next date is set for Tuesday (July 10) in Boston.

[ELVIS]

You're a real piece of work...

That was years ago...

And your point is what exactly ??

That aging rock stars sometimes get drunk and take golf carts for a ride ??

You're an idiot...

[Von Halen]

Why are you being mean to Sesh?

[ELVIS]

Because he's a scourge to open discussion on any subject...

[Seshmeister]

You're a real piece of work...

That was years ago...

And your point is what exactly ??

That aging rock stars sometimes get drunk and take golf carts for a ride ??

You're an idiot...

Because he's a scourge to open discussion on any subject...

Hahaha.

At this point even you aren't reading your shit.

[ELVIS]

What would be the point ??

You've reduced this place to nothing...

[Seshmeister]

I've changed nothing apart from maybe being a bit more patient with you.

Under previous regimes you've usually been banned by this point.

[ELVIS]

Whatever, nanny...

Ban me...

You know you want to...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Whatever, nanny...

Ban me...

You know you want to...

be a man of your word

[Seshmeister]

Whatever, nanny...

Ban me...

You know you want to...

You're leaving tomorrow anyway.

[Von Halen]

You're leaving tomorrow anyway.

No he's not.

Stop being a bully.

[Angel]

ELVIS should leave the damn building already...

[Von Halen]

ELVIS should leave the damn building already...

You quit bullying Elvis too.

[ELVIS]

Let the dead bury the dead...

[binnie]

I don't think Elvis will leave tomorrow.

I think he'll surprise us by revealling that he's really Kristy......

[ELVIS]

No way...

My service is on borrowed time...

[vandeleur]

Bit gutted we know he had no tuner but his timing is off to , Elvis usually leaves the building on the 16th of August

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Bit gutted we know he had no tuner but his timing is off to , Elvis usually leaves the building on the 16th of August

you have dale disease

[vandeleur]

you have dale disease

I have a hangover from three days on the drink , and am shaking like a shitting dog . If that's what you mean

[DONNIEP]

I have a hangover from three days on the drink , and am shaking like a shitting dog . If that's what you mean

A three day boozer?? Man, you better go see your doctor, lol

[vandeleur]

It was my birthday so you know gotta show willing , although now my kidney is sticking out and when I push it back in it hurts

[DONNIEP]

It was my birthday so you know gotta show willing , although now my kidney is sticking out and when I push it back in it hurts

Normally I'd say a couple of beers would make you feel better. But in this case, I think it would kill you

[vandeleur]

I couldn't put my contact lenses in this morning my eye lids didn't open enough lol

[Seshmeister]

Normally I'd say a couple of beers would make you feel better. But in this case, I think it would kill you

I am fairly convinced that it's unhealthy to go cold turkey better to ease yourself off.

That said you then run the danger of overstablisation. .

[chefcraig]

I am fairly convinced that it's unhealthy to go cold turkey better to ease yourself off.

That said you then run the danger of overstablisation. .

French fries and beef gravy, man. Or a can of uncooked green beans. Trust me, I am not a doctor, but I play one on tv...

[sonrisa salvaje]

I can dig some Nugent. As for the politics, i don't listen to Ted's views any more than i take Tom Cruise's advice on religion. Frankly, i don't have time to be offended so i don't even go there. But i understand as a society we want to find something to be offended about. Please be offended. We must be offended. Screw that. Let's just rock and roll.

[ELVIS]

I am fairly convinced that it's unhealthy to go cold turkey better to ease yourself off.

Finally a topic you're qualified to comment on...