What Stores Would White People Loot?

[Von Halen]

Since this looting in Ferguson, MO seems to be such a big topic these days, let's have your opinion on what stores white people would loot, if they were dumb enough to actually act like those fucking loser pieces of shit in Ferguson.

Now come on, we all know that white folks would never do this, but let's pretend.

By the way, the blacks have come a long way since the 60's and the Detroit riots. Oh, wait, no they haven't. Ferguson, MO is proof enough of that.

Anyway, I digress.

I think I would loot Costco or Sam's Club. I could pretty much get whatever I wanted, under one roof.

What store would you loot?

[VAiN]

I think I would loot Costco or Sam's Club. I could pretty much get whatever I wanted, under one roof.

What store would you loot?

Nice to see you're practical even in your looting. I'd probably hit my grocery store, Publix, and grab as much Boars Heads meats as I can hang on to. I love that shit. And I'd save a ton in lunches.

[Angel]

Since this looting in Ferguson, MO seems to be such a big topic these days, let's have your opinion on what stores white people would loot, if they were dumb enough to actually act like those fucking loser pieces of shit in Ferguson.

Now come on, we all know that white folks would never do this, but let's pretend.

By the way, the blacks have come a long way since the 60's and the Detroit riots. Oh, wait, no they haven't. Ferguson, MO is proof enough of that.

Anyway, I digress.

I think I would loot Costco or Sam's Club. I could pretty much get whatever I wanted, under one roof.

What store would you loot?

White folks have and will do this. Vancouver: white people looted Sears, Chapters, Future Shop and various specialty shops.

40 shops in Toronto...not sure which ones...

A bunch of shops on Whyte Ave in Edmonton....

Most of our riots are hockey-related...

[VAiN]

White folks have and will do this. Vancouver: white people looted Sears, Chapters, Future Shop and various specialty shops.

Interesting... not liquor stores and hair weave. How white of them.

[Angel]

Interesting... not liquor stores and hair weave. How white of them.

The liquor stores were boarded up in anticipation, lol...

[Von Halen]

Those weren't white folks. They were Canadians. Sorry, you don't count.

[Angel]

Those weren't white folks. They were Canadians. Sorry, you don't count due to your superiority.

Fixed that for you...

[ELVIS]

What store would you loot?

None...

I'd help the store owners shoot the looters...

[Von Halen]

Angel would loot the Oreck store.

[Angel]

Angel would loot the Oreck store.

What the hell is Oreck? I'd go for the grocery stores!!!

[ELVIS]

What the hell is Oreck?

Something that sucks...

[Von Halen]

What the hell is Oreck? I'd go for the grocery stores!!!

http://www.oreck.com/

[Angel]

http://www.oreck.com/

Lmao!!! I DO need a new one...

[twonabomber]

Sam's Club is near my work, I could stop n' loot on my way home!

Guitar Center? Micro Center? How about a Mopar dealership?

[SilvioDante]

Where I live it would be Bass Pro Shop, Rural King, the local Harley-Davidson dealership and any place selling Duck Dynasty crap.

[ELVIS]

You're all fucking burnt...

It's your homes that are in danger of being looted...

By the Homeland Security force...

Wake your dumb asses up...

[Von Halen]

I have a homeland security agent that lives across the street from me. She has a German Shepherd that is also a homeland security employee. He can understand over 400 commands, in 5 different languages. She wears a button around her neck that will kill the dog in an instant, if he decides to attack someone that shouldn't be attacked.

Should I be worried she is going to loot my house Elvis? I don't know why she'd want to, hers is pretty nice.

I also have a Border Patrol guy next door, and a retired Colonel in the court. Should I be worried they are conspiring, Elvis?

[Mushroom]

I also have a Border Patrol guy next door, and a retired Colonel in the court. Should I be worried they are conspiring, Elvis?

At least half of our border patrol here in the southwest are Hispanic. Sounds like a conspiracy huh?

[Angel]

At least half of our border patrol here in the southwest are Hispanic. Sounds like a conspiracy huh?

Lol. Most of our airport security personnel are Muslim...

[twonabomber]

Lol. Most of our airport security personnel are Muslim...

Most of ours are non-Caucasian and couldn't get jobs at the Burger King in the airport food court!

The taxi drivers, however, are Muslim.

[VAiN]

Most of ours are non-Caucasian and couldn't get jobs at the Burger King in the airport food court!

The taxi drivers, however, are Muslim.

[ELVIS]

Ummm...

In a word, yes...

You should be worried...

[Von Halen]

Ummm...

In a word, yes...

You should be worried...

Please. These people have all accomplished more in one year, than you have in your whole lifetime.

Paranoia will destroy ya, Elvis, and it is. You are crumbling mentally under the weight of your guilt. Forgive yourself Elvis. Allow yourself to have some fun!

[ELVIS]

Please. These people have all accomplished more in one year, than you have in your whole lifetime.

Ooohh...

I'm impressed...

Bow down to your superiors...

[Von Halen]

Ooohh...

I'm impressed...

Bow down to your superiors...

Unlike you, I don't have to bow down to anyone, or anything. Now you go back to bowing down before the invisible guy in the sky.

People like you bow down, because they are weak. They don't have the strength to stand up on their own two feet. They don't have the strength to own up to their actions. They don't have the strength to take responsibility for their own ineptness. You bow down because you are scared. Your knees are weak. They fold you up like the weak minded follower you are.

[ELVIS]

Unlike you, I don't have to bow down to anyone, or anything. Now you go back to bowing down before the invisible guy in the sky.

People like you bow down, because they are weak. They don't have the strength to stand up on their own two feet. They don't have the strength to own up to their actions. They don't have the strength to take responsibility for their own ineptness. You bow down because you are scared. Your knees are weak. They fold you up like the weak minded follower you are.

Shut the hell up...

You're sounding like a dumb woman...

[Seshmeister]

Ooohh...

I'm impressed...

Bow down to your superiors...

You can't do that or you would get chronic backache.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

a dispensary

[ELVIS]

A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.

Proverbs 9:13

[Von Halen]

A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.

Proverbs 9:13

You are a dumbass.

Von Halen 8:19

[FORD]

A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.

Proverbs 9:13

[ELVIS]

For she sitteth at the door of her house, on a seat in the high places of the city,

To call passengers who go right on their ways:

Whoso is simple, let him turn in hither: and as for him that wanteth understanding, she saith to him,

Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant.

But he knoweth not that the dead are there; and that her guests are in the depths of hell.

[ELVIS]

You're not your own god...

[twonabomber]

I ameth tooeth!

[DONNIEP]

I don't know...looting or mob killing? I mean, which one are you gonna choose? On one hand, you can get some free beer and steaks. But on the other, you can go all Charles Bronson and dispense some good ol' American Vigilante Justice and nobody's gonna be able to stop you.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i don't know...looting or mob killing? I mean, which one are you gonna choose? On one hand, you can get some free beer and steaks. But on the other, you can go all charles bronson and dispense some good ol' american vigilante justice and nobody's gonna be able to stop you.

wyatt earp said it's a bad thing

[twonabomber]

[Mushroom]

Loot guitar center. But definitely not my local mom & pop guitar shop for I have too much respect for them.

[ELVIS]

Treasures of wickedness profit nothing...

But righteousness delivers from death...

[Mushroom]

Treasures of wickedness profit nothing...

But righteousness delivers from death...

Did you go to drug rehab and turn into a born-again Christian? Those people are the worst!