What Stores Would White People Loot?

[twonabomber]

Go ahead and loot Sam's Club and Costco. I'll loot jewelry stores. I would have said banks but unless you can get into the safe you can't get much money out of a closed bank.

You don't think that jewelry stores keep all their stuff in a safe when they are closed?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You don't think that jewelry stores keep all their stuff in a safe when they are closed?

not in bakersfield

[FORD]

not in bakersfield

[FORD]

Hell, if I was going to loot a store, I'd rent a U-haul and back it up to the "Total Wine" store on the west side. Despite the name, they have a great beer selection too, so I'd pretty much clean that out.

[ELVIS]

I wouldn't loot...

[Seshmeister]

Since this looting in Ferguson, MO seems to be such a big topic these days, let's have your opinion on what stores white people would loot, if they were dumb enough to actually act like those fucking loser pieces of shit in Ferguson.

Now come on, we all know that white folks would never do this, but let's pretend.

Don't kid yourself, the looters in the London riots were of all races.

[cadaverdog]

You don't think that jewelry stores keep all their stuff in a safe when they are closed?

They put the really expensive shit in there but there's still plenty of small stuff worth lots of money in the display cases after they close. You just have to make sure you grab the right shit.

[mh5150]

Late to the thread but...
IKEA...

[DONNIEP]

Don't kid yourself, the looters in the London riots were of all races.

That's Vandy in the yellow shirt!! Only a Brit would loot clothes. Who the fuck wants clothes?? You don't steal clothes! You steal beer, cigarettes, steaks, beer, Reese's Cups, beer, TVs, Blu Ray players, designer sunglasses, designer purses, and oh yeah some beer too.

[DONNIEP]

Hell, if I was going to loot a store, I'd rent a U-haul and back it up to the "Total Wine" store on the west side. Despite the name, they have a great beer selection too, so I'd pretty much clean that out.

See, now this is a man with a plan! While the, ugh, common folk are out looting the gas stations and pawn shops, the rest of us will be hitting the good places.

[FORD]

Late to the thread but...
IKEA...

Now that would be a tough store to loot. The whole fucking store is designed as a maze that takes you about three hours to walk through. They literally had to build a cafeteria in the middle of it, so people's blood sugar wouldn't drop dangerously low by the time they made it out of the maze.

It would take far too long to loot

[DONNIEP]

Plus you gotta put all the stuff you steal together when you get home. Ain't nobody got time for dat!

[vandeleur]

No only a Brit would steal from a cheap and nasty clothes shop , a lot of the footage from the London riots showed them stealing from shite shops .

[Von Halen]

Don't kid yourself, the looters in the London riots were of all races.

I was talking about white Americans Sesh. You are as dumb as Angel. We all know Canuck's and Limey's don't count. Besides, I hear you Europeans, and Canadians, do a better job of keeping the black man under control, than we do here. I'm sure if you guys were "The Land Of The Free", they'd think that meant they were free to do whatever the fuck they want, and live off everyone else for free, there too. We are just too fucking lenient. We did the same thing with women. We allowed them to go to work during the war, because we needed them. They fucking blew it all out of proportion, and started all this equal rights bullshit. They should have been bitch slapped right back to the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant, after the war was over. We wouldn't have all the problems with them, that we have today. The divorce rate would be a lot lower too.

[Seshmeister]

That's Vandy in the yellow shirt!! Only a Brit would loot clothes. Who the fuck wants clothes?? You don't steal clothes! You steal beer, cigarettes, steaks, beer, Reese's Cups, beer, TVs, Blu Ray players, designer sunglasses, designer purses, and oh yeah some beer too.

A lot of TVs were taken in London, 15 years earlier and they would have lost none because they would have been too heavy.