Ferguson is what happens when white suburban cops get weapons of war

[Kristy]

I did. Pay isn't all that great.

[ELVIS]

If you lived in a town where most of the people were white yet 94% of the police, 83% of the council and the mayor were all black and they had all the money and they kept searching and hassling white people every day until they got you on a misdemeanor making you unemployable, I think that's possible.

Way to keep the racism alive, champ...

Tell us some more mainstream media propaganda...

[ELVIS]

How else would I be paying for grad school? With my charm?

So welfare is called Charm in Colorado ??

[Kristy]

It's like you not even trying anymore, troll boy.

[Seshmeister]

He's never been noted for his wit.

Ever.

[Sensible Shoes]

Kristy, I can think of a few people I would like you to beat. I get to pick the implements.

[DONNIEP]

I thought maybe you gave private classes in anger management.

I was her first and last patient.

[ELVIS]

Ever.

I can feel the sweat dripping from your brow from here...

[Seshmeister]

Creepy.

So how is the trailer sale going genius?

[Kristy]

Eh, not my style. Dominance is a bit like Spanish for me: I do it better when my inhibitions are down. In other words, I’m likely to spend a lot more time subbing.

[Seshmeister]

I was her first and last patient.

You misread the advert and thought it was 'Bang her management'.

[ELVIS]

That would be comma, genious, genious...

[Kristy]

I can feel the sweat dripping from your brow from here...

Really..? Tell me, what do you feel when your social worker explains what an eviction notice means?

[ELVIS]

'Bang her management'.

And you have something to say about my wit ??

[ELVIS]

Really..? Tell me, what do you feel when your social worker explains what an eviction notice means?

What's your fascination with social workers ??

Can't you put your diaper on without one ??