Conspiracy!! It's a known FACT that beer makes you horny. Or maybe it just makes ugly people seem less ugly. Regardless, it has magical properties that man was not meant to understand!Originally Posted by Nickdfresh
Conspiracy!! It's a known FACT that beer makes you horny. Or maybe it just makes ugly people seem less ugly. Regardless, it has magical properties that man was not meant to understand!
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Maybe it was all the beer that was the cause of Elvis' bloody assholes during his nurse days?If beer made you gay, I'd be the Queen of San Francisco by now.
Just because it's not an officially recognized position in the monarchy/government doesn't mean you can't hold the title. Go girl!If beer made you gay, I'd be the Queen of San Francisco by now.
It makes ugly people less ugly, boring people less boring, and temporarily alleviates guilt. In short: alcohol is magic.
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
Weed does none of those things.
Indeed. Weed just makes the world a better place.
That's why you knock back a couple 40s, bang one out, and then roll up a fattie and crank up the Billy Joel.
Billy Joel?
He's definitely a honkie.
I know. But Kristy likes him and, well, I try to keep her happy. There's two things we have to have in the house when she picks up a new bag: snacks and Billy Joel. Otherwise she gets all passive aggressive and uses her Jedi Chick Mind Trick on me.
Does this mean we have to start calling her Kristy Brinkley?
That would probably be a bad ideaDoes this mean we have to start calling her Kristy Brinkley?
Oh, so you mean she plays Billy and you have to play Brinkley?
Yep, these are some honkified lyrics. Complete with references to weed, alcohol, masturbation and fuck knows what else.......
Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
You're tired of livin' in your one horse town
You'd like to find a little hole in the ground for a while
So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans
And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens
It's like some pornographic magazine, and you smile
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'
Oh yeah, yeah
Your sister's gone out, she's on a date
And you just sit at home and masturbate
Your phone is gonna ring soon,
But you just can't wait, for that call
So you stand on the corner in your new English clothes
And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes
But still your fingers gonna pick your nose, after all
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'
Oh yeah, yeah
So you decide to take a holiday
You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet
Ah, but there's no place to go anyway and what for
You've got everything, but nothin's cool
They just found your father in the swimming pool
And you guess you won't be going back to school anymore
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'
La da, da
Oh yeah, yeah
So you play your albums and you smoke your pot
And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot
Oh, but still you're aching for the things you haven't got,
What went wrong
And if you can't understand why your world is so dead
And why you've got to keep in style and feed your head
Well, you're twenty one and still you mother makes your bed
And that's too long
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'
Yeah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Yeah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
He wasn't a convincing badass, was he?
It depends on her mood. But heels do wonders for my calves so I don't complain.
Man...
You gays, I mean guys, talk about some stupid shit...
Says the guy who made a post about hops causing homosexuality......Man...
You gays, I mean guys, talk about some stupid shit...
Who gives a fuck ??
I post shit just because I know it will piss you queers off...
It doesn't mean that I endorse the content of the shit that I share with you fags...
Get a clue...
Ferguson gonna blow the fuck up tonite...
queer this.... fag that..... according to your own propaganda, I'd guess you drained about three kegs of IPA this week alone.
Insert an Alex Jones false flag video here, because this latest shooting was definitely somebody stirring shit.
Not an Illuminati Bilderberg FEMA somebody, more likely some stupid Turner Diaries Klan fuck hoping he can finally have that race war those turds have wanted for decades. But all the same, not likely a random Ferguson resident pissed off at this corrupt as Hell police department.
Who gives a shit besides control freak socialist "liberals" like you ??
I proved my point by showing that idiots like you are unable to get beyond a single word...
So, fuck off...
And if Al Sharpton and the corrupt, shit stirring media would have left it alone at the get go, we wouldn't be at this point...
Or perhaps if the goddamned KKK wasn't running a suburban police department in the fucking 21st century??
At least that fat Archie Bunker looking fuck Grand Wizard "police chief" finally got fired. Damn shame he wasn't the one who got shot. Him and that murdering piece of skinhead filth Wilson. Much more deserving targets than the two who got hit.
Odd that the AG didn't think Wilson murdered anybody. Surely he's not corrupt too?
What ??
How in the HELL do you come up with that ??
Maybe you need to read jacksmar's post again...
Like you did in the first place...
http://www.justice.gov/sites/default...hael_brown.pdf
"As detailed throughout this report, the evidence does not establish that the shots fired by Wilson were objectively unreasonable under federal law. The physical evidence establishes that Wilson shot Brown once in the hand, at close range, while Wilson sat in his police SUV, struggling with Brown for control of Wilson’s gun."
"Wilson’s account was consistent with those results, and consistent with the accounts of other independent eyewitnesses, whose accounts were also consistent with the physical evidence. Wilson’s statements were consistent with each other in all material ways, and would not be subject to effective impeachment for inconsistencies or deviation from the physical evidence. Therefore, in analyzing all of the evidence, federal prosecutors found Wilson’s account to be credible".
"Sufficient credible evidence supports Wilson’s claim that he reasonably perceived Brown to be posing a deadly threat."
"In addition, even assuming that Wilson definitively knew that Brown was not armed, Wilson was aware that Brown had already assaulted him once and attempted to gain control of his gun."
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Doesn't matter. Wilson was a Klan member who had no idea that Brown was a suspect in a strong arm robbery. Brown was totally innocent and was simply walking down the street. And Wilson, acting as a Klansman, jumped out of the car and gunned him down in cold blood. And the AG didn't push for charges against Wilson because he too is obviously corrupt and part of the very system that covered up Wilson's murderous actions from the get go. Maybe Holder is secretly a white man.Maybe you need to read jacksmar's post again...
Like you did in the first place...
Have you read the recent reports detailing all of the blatantly racist bullshit that this Ferguson KKK-PD has gotten away with (the murder of Michael Brown not included)
Death to Whitey!!
Holder's corrupt as all Hell. Not to mention he's now a lame duck, so he's just trying to clear his desk so he can leave.
Why isn't he going to prison ??
Oh that must be why Justice didn't press the issue and let Wilson off the hook lol. Even when the black AG can't come up with anything to charge Wilson with, everybody still wants to run around and say hands up, don't shoot.
Elvis just loves getting a rise out of "queers".Who gives a fuck ??
I post shit just because I know it will piss you queers off...
It doesn't mean that I endorse the content of the shit that I share with you fags...
Get a clue...
I'm pretty sure you just admitted you're queer!Elvis just loves getting a rise out of "queers".
This isn't the first time...
Holder is a secret agent of the Ku Klux Klan. He hides behind the facade of being a black man but springs white bigots when they get in trouble and supplies Mexicans with firearms so they can improve the earth by killing each other with them.
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
Yes, Johnny is queer...
Dave is too...
Dave still gets hard when he sees Belinda Carlisle, so apparently not.
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