DaveIsKing is...well DaveIsKing.
It is obvious that DaveIsKing kicks ass.
I kick Spammy's fans asses.
I have a big dick (welll...ok a bigger dick than most)
David Lee Roth is God, and I acknowledge that fact.
I have a hot chick for a companion.
I am funny as hell. (of course)
I am the God of Wit. (as I've told you countless times)
I bowed out the first time to support my Roth Bros!
I made HITCH69 acknowledge my brilliance.
I make the ladies scream and then cream.
All the guys would LOVE to have me as a beer buddy. :bottle:
DaveIsKing© For Moderator....Because He Deserves It.